Wednesday, November 2nd 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 1st!
From the producers of "Ice Road Truckers"& "Pawn Stars", the History Channel brings us another reality show "Prawn Stars", watch weekly as she sells seashells by the seashore. - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Um...this is not what I was looking for, plentyoffish.com. - Gigaboob
Utterly unable to achieve stardom in the human world, Bai Ling grows a tail and sets off to relaunch her career under the sea. - Eggbeater
Tired of being accused of not being sympathetic toward world disaster victims, Bobby Trendy finally brought some much-needed pizzazz to the hardest hit parts of Japan. - MeowMeow
via FunPic
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Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's wetter
Down where it's better
Take it from me
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
No amount of therapy can convince Pax he's the beautifulest.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Kariel Kardashian trolls for her next husband.
Hepatitis K
Ariel of the sewage/Poor people's Ariel.
Kim K took a gondola ride down memory lane though the raw sewage next to Ray J's house in the hood.....
Kim Kardashian's new ad campaign for her next perfume: Eau de I'madumbfuckwhore
It still beats living in Minnesota.
It's tough out there...even lady boys need to come up with creative ways to attract Johns.
Despite the floods that have devastated Thailand, its people havent lost their sense of humour.
No way Maddox Jolie-Pitt could have turned out a normal young man...
Fish of the pee!
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
-Mitch Hedberg(r.i.p)
Kim K took the saying, "there are other fish in the sea" literally.
Just in time for Christmas "The Septic Tank Barbie Mermaid".
Hello? Kris Jenner? Yes, all the paperwork has been taken care of. You can take Ling Lard-Assian home now to meet her new family.
A sneak peak at the making of Ling's latest ad to launch her new franchise lingsfishandpoon.com.
Deadliest Snatch.
The awkward moment when you realize you really do belong under the sea.
Tired of her shit,Kim K's agent decided it would be fitting to send her on a "Halloween divorce photo shoot" to the bog of eternal stench.
OMG:
This caption contest is some
serious,
serious
Kim muthafucking goddamn whore Kardashian bait.
(Links are so, soooo fucking NSFW.)
This comment thread is going to be
so.
much.
fucking.
fun.
God: she's a skank, isn't she?
Bet her cunt smells like throw-up after a rancid fish fry.
Get busy, y'all!
Can't wait to see what y'all cum up with!
"Salmon chanted evening, you may see a strangeeeeeeer"
see? lady gagme DID NOT steal from Bette Midler....
Bobby Trendy did!
Chick Of The Sea.
What is it with boxers? First Oscar de la Hoya and now Manny Pacquiao.
Hairy Elle
"Waiter, theres a pubic hair in my Sushi"
ru paul's drag race goes to thailand
The canals of Venice, California.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
"So I was drunk that night and as I went down on this trollop there was a distinct stench of haddock"
And still nobody wanted a little tail.
Duhmaid.
It says it right here in Sailing for Dummies: in the event you observe Bobby Trendy emerging from his z-list mermaid lair, do not rescue him. For the sake of all humanity. Do not rescue him.
This is what happens when you try to visit Denmark on a budget.
Tired of being accused of not being sympathetic toward world disaster victims, Bobby Trendy finally brought some much-needed pizzazz to the hardest hit parts of Japan.
Nice try "Ariel". Anybody with a pair of eyes can see you already have a dinglehopper.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Utterly unable to achieve stardom in the human world, Bai Ling grows a tail and sets off to relaunch her career under the sea.
Forget about her lost voice, if Ariel isn't rescued soon, her lower half will be the main component of a Pad Thai.
Even in Vietnam's current floody situation, Kim K still finds a way to make it all about her.