Elisabetta Canalis Is Still Talking About George Clooney

The confidentiality agreement George Clooney made Elisabetta Canalis sign before he handed over a severance package of bus money and a letter of recommendation for her next high-paying john can suck her taint until it goes raw, because she's going to spit out his name for more free press whether his ass likes it or not. Italian journalist Bruno Vespa wrote a new book about love and Elisabetta spilled about her time with George Clooney, because the only time a bitch puts a microphone up to her mouth is when the name Clooney falls off of her tongue. Elisabetta didn't really bite the paw that fed her fame and only had nice-ish things to say about George. People has a few excerpts from the book:

Praising the Oscar winner, 50, as "the person who valued my feminine side the most" and "also one of the best people I have met from a charitable point of view," Canalis, 33, went on to say, "he has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be."

Asked by Vespa to elaborate, she said, "between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up 'til now."

As for their breakup, Canalis – who competed on Dancing with the Stars earlier this season, denies reports that Clooney's long-held aversion to marriage was an issue.

"George and I never spoke of marriage nor of having kids," she says. "I don't put limits to the possibility of having them, but neither George nor I had ever envisaged having kids together. The end of the relationship was not caused by a marriage issue, but instead by our personal needs."

"George is a real gentleman even in his private life," she says. "I was very much respected both as a woman and partner."

The quote everybody seems to be throwing "YOU SUCIO BITCH" looks at is the "father-daughter relationship" one. Some commenters at People think it's gross, disgusting and weird that she'd label a relationship with a grown dude she took a strap-on to as father-daughter like. But I know what she's saying. What she means is that George liked her to decorate his head in a pink bonnet and spank him on the nalgas while shoving a pacifier in his mouth as she screamed at him, "You bad baby! You bad bad baby!" Yup, Clooney's the daughter. See, totally normal and worth the weekly paycheck.

Here's Elisabetta's at the GQ Man of the Year Awards in Berlin on Friday night. Sadly, she lost the top prize to Jared Leto.

Wenn.com

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Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:21pm.

I'm contacting Tim Burton now, mudtutle. How dare you use his images without his permission.

SUED. SO SUED.

Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:21pm.

So Becky, Wowl, and Urmomma, what are you guys up to? I'm writing ANOTHER paper, lol.

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Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:18pm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:15pm.

Thank you, Becky. I had a feeling from reading some of its previous posts lately that something was off, but felt bad about immediately jumping to conclusions because so many new people here are persecuted because of it. Such a shame, the need for constant attention.

-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:14pm.

Becky, you are so subtle!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:14pm.

@becky and urmomma: Thanks - I totally remember now! Funny cuz I THOUGHT I'd heard that somewheres before but then I thought: NO WAY! I forgot I used to be here all the time;p ♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:39pm.

Oh! I thought only people who OWNED the copyright to images used them as avatars. My avatar is a mask that my husband wore one year. LOL! Do you know if the author IS Tim Burton? I love his art. He's a freaking genius. I've bought some of his prints. His creative imagination blows me away.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:13pm.

Muddy just ignore certain ppl if u know what I mean... ; )

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:12pm.

Love and hugs to you, Urmomma! ♥

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:12pm.

Ha ha urmomma, I got what you meant!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:11pm.

@Muddy
Cognitive Dissonance is Angela (et al), she is the one who posted your pic in her avie and made threats against you.

Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:13pm.

WO (that is winter owl, not to be confused with the coke head fool's gold diggin' mother...:)
MK is out getting his halloweenie freak on so I have been using every thread like an OP LOL....not that this is different than any other day. I got called out on this years ago and still do what I want because I am a rebel and shit!

*smiles at becks in oz*

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Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:09pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:33pm.

Tap your ruby slippers together and make it so.

Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:09pm.

Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:18pm.

Your avatar is pure genius. You are an amazing artist. Your art reminds me of Tim Burton!

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Well thank you, I am a bit of an artist and love to draw and create art, but truthfully, this avie is just a Halloween pic that I found online!

HI BECKY:)

-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11

Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:04pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:26pm

Is that a photo of an actual jack-o-lantern carving you have accomplished? I have carved some of those intricate designs you buy in a booklet with the whole pumpkin carving kit and you poke the holes around the design and then cut it out.

I love carving pumpkins. It's very therapeutic (as apposed to carving people).

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:03pm.

Is this the OP now?

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Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:02pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:13pm.

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

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O damn! Who said THAT?! LOL!

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Hee.Hee. It was MK...did you see the sinead oconnor thread about lookin' for love?
Cracked my ass up, but I am a dirty 'ol soul.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:01pm.

@Angel
It comes from a Sinead O'Connor post:
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/08/26/nothing-compares-peen
"I've been repeatedly asked will I 'do anal sex'. Let me make it very clear.. Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex.. It was a family paper so they wudnt have printed it but let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply... I've had reasonable complaints from lesbians that they have been excluded. This was terribly remiss of me and I would now like to make it clear that women will also be very much considered. As will Brians and Nigels.. Since there were complaints there too."

Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:01pm.

Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:18pm.

Your avatar is pure genius. You are an amazing artist. Your art reminds me of Tim Burton!

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 9:13pm.

