"I Am Shit-Ra, Princess Of Herpes!"
Putting the whore in Whore-O-Ween, Wonky McValtrex showed up to some stupid party in L.A. last night dressed in costume as one of my childhood heroes, She-Ra. Seeing this useless piece of dried pussy vomit as the most beautiful and strongest goddess in Eternia should make me punch out my eye until it's as wonky as hers, but it doesn't. That cheap ass costume looks like it cost about $2.99, which is $2.98 more than that gutter-snatched dildo is worth, and so most hos probably didn't even see She-Ra in this at all. Bitch looks more like Alice the Goon working as a cocktail waitress at a Caesars Palace knock-off casino on the outskirts of Reno where the drinks are cheap and so are the handjobs behind the broken slot machine in the back.
The fact that Wonky thinks she can pull off She-Ra is as funny as the fact that her purse probably cost $2,000 and looks like it was a budget special at Claire's. Everything that cheap whore touches turns to cheap. Breaking news.
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At first I thought she wasn't wearing a costume...
What the hell is she leaking?
Can they not come up with some orthopedic brace thing to help this trick with that thrusting the pelvis forward with every step or does she have to walk like this to balance the huge feet. Who walks like this?
She's not aging well and looks sad. Good for her.
Love the headline.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Kandykane on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:51am.
Racist snob whorebag.
With the same size feet as Kobe Bryant!
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I know, right? Big ole man feet and man hands not to mention the same ole predicktable 'costume'. This is one tired old bitch tranny.
Submitted by Kandykane on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 8:51am.
Racist snob whorebag.
With the same size feet as Kobe Bryant!
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Racist snob whorebag.
That is one janketty costume.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
She definitely puts the "WHORE" in whoreoween...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Best article byline ever, Michael K. I just spit out my coffee when I came across it.
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--ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK
Joe Mahma: based upon your comment, I wanna have you come to our Krampusnacht party!
snark is good.
And dumdum shoes that don't fit.
And, pantyhose. I do not give a rat's ass that they're "back' because of the Splendourifimus Middletons; pantyhose look crap.
And the Hilton chick is either drunk or a 'tard becuse she needs a Walk Walla.
OK, maybe not drunk. maybe the prev mench'd poorly fitting shoes.
I dunno. I guess I find it particularly objectional ecause she seems to e making a "comeback". Whomever ever her new PR cadre are, they are working hard for the money.
snark is good.
Does anyone else really not care whether or not Paris has herpes or not, and is more bemused by her ever-failing 'career?'
When are people going to demonstrate an actual understanding of Halloween and its origins?
Halloween isn't a costume party, retards.
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My mascara costs more than this whore's tacky outfit...
I don't really have anything against Hilton. She's pretty worthless to society, but if I had to go to dinner with her or people I know IRL who suck.. I'd go with her. Least I'd possibly eat somewhere I couldn't afford otherwise. She use me? I use her.
Now let's hope the downward spiral hits the Whoretrashians...I like not seeing Wonky everywhere, Kim,Slut of the Century, you're time is up next...nasty ho.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 5:19pm.
When will this vapid oxygen thief vanish for good?
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RB - I'll admit that your question was my first thought when seeing the picture, but then I realized I'm really enjoying this herp sore's descent into Grey Gardens/Baby Jane territory. Can't wait to see what she'll come up with for the Halloween 2041 Celebration - should be awesome, she'll be around 60 y/o and still unable to mentally figure her own age. Let's just pray she's not so far gone she forgets to put on underwear.
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
When will this vapid oxygen thief vanish for good?
Hasbeen herp sore.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 1:50pm.
So did you give her any spare change, Manimal5? :)
Nope! I think she had enough to drink. LOL!
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You, sir, are a KILLER of buzzes...*pisses self*...Anyone got any spare change?... *stumbles and drools* What? What? *collapses in pool of my own sick*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thick thighs?
Come on. I hate this skank, but she has very nice legs.
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But you know that when the truth is told
That you can get what you want, or you can just get old
Billy Joel- "Vienna"
Noooo! Don't desecrate Shera! She's supposed to have boots too! ugh
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Wow look at those man hands. I could really use them when I'm trying to break into lobster in the shell.
I was just thinking the other day that she's kinda disappeared from the radar..Kim K has taken her trashtastic place. gah!
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We Are the People
Maybe Kris will marry her after Kim is done with him. He likes them nasty.
Coco would've been a much better She Ra than this She-rat!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Persona non grata.
All kinds of yes happens in this post.
Paris: the Original Herp a Derp
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Submitted by A Dlister on Tue, 04/26/2011
SFRB, I know I do not speak for only myself when I say that was probably one of the grossest things I have ever read, and you have no class whatsoever.
Hahaha. You are funny MK. Right on spot! This disgusting trashy skank really is a joke. When will this herpes infested whore start acting her age?
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Not too many can pull off a She-Ra outfit. Anna Faris, Doutzen Kroes maybe, but definitely not the tranny heiress.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 1:50pm.
So did you give her any spare change, Manimal5? :)
Nope! I think she had enough to drink. LOL!
I think Paris really could have skanked it up a bit more.
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love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
So did you give her any spare change, Manimal5? :)
Ew it looks like she had a drunk diarrhea shit on the ground when you glance at it.
Running around with the walking squirts! LOL!
A really whacked out drunk girl came up to me as I was waiting at a train station and asked me for money. While I was looking at her she started peeing right through her jeans...I don't think she even realized it.
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love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
With all her millions, she can't come up with a costume better than something off the shelf at Walmart? What an unimaginative, lame-ass, lazy skank.
She just projectile shat all over the pavement.
if you are post 28 years old you CANNOT get away with this
if you are post 28 years old you CANNOT get away with this
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 9:57am.
"And she owns those stupid Easy Spirit pumps in every color. Maybe that's all she can find in size sasquatch?"
Why does she insist on wearing the granny shoes?
Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 12:39pm.
...manly hooves stuffed into granny's special occasions pumps...
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Ha, ha, ha, good one!! And as MK wrote, you know those shoes were expensive.
I have never seen her look more tranny-like. From the thick thighs, man-hands, down to the manly hooves stuffed into granny's special occasions pumps...bitch needs to hang it up and be aware that she is officially a has been and a joke. WOW.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
People still take her picture?
MK,
I love when you tear this bitch a new one:
"Bitch looks more like Alice the Goon working as a cocktail waitress at a Caesars Palace knock-off casino on the outskirts of Reno where the drinks are cheap and so are the handjobs behind the broken slot machine in the back."
Hey, what happened to her charity work?
Remember when she went overboard with the lips injections and end up looking like she had a vagina in her face?
http://www.cirugiasdeestrellas.com/2011/07/paris-hilton-operada.html
good times....
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/29/2011 - 12:05pm.
Skank. Is she wearing a nude pantihose? And what's up with the knee Bandaid in thumb #1?
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It's from the pebbles in the parking lot where she was blowing her last producer of a film that will never make it to the big screen.
Skank. Is she wearing a nude pantihose? And what's up with the knee Bandaid in thumb #1?
She is SO going to take Evangelyne's (sp?) place in a few years...buying billboards and driving around in her Barbie car. She will be SCARY.
For all the pouting and pouty-looks she does, she still has no upper lip.
As for the nose, it's finally catching up to all the lies she's told over the years.
I initially thought "way to poop on a childhood memory, ye olde skank", but she looks so ridiculous that it's mildly amusing!
Oh great, this weekend is going to be full of pictures of fucking assholes looking stupider than normal.