Two animal kingdoms became one on Mah Boo 369me last night when Anderson Cooper’s obsession with Courtney Stodden reached a fever pitch, and yes, it’s making me dip a thermometer in Vaseline. Coopertney (just pretend that worked) attempted to replicate Courtney’s signature “sedated Komodo Dragon having a face seizure while choking on a heave ball” facial expression and well….Mah Boo tried.
Trying to recreate Courtney’s sexy/snarl/idontevenfuckingknow face is like trying to recreate a Picasso using only a soaked piece of cardboard and a palette of wet fart splashes. It cannot be done and it is impossible. The original is a masterpiece. Actually, if you recreated a Picasso with wet fart splashes on a soaked piece of cardboard it would look a lot more like Courtney’s sexyface than whatever came out of Mah Boo’s face does.
Courtney’s facial expression makes it look like her brain is trying to escape through her face and it can’t find any open hole, and it takes a special (see: drugged up) kind of person to pull that off. But if there’s ever a contest to find the best impersonation of Mr. Burns licking on an invisible pussy, Mah Boo would be crowned the queen of that shit!
And yes, Google Bots, start stretching, because I will be searching for “how to embed an animated GIF into the back of a pair of chonies” as soon as I publish this bitch.