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

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O damn! Who said THAT?! LOL!

*waves back*

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:56pm.

Hey there Muddy!! :)

Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:48pm.

Good evening everyone :)

-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11

Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:47pm.

Oooops! I forgot to wave at angel_i....*waves like a mad woman*
I will not address the fact that you have been missing 'cause I wander off, too. I will say it is good to see you!

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Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:43pm.

ESE! That both warms my heart and disturbs me....No offense CTH!
and CTH, I am sending you and urmomms good vibes and love.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:25pm.

Angel

drop in anytime for fresh baked cookies!!!
thanks honeyxoxoxooxo

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:27pm.

@ESE: LOL - he was totally reminding me of Gaga in that last vid too...maybe I wasn't the only one;p

ETA: What a damn awesome song tho...this weekend I heard some not so lovely music by Queen so I've been busily reassuring myself...this one really helps.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:22pm.

Aw CTH - I hope she's better soon. I love you too. And I baked cookies! Just sayin' :)

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:21pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:40pm.

*smooch*... luv ya, dahlin'.. don't go away for so long next time, o.k.?... some of us miss you when you're not around!

*tosses Queen clip back to angel*...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiuD6i8dN1g

OT: are you expecting something here?... look at the poster name, for gummibear's sake!.. *straightens "king of off-topic" crown*

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:19pm.

Meh
I totally love you all.
I was baking cookies all night spent all day at the hospital with my mom. wish they could figure out what is wrong wit her?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:10pm.

ESE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:04pm.

happy happy day, angel!!

OT: still nothing... sue me... go ahead, you won't be the first!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 7:02pm.

Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:34pm.
fun fact:
when you grab urmomma's avie by the hair and lift up her head ...
-you get christine the hoff's avie.

;^D
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Oh.yes.it.is.true. but I still look more like a woman than george's last two "ladies".
*chews on dirty nails and decides to push meat down while peddlin' off on mint '88 yugo* :)
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no worries, momma... i'd still do ya,(that's supposed to be a compliment!LOL!) for sure!

OT: oh, jeebus... this is still the Clooney thread?... FUCK!!... i've got nada!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:52pm.

@Bjork: Ha! Just what I wanted! Thanks:)

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Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:51pm.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:34pm.
fun fact:
when you grab urmomma's avie by the hair and lift up her head ...
-you get christine the hoff's avie.

;^D
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O_o
Oh.yes.it.is.true. but I still look more like a woman than george's last two "ladies".
*chews on dirty nails and decides to push meat down while peddlin' off on mint '88 yugo* :)

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Submitted by HellaciousB on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:22pm.

Read: This was a contract and nothing more.

The fact that she was given the big Clooney boot after she professed she would have kids one day....

Ding ding went the trolley......

Who the hell is this man kidding?

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:06pm.

FC, take two exedrin before you go to sleep. When i used to drink, i always did that. You wake up with a hangover you can tolerate...

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:06pm.

Happy Birthday, Angel_i!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVaqQe3V498&ob=av2e

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:02pm.

FC, start pounding that water, and sober up as much as you can before falling asleep. Good luck hon. This is exactly why I rarely drink anymore!

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:50pm.

She looks hot when she's smiling, but when she puckers and tries to make a sexyface (pic #5)she looks like fucking Steven Tyler. Not a good look.

PS: I'm so fucking drunk and tomorrow is monday. Don't even want to think of the massive hangover =(

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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:31pm.

I have a personal saying, "blondes may have more fun, but brunettes never tell."

Elisabetta would be wise to follow it.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:27pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:39pm.

Angel_i !!! Happy birthday, dear girl! ♥ ♥ ♥

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Y thank u, dear! And btw I'm 54 and if you saw me you would say: O MY you look GREAT for 54! Just like LiLo:)

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Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:17pm.

Submitted by JakeAndMe on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:24pm.

...........

ITA
but, while I find many women in hollywood beautiful, young and old, I find his gf's to be pretty plain in looks and they seem boring in personality.
Whether or not he's gay, don't know, but his taste in women is rather odd for a man with endless choices.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:12pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 6:39pm.

Angel_i !!! Happy birthday, dear girl! ♥ ♥ ♥

Submitted by Juniperjump on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:10pm.

Appreciated my feminine side?
That is one weird thing to say.
Or is it?

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:09pm.

Hey Bjorkie!

And btw why do these two hookers look like cardboard cutouts and I heard Jessucka was pregnant! And Jen A is the winner now! O how I've missed real news! ;p

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:06pm.

Meatblocks, still here?

I got weed!!!!!

And Angel_i, haven't seen you in awhile. Hi, hooker!

Oh, and hi all!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:02pm.

Thank you, Meatblocks!

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 5:01pm.

OH. EM. GEE. George is perfect GOD, UNNERSTAN!
But anyway I came in here to laff at a silly ho that's tryna make herself beweave it wasn't the "marriage issue" that broke her little famewhoring heart not defend my poor sweet perfect Clooney Man! Jeesh!

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Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 4:51pm.

He is NOT attractive to me. And he is old. Now, he is with Stacey K. who is an amazon and blonde. What does he really like? I just think he needs to put his donger into some kind of hole and that's about it. He is old and gross.