Wednesday, November 2nd 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 1st!
From the producers of "Ice Road Truckers"& "Pawn Stars", the History Channel brings us another reality show "Prawn Stars", watch weekly as she sells seashells by the seashore. - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Um...this is not what I was looking for, plentyoffish.com. - Gigaboob
Utterly unable to achieve stardom in the human world, Bai Ling grows a tail and sets off to relaunch her career under the sea. - Eggbeater
Tired of being accused of not being sympathetic toward world disaster victims, Bobby Trendy finally brought some much-needed pizzazz to the hardest hit parts of Japan. - MeowMeow
via FunPic
Congrats to all!
Funnay-o-fish! Congrats win whores!
Slutty!!
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Slutty ♥ ♥ ♥
Congrats Slutty, Gigaboob, Eggbeater, & Meow great captions!!
Congrats Gigaboob, Eggbeater, & Meow, I liked yours better than mine.
Thanks MK & errbody.
I MADE IT (kind of)! Thank you Sweetas. Yes, when the geriatrics offered me a threesome I had to back off that site too.
LOLOLOLOLOL! Funny bitches, all of you. Including MK;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Lean Like a Chola, Celebrity Stylez: http://youtu.be/0ZwdYeGSVS0
SLUTTAAAAAY ftw!!! *dances around* And I called it Gigaboob!! Yeah they should call that site Plenty Offish. I mean, that's what I heard, not that I would know from personal experience, gross. *avoids eye contact with jacko and PHM*
aw come on! No fancy turd jokes?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 7:43am.
Haha..you are much stronger than I am! I deleted my profile after a month or so. Sometimes they'll send me a "I miss you please come back" email but I'm not that desperate...yet.
*slaps scaly tail*
YAY!!!!! SlutSlutarella!!!!!!!!! XOXOX
Yay other whores!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 7:38am.
HAHAHAHA! no shit. I just went and checked my account (yes, it's still active SHUDDUP!) and had a few messages.... *shudders*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Congrats to all!!!
SLUTT!!!!!
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 7:21am.
Lol..i'm guessing by the sad face you had the same experience as me. They should re-name that site Plentyofthrowbacks
haha congrats winners! good one, Sluttsville. happy Hump Day to all.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 11/02/2011 - 7:18am.
Plentyoffish ahaha. I tried that site once. DON'T JUDGE ME!
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LOL!! me too... :(
Congrats to all the funny winners... ♥♥Slutty♥♥
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Plentyoffish ahaha. I tried that site once. DON'T JUDGE ME!
Yay slutty and congrats also to the RU's!
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
Sluttsville... nice!
Gratz to Slutty and the other winning sluts.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Carrie Ann Inaba, the only judge present at the Manila Auditions of Dancing With The Stars, held on October 31.
Carrie Ann Inaba, the only judge present at the Manila Auditions of Dancing With The Stars, held on October 31.
Since that hot ginge mermaid Ariel got her dark haired prince, let's hope this dark haired mermaid MK gets his prince hot ginge.
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Kim Kardashian's Fairytail Divorce!
I'm just going to wait here for Anderson Cooper to row by and save me. I'm Asian, he'll find me.
China has the legendary Fighting Fish, Korea has Mr. Limpett.
Poor Maddox, all this time they thought it was Shiloh with the gender identity issues...
mk, come get your cousin
oh I'd laugh if I didn't know how hard the people of Bangkok had it right now. This picture just makes me sad.
we warned you not to get michael k wet after midnight
Bai Ling's Halloween costume melts the snow off the street.
A VHS tape found in a 25 cent bin at a church basement thrift store in the Valley uncovers the long lost jem, "Splash 2: Living the Dream in the Sewers of New York"
One fish, Two fish, Red fish...blow fish.
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Somewhere...deep in the heart of Bayonne...Hairyel makes her debut.
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Where the streets have no drain.
Somewhere...in a little town called Phuk Que a star is born!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 7:56pm.
Kim K's new mantra:
Tiara, tiara on my head
please bring Reggie back to my bed.
And if he will not take me back,
I'll go back to showing the world my ass crack
LMAO!
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"Gaycrest and Pimp Mama Kris proudly present the latest Kardashian spinoff: Kim Takes Khloe's Drainpipe"
After finally expressing his feminine side on Halloween, Doug Hutchison decided to relive "The Little Mermaid" while also showcasing his attraction to sewer rats
Ariel's Mexican half sister, Lupida, floats through the barrio looking for her prince.
After the marriage sham blew up in her face, the only acting role Kim Kardashian could get was "Ariel , The Little Mermaid" at a Dinner theater in Laos.
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Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby
Try to keep myself away from me (myself and) me
-Counting Crows
When Angelina is away, Maddox will play.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Michael K's gene pool
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Kim K's new mantra:
Tiara, tiara on my head
please bring Reggie back to my bed.
And if he will not take me back,
I'll go back to showing the world my ass crack
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Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby
Try to keep myself away from me (myself and) me
-Counting Crows
Tinglan Hong, Hugh Grant's suspected baby momma, is celebrated in her home country for being the golddigger hoe of the month.
Kim Kardashian makes her acting debut in an alley off Broadway.
I knew the water in Mexico was bad, I didn't realize it was THAT bad.
I am not kidding you, this was me on Saturday night.
“People say I'm indecisive, but I don't know about that.”
G.W.B.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 4:41pm.
Um...this is not what I was looking for, plentyoffish.com.
lmfao!!
Guess where Sebastian is.