Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 31, 2011 / Posted by:

Why would someone get married simply to get divorced? Money. Fame. Her romances make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines. She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don’t approve). What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor. (Blind Gossip)

I am not even going to waste two black bars on this mess since “the mountain of cash she offered me to fake marry her was dis big, so…..” look in Kris Humphries’ durr eyes say it all.

This actor may be one of the stars of a comedy series, but their behavior isn’t exactly making their cast and crew smile. The actor thinks that they are an expert about everything. The set, the lighting, the camera angles, craft service, the wardrobe, the script, table readings, and – worst of all – their costars’ performances are all fair targets to this person. Their opinions are frequently negative and unwelcome, and are making everyone uncomfortable. Somebody’s success has really gone to their head, and if they don’t shut the eff up, they are going to have one very unhappy cast and crew to deal with. Plus, they should remember that everybody is replaceable. Just ask Charlie Sheen. (Blind Gossip)

Just reading this blind item is making my nerves splinter the same way they do when I see Lea Michele’s highly annoying face, so I’ll guess her. Or Ashton Kutcher?

To me, this one is kind of sad. This actress was once a B+. Hit television show, celebrity boyfriend, top of the world. Now, she is probably down to a C, does primarily awful movies and has been wandering aimlessly for what seems like a year. She had some really bad publicity about that time and just has not quite got everything back together. Well, a few weeks ago she started seeing this actor who is A list but probably deserves to be C list because his acting is awful and his movies never make money. When I say she started seeing him, they saw each other one night and then had sex about four hours after meeting. It was like love at first sight for her, but for him, it was just a conquest and someone or something to do that night. Our actress has always latched on quickly to guys and it is one of the reasons she has not had the greatest success in relationships. Guys walk all over her. She tells her friends that she blames her childhood. Anyway, she has been following the actor for the past couple of weeks to everything he attends. She showed up unannounced at his place once, but after his reaction to that she stopped. When he sees her some place and no one else catches his interest he will take her to her place, have sex with her and then leave. If he sees someone else he likes he just ignores the actress and carries on with the other. It is really kind of creepy and kind of sad all at the same time. (CDAN)

Poor Mischa Barton… and… The Butler did it?

One of the most conservative and powerful media moguls in the world knows all right? So, he probably knows that his much younger wife prefers women right? Apparently there is a big payoff in the works for her latest conquest. Things got a little rough and her conquest got hurt. (CDAN)

Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Deng? I’m guessing the “got a little rough” part is about some fisting shit gone wrong. We all know how crazy Wendi gets with her fists.

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