Elisabetta Canalis Is Still Talking About George Clooney

The confidentiality agreement George Clooney made Elisabetta Canalis sign before he handed over a severance package of bus money and a letter of recommendation for her next high-paying john can suck her taint until it goes raw, because she's going to spit out his name for more free press whether his ass likes it or not. Italian journalist Bruno Vespa wrote a new book about love and Elisabetta spilled about her time with George Clooney, because the only time a bitch puts a microphone up to her mouth is when the name Clooney falls off of her tongue. Elisabetta didn't really bite the paw that fed her fame and only had nice-ish things to say about George. People has a few excerpts from the book:

Praising the Oscar winner, 50, as "the person who valued my feminine side the most" and "also one of the best people I have met from a charitable point of view," Canalis, 33, went on to say, "he has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be."

Asked by Vespa to elaborate, she said, "between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up 'til now."

As for their breakup, Canalis – who competed on Dancing with the Stars earlier this season, denies reports that Clooney's long-held aversion to marriage was an issue.

"George and I never spoke of marriage nor of having kids," she says. "I don't put limits to the possibility of having them, but neither George nor I had ever envisaged having kids together. The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs."

"George is a real gentleman even in his private life," she says. "I was very much respected both as a woman and partner."

The quote everybody seems to be throwing "YOU SUCIO BITCH" looks at is the "father-daughter relationship" one. Some commenters at People think it's gross, disgusting and weird that she'd label a relationship with a grown dude she took a strap-on to as father-daughter like. But I know what she's saying. What she means is that George liked her to decorate his head in a pink bonnet and spank him on the nalgas while shoving a pacifier in his mouth as she screamed at him, "You bad baby! You bad bad baby!" Yup, Clooney's the daughter. See, totally normal and worth the weekly paycheck.

Here's Elisabetta's at the GQ Man of the Year Awards in Berlin on Friday night. Sadly, she lost the top prize to Jared Leto.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:30am.

Like she has anything ELSE to speak about.

that is all.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:31am.

"Well, MK, if this isn't a spurned BEARD, I don't know what is."

exactly! now, go find out what is.

(okay, i've harrassed my point enough ... i'll leave this thread)

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:30am.

Eh, I don't get a gay vibe from him. Do people assume this b/c he's never been married? Maybe he's just not into marriage. Why would you be when you can bang 20-something year olds still?

I also feel like her comments *might* be a language translation issue.
But yeah, she is totally calling him old. Whatever, bitch, it's George Friggin Clooney!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 1:08pm.

perhaps george and elizabets go cruising for hot young italian sizemeat together.

we once knew a fabulous jewish elder-sister who did this with a fish friend. they would bring a hot number back to their flat and while the number was pounding the fish our elder-sister friend would position herself right behind the number and go to work(and to heaven!) with her tongue!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:27am.

you know, i'm starting to think that middle aged women are so spitefully pissed at clooney for dating the youngers that they are seeing shit that just isn't there.
there is NOTHING wrong with him being attracted to the attractive.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related

Submitted by TimC on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:27am.

much ado about nothing. it wasn't that long ago, and obviously that's the only thing anyone wants to ask her about. those answers were about as generic as possible. how scandalous is it for women to have daddy issues? they are as common as jersey sores on herpes shores.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:23am.

there wasn't anything said about "it being a surprise".
she just said he appreciated it most.
how tf does that make him or his sexuality suspect?

my point is that folks took a joke and know you're all reading WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much into it to come to the (wrong) conclusion.
he's done nothing to indicate he likes men.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related

Submitted by bambam on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:23am.

People are interpreting what she says as George wasn't tappin dat ass, hence he's gay. Really, that's only because of the rumors that've floated around about him. The reality is (from one who was in a younger/older relationship) regardless how sexual the relationship is or not, eventually it develops into exactly what she said, a father/daughter, mother/son type relationship.

