The Silver Fox Channels The Iguana Goddess
Two animal kingdoms became one on Mah Boo 369me last night when Anderson Cooper's obsession with Courtney Stodden reached a fever pitch, and yes, it's making me dip a thermometer in Vaseline. Coopertney (just pretend that worked) attempted to replicate Courtney's signature "sedated Komodo Dragon having a face seizure while choking on a heave ball" facial expression and well....Mah Boo tried.
Trying to recreate Courtney's sexy/snarl/idontevenfuckingknow face is like trying to recreate a Picasso using only a soaked piece of cardboard and a palette of wet fart splashes. It cannot be done and it is impossible. The original is a masterpiece. Actually, if you recreated a Picasso with wet fart splashes on a soaked piece of cardboard it would look a lot more like Courtney's sexyface than whatever came out of Mah Boo's face does.
Courtney's facial expression makes it look like her brain is trying to escape through her face and it can't find any open hole, and it takes a special (see: drugged up) kind of person to pull that off. But if there's ever a contest to find the best impersonation of Mr. Burns licking on an invisible pussy, Mah Boo would be crowned the queen of that shit!
And yes, Google Bots, start stretching, because I will be searching for "how to embed an animated GIF into the back of a pair of chonies" as soon as I publish this bitch.
• 
She's obviously on drugs. What a gross chick. Can you imagine what she's gonna look like in 10 years?? Pathetic.
this was one of the best things i've seen in the one hour i've been awake today. i would really think that silver fox's monologue about how "beguiling yet elusive" iguana is would make MK fall in love even more!!
also, i think this is anderson coop's coming out video. really, need he say any more?
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
He looks such a gurrrrrlll in that gif - something a real queen wud do....
================================================
"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Oh, Honey. You´re simple, you´re shallow and you´re a common whor
Someone please tell me this is a joke, an SNL skit or something?? These two cannot be for real. I am seriously going to have nightmares.
POOOHTEEEE!
Doesn't "The Soup" or "Talk Soup" or whatever it goes by now bag pretty hard on the lizard princess? So Anderson's is not the lone sane voice out there. And, of course, we have our beloved MK to listen to as well.
I feel bad for Courtney because even if she thinks this is what she really wants, it isn't. And it sure as hell isn't what she needs.
Maybe she has facial tics lol :) Somebody get Michael J. Fox on the line, maybe he can figure out if she has early Parkinson's Disease or something.
I don't even believe this Ocean Shores Beauty Pageant -- Ocean Shores Washington is one of these places America's Most Wanted types go to hide & old people to die. Where are her old classmates with all this media? I haven't seen a thing.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:13am.
Courtney in the Miss Ocean Shores beauty pageant, circa 2010, when she was allegedly 15?
http://youtu.be/ysnXqS2LO5k
❝ ...... ❞
This was kinda funny and let's face it Courtney graduated many cum loudly from Toddlers and Tiaras school of famewhores but I have to agree with AC. Although I will say her reality show might be popular at first her fifteen minutes of fame are already being used up quickly.
======================================================
love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
Just watched the clip. Anderson Cooper is hilarious. I do believe you, Michael K, and your Boo Anderson Cooper are soulmates. I love his giggle!
And that crusty iguana is not 17. There is no fucking way! where's the birth certificate?
------------------------------------------->
No, why would I say hi? I’m not that friendly.
I remember when I was little and once in a while the family would have to drive to the airport. In those days, that meant going through the ho stroll part of town. My parents would tell us not to look or try and distract us from the women walking up and down the street in their lingerie and boots just like Courtneys.
Do you think Doug wears a hair piece?
Thank you, Michael, for bringing the popular low-brow Spanish words "chonies," "chankla" and "sucio" into internet vernacular. "Escandolo!" was already in there due to telenovelas.
Reading these words always makes me think of my dear departed abuelitas, may they rest in Jesus's arms forever (because that's what they wanted after scrubbing floors, hitting kids and saying the rosary for a thousand years).
How is that imitating CS?? AC looks totally 'special' doing those facial expressions . . . oh wait.
_______________________________________________
"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
ok... he is a gay pimp, and she's just so fucked up, it's way sad. but this story and MaBoo's faces.... made me laugh so hard I wet my pants!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Looks like she's rolling on some pretty hard core drugs to me. No sane sober person would go out in public and dry hump pumