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October 29, 2011 / Posted by:

Orty Kastaun, the 61-year-old German woman whose name is going down in the Guinness World Record books for having the world’s largest collection of clowns and the woman whose name is going down in your personal record books for having the world’s largest collection of NIGHTMARE MAKERS! Just in time for Halloween!

Like some shit out of Hoarders: Horror Doll Edition, Orty’s family of 2,000 terror toys of death became so large that she had to move to a bigger house. While some might see Orty’s clowns as minions from the ninth circle who will unravel their yarn eyes to choke you out in the neck as they cackle from their tiny mouths, Orty says they are her family and they are helping her to stay sober. They scared that ho off that bottle! Yes, when the night is quiet, they softly whisper into her ear, “Stay away from the bottle, but reach for that butcher knife in the kitchen and KILL KILL KILL!”

If clowns are the secret to sobriety, then make it a damn double. Better yet, pour me a shot from that bottle of the sweet nectar you’re clenching like if you let it go a clown is going to replace it.

via The Daily What

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