Chris Brown’s Hallowpeen Costume Was Really Subtle

November 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Chris Brown slipped his duck legs into an alien bodysuit for his Halloween costume, which I can only describe as a “huge green dick slapping the word ‘attention’ over and over again” and Tweeted a picture of it with the note: “I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change!” Yeah, Chris used a lot of characters to basically say: LOOKATME!

I would say that Chris needs to have a seat on a Chris Brown dildo so that he can fuck himself, but humping on the spotlight by posing for this picture is keeping him distracted from the tampon that is obviously trying to escape out of his crotch. Shhh. Don’t tell Chris. Run, tampon, run!

Source: Chris Brown’s Twatter via ONTD

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