Paging Dr. 90210! Heidi Montag’s Skin Fell Off Again

October 31, 2011 / Posted by:

No, this can’t be Heidi Montag without her Mattel-made plastic shell on, because she already replaced all her muscles and veins with time release fake tan pouches and tubes filled with Victoria’s Secret passion fruit body spray. This is the winner of every Halloween Heidi Klum simultaneously making Buffalo Bill and The BODIES exhibit dude rub at their foreskin by showing up to her Halloween party in Las Vegas on Saturday night dressed up like the human anatomy chart in my 7th grade science classroom. Or maybe Heidi is Courtney Stodden after she sheds her porn iguana skin off through the power of sexy face. Or maybe she’s the state of Lindsay Lohan’s career? Or Skeletor’s lipstick dick after he humps the side of the ottoman for too long? Whatever she is, bitch wins at Halloween yet again.

If you’re fuck deficient when it comes to dressing up for Halloween, then don’t worry, because Heidi is Halloween-ing for all of us.

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