It's simply human nature, two people at different stages of life are interested in what's pertinent to them. Sooner or later they gravitate to things (and people) relevant to their age group.

Good relationships are hard enough to maintain if your mate is close to you in age, it's doubly hard when the two are wide apart age wise.

George needs to find himself some actress close in age who's in the closet herself who'll agree to let him have his fun with the boys in exchange for the same priviledge.

Submitted by JakeAndMe on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:16am.

I disagree, Meatblocks. A straight man is normally expected to appreciate femininity. It's not something to comment about like it's a surprise or something.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:13am.

" First, "my feminine side." That just sounds weird when talking about a supposedly heterosexual relationship."

no it doesn't.
she does seem like she has a strong streak of tomboyism and i'm sure he treated her like a delicate princess hence the feminine comment.
my sister said the same thing about her husband years ago and it was true. she started wearing dresses and jewelry when she got with him. also started doing her hair. daily.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:10am.

canalis is still talking about clooney because they are still asking her about her.
i think she's a decent person and i also think her daddy-daughter thing was her way of saying "nurturing" and/or "protective".
i also don't think clooney's gay.
guys like me used to say that to get the ladies to stop thinking of him.
it was the only way we were more desirable.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related

Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:27am.

Well, MK, if this isn't a spurned BEARD, I don't know what is. She's is trying to say he's gay in every way possible. Examples with spurned beard translation to follow:

"Valued my feminine side the most" ... GAY
"Charitable" ... Rich gay who gave me money
"Special to me... Just as a father would be" .... He gave me money and supported me with no sexual tension, just like my daddy did.
"The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs." ... George had no issue in my vajeje; I needed to get porked really badly, so I did. And then he dumped me.

Do not fuck with an Italian woman! I've thought this guy is gay ever since I was a host and sat him at a table twelve years ago. He gave me twenty bucks just for seating him, and smoothly said, "You do your job VERY well." When he came up to me before a bathroom break to talk to me about what was good to see around the hotel he was staying and needed a good tour guide, I knew what he wanted. If I wasn't a high school Senior (But 18) still in denial, I may not be writing this at all due to a confidentiality agreement!

Spurned Beard indeed.

Submitted by JakeAndMe on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:10am.

First, "my feminine side." That just sounds weird when talking about a supposedly heterosexual relationship.

Second, I hate her tattoos. I have two large tats myself, so it isn't that I don't like tats in general. Hers just look trashy to me.

Third, up until recently, I always thought that George was a pretty cool guy. Lately, however, his "relationships" with these young bimbos not only looks tacky, but it makes me think that he's either hiding something or that he's a big flake. What could he possibly have to talk about with this endless parade of young, empty-headed girls?

EDIT: Ryan Fischer - WOW! That's quite a story!

Submitted by bourgie on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 10:02am.

I wonder if George will pull a Cary Grant and Tony Randall and get married and have a kid when he's like 70?

Dyan Cannon has been on a press tour for her new book on her life with Cary and it's VERY interesting.

By the way I LOVE Cary Grant. Everything about him
from the beginning to the end. What a life. And he didn't give a flying fuck what anyone thought.

Submitted by babybunny on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:59am.

So basically George is gay which we all know anyhow, this just confirms it

Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:55am.

"Asked by Vespa to elaborate, she said, "between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up 'til now."

Translation: the confidentiality clause in the bearding agreement just expired. Way to simultaneously "out" and throw under the bus, Lizzy.

Submitted by Callie on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:55am.

HA!Ha! That journalist in the thumbs looks like a fat Kunty Karl.

Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:54am.

Gross. And if your latest gigs are ex-clooney-piece and DWT it is time to sit the fuck down.

And why is it soooooo fucking difficult to get a couple of midol pills out of the damn package??!! I swear they do that shit on purpose. MF assholes! I hate you. Do something useful like making it easier to access the drug....like those little melty strips that you just pop onto your tongue..... Would that be so fucking hard?!

