Afternoon Crumbs
QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: It’s a half Halloween day for me, because I spent the weekend drowning in rainwater and rum in Florida and now I’m heading back to the land of black snow. Everything will be back to normal tomorrow! Whatever normal is! Now onto links:
Doug Hutchison takes WHAT THE FUCK to Psycho-like levels by dressing as his 17-year-old bride Courtney Stodden for Slutoween. It might take your eyes a few minutes to realize which is which. I’ll give you a hint, the one that looks like a zombie turtle trying to chew on a piece of lettuce is the goddess Courtney. – The Superficial
Sophie Turner puts the ho in Pocahontas – Hollywood Tuna
Be right back, I’m joining Iran’s football team – Towleroad
Why oh why didn’t Eva Amurri wear her mother’s Rocky Horror bra and slip as a wedding dress? – Popsugar
Nicole Richie as a bite-sized and shrunken JLo – Lainey Gossip
Justin Bieber’s face twin turns on the damage control – Celebitchy
The world isn’t right when all those Ohio zoo animals were shot down and this beast still terrorizes the earth – Hollywood Rag
A new Amy Winehouse album is coming – Just Jared
It’s like The Walking Dead crashed into a beautiful pile of gorgeous – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If this Nina Dobrev trick is trying to get me to call her the new Jane Fonda, it’s not working – Cityrag
Katherine Heigl would be that bitch who shows up to a Halloween party without a costume on – ICYDK
Bitch Goes Down: The marriage proposal edition – Videogum
LiLo to get on her knees this Wednesday but not for the usual reasons – I’m Not Obsessed
Well, well, well… The same day Kim Kuntrashian files for divorce, her wedding night sex tape with Kris Humphries suddenly leaks onto the Internet – The Daily What
Marc Jacobs is going to try the acting thing – OMG Blog
How many tarantulas were murdered and de-legged for AnnaLynne McCord’s lashes? – Popoholic
Eddie Vedder, just because – The Berry