Tuesday, November 1st 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian blow everyone's minds by dressing up like their real selves for Halloween and they've never looked classier - Celebitchy

HAHAHA @ BeyBee - Lainey Gossip

Something something Reggie Bush something something Kardashian something something Media Take Out - The Superficial

If you bleached Amanda Seyfriend's shorty suit, you'd have my baptism outfit - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

October 31st was the day Zac Efron finally had an excuse to wear a pair of ass-hugging shorty shorts - Towleroad

Janet Jackson's shiny green tittays on Arabian Harper's Bazaar - The Berry

Fifth Element camel toe - Hollywood Tuna

It's very sweet of Hilary Duff's husband to grow a fetus pouch too so she doesn't have to do it alone - Popsugar

Martha Quinn's brother calls Will Ferrell a possible junkie on Twitter - ICYDK

One of those annoying vapid hos from The A-List: Dallas has his dick out and I know I should be analyzing every bit of its shaft, but I'm too busy trying to figure out what the hell is going on with that window treatment - OMG Blog

Say Something Nice: Well, those anal beads around her neck are a pretty color - Just Jared

Animal crossing - Cityrag

When Gwen Stefani dresses up like Cinderella, she looks like a blond Asian drag queen. Who knew? - ICYDK

Witch is a witch - Popoholic

Herman Cain is forever the President of the United MESS - The Daily What

How Trace Cyrus keeps his physique so svelte - Videogum

Brit Brit's chocharonies touch Joe Jonas in a place where chocharonies have never touched him before - SOW

Mauricio can stay and Kyle can run into the middle of the fucking street - Hollywood Rag

Either that's cement in Mickey Rourke's hands or he had an accident again - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


chasing windmills's picture

Real friends don't let their red neck friends dress red neck for halloween.
Wait, these two have no friends...

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

How tall is 'drop-dead-gorgeous' homosexual eddie ciprian?

SANS FARDS's picture

Hillary Duff's husband has the derp face like Kris Humphries. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

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Kandykane's picture

That woman in the pic is one buttugly mothafucka.

LaChaylo's picture

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 4:40pm.

So she's basically saying that domestic violence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is funny. What a hoot.

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Can somebody tweet this to LeAnne on twatter - PLEASE?

guruXen's picture

OK, good. Glad at least I'm not the only one.

Submitted by guruXen on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 7:47pm.

Is it bad that I think this is the best looking picture we've seen of LeAnn in a long time? Her wonk plastic titties are covered, as are her ribs. Her face looks more human than equine. And, she's not wearing tassels.

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I actually thought the same thing!

guruXen's picture

Is it bad that I think this is the best looking picture we've seen of LeAnn in a long time? Her wonk plastic titties are covered, as are her ribs. Her face looks more human than equine. And, she's not wearing tassels.

MtlMama's picture

Bah hahahahaha, LeAnn Rimes looks like Melissa Auf Der Maur!!

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warmislandsun's picture

Colin Quinn - Bitter cunt is bitter.

RoadDogXXIV's picture

Jesus. LeAnn is a couple botox appointments from looking like Daisy de la Hoya.

Hekki's picture

I actually watched the beginning of the Mark Twain Award last night (I fell aeep during) and apparently Will Ferrell's kids are named Matisse, Axel and something else starting with an M. That's kind of douchey. His wife looks like a typical Upper East Side mom (no idea where they actually live). She looks like she could go either way; snotty or nice. But she looks like she is in charge of THAT show.

Funny people are often tormented souls so I don't know if Will is fucked up. I'd wager that he cleaned up his act when he got married and had kids.

He makes me laugh, though.

AtomicCity's picture

Keith Stone, you're so smooth.

"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

People on the Dlist didnt learn from Tori Spelling, when you steal someone's husband you never rebound back to your Dlist status, its like a curse. Yet if they were Alist it would be different look at Angelina she stole Billy Bob and upgraded to Brad Pitt who was on the rebound after he divorced that water ad model.

mike's picture

Submitted by aradia07 on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 3:28pm.
Martha and Colin are siblings? Never knew, do not care, but still....

They're not.

hanibella's picture

Anyone that calls SJPeePee a "fashion icon" should have their eyes checked.

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Suzy Farkis's picture

I saw Colin Quinn on SNL all the time and can't remember one thing he did. Those tweets are pretty low and definitely bitter. What a wang.

rotten_egg's picture

The irony of it all is that these two fuckers do look effortlessly redneck and white trash chic.

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TexnDoc's picture

What IS going on with the window treatment?! Looks like dehydrated doodies.

louise_brooks's picture

Eddie looks exactly like Sean William Scott's character in Old School who shot Will Ferrell in the neck with the tranquilizer gun.

chlyn's picture

Poor Gwen lives in a house dominated by men. I can see why dressing up as Cinderella, the ultimate feminine princess, was her choice. I feel for you, Gwen!

Kandykane's picture

Just from watching that Shitney crap, it's obvious that the entire thing with Joe Jonas was rehearsed. OBVIOUS. This woman is just shunted around by chaperones and does whatever she's told to do, like R2D2. No way in hell would she 'invite' anyone up from the audience for some random stank. Her tickets aint selling. Time to fuckin retire and take those meds qid.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 4:14pm.
Nice touch - pregnant woman with black eye and a pack of smokes. Asshole
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So she's basically saying that domestic violence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is funny. What a hoot.

Ms.Fit's picture

I blame Mah Boo for teaching these tricks how to smize like an Iguana. Ok, the lot lizard started it, but Anderson Cooper perfected it.

elmo533's picture

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 11/01/2011 - 3:25pm.
LeAnn has sort of been replaced by Courtney, no?
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Wow, she really has. Yay!

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Gardening Girl's picture

Nice touch - pregnant woman with black eye and a pack of smokes. Asshole

SpiceDong's picture

indeed it doesn't look like a costume to me...and LeAnn is looking like she put some weight on lately...she doesn't look as dessicated as she always does.

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Bjork You's picture

Colin, I don't think that was the step that AA was talking about.

Bjork You's picture

You know Leanne was all like, "I GOT this Eddie. Just follow my lead." Which he does anyway because she's the one with the money.

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Spiffy McSpitshine's picture

Amanda S. has perfect legs. Lucky bitch.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

RLF's picture

Um...did you miss the fact that MK has many, many sarcastic bones inside his body???

"Martha and Colin are siblings? Never knew, do not care, but still...."

Colin Quinn is blatantly lying about Will Ferrel. Will Ferrel is a square boring ass in real life, who saves his funny for his movies. Even in TV interviews he acts uncomfortable and shy, like he would rather be at home, reading Time magazine. The most interesting thing about him is that he married a Swedish woman and spends most of his time in Sweden.

Close enough:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/01/lindsay-lohan-cemetery-dead-bodies/?adid=f...

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Martha and Colin are siblings? Never knew, do not care, but still....

Jeanneee's picture

LeAnne and Eddie are an ever so slightly less creepy version of Courtney Stodden and Whatshisname. EVER SO SLIGHTLY. Calling them trash is an insult to trash.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

TexnDoc's picture

LeAnn has sort of been replaced by Courtney, no?

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Anyone who thinks Leanne is hot needs to shoot their brains out with a Winchester.

Eddy is such a douche bag but I still totally would