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Submitted by guest on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:52am.

He looked better with her than he does with the Keebler chick imo.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:49am.

She's looking worse for wear for 33. I thought she was more like 45.

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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:45am.

"He was the person who valued my feminine side the most" as I rammed the horse-hung dildo deep inside his gleaming, gaping hole.

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Submitted by mountain top wa... on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:43am.

First of all, she's way hotter than his new side piece. Second, father/daughter thing isn't about his age -- she's saying they weren't getting it on. He could be 70 but if they are banging daily I would hope she didn't feel like his daughter.

Submitted by Margaret on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:43am.

Uh, did she basically just say George is gay and was her sugar daddy? Because that's what I got out of it. He took care of her, loved her, but was not her lover...more like her father.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:43am.

Biting the hand that fed you.

what an idiot. No one outside of Italy would know who this stupid trick is if she didn;t "date" Geroge.

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:43am.

She's practically outing him as an old queen. Keep talking girl, but be more specific! What do you mean by "personal needs"??? Is he gay? I'm tired of these games!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:42am.

@Pretty Hate- The jab, to me, sounds like age, because of the father reference. If she wanted to be pointed about his gayness, then she should have said sister. I think the "personal needs" comment was more about him being gay.

Submitted by guest on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:41am.

That's a sick comparative. Try again.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:39am.

I concur, George really is a great little woman.

Submitted by liverwurst on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:38am.

"between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship" LMFAO! I bet George's penis just shriveled like a raisin when he read this. That's what you get, you old fuck. Try dating a women in your own age group. Ha! Why not ask Demi out for a date?

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:33am.

Won't somebody just come out and sat he's GAY already. She just keeps beating around the bush!

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Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:31am.

Bitch please! She was the one yacking on about how Shr would be married because George never really said he didn't want to get married again. I was afraid that she was going to be one of those ho's who didn't really realize that she was just the side peice and not the main attraction. Get lost bitch; you have nothing to offer.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:29am.

Maybe the jab isn't at his age, maybe she is hinting that he is gay.

Ohh well, she is hanging on to this story for as long as she can.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:26am.

She is like that girl in high school who went out with a "cool" guy and when they break up is STILL talking about him 2 years later even though she has gone through 3 boyfriends since! sigh

Submitted by Webberbear on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:24am.

She can't move on until she finds another job as a beard. Is Jake Gyllenhaal hiring?

Submitted by TOPANGA on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:23am.

Ha! I took it to mean that George is OLD. Score one for Elisabeta or whatever her name is. I almost feel sorry for men like George, they spend so long avoiding relationships and being "too cool for school" so to speak that before they know it, they're old and alone,wishing they had someone around to feed them their apple sauce and Metamucil.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:17am.

IT'S OVER LIBBY! MOVE ON!

I love her passive/aggressive jab at Clooney's age! Bitch, if he was like a "father", then does that mean you were screwing your daddy too? Dumb twat!

Submitted by Webberbear on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:16am.

..."The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs..."

So Elisabetta is basically saying that she really needed a cock and so did Georgie-Girl.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:15am.

So, what exactly does this ho do besides run her mouth to the press and tirelessly hit the fame stroll?

Elisabutterface, he dumped you for violating the terms of your contract or because it expired. I doubt he left you broke - he always gives his pieces million dollar severance packages we regular folk can only dream of. GIVE IT UP, and stop with the "feminine side" shit talk - you're just providing more fodder for the tranny talk.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:13am.

She must have gone to the Catherine Zeta-Jones school of shaving years off of your age. She looks closer to 38 then 33.

Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:13am.

That's some passive-aggressive shit, telling people you think of your ex more like a father than a lover. Translation: "He's old as fuck." (Kinda like how I tell people my ex has a micropenis. Although, I guess that's just aggressive. And true.)

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:05am.

Damn girl, just STFU and MOVE ON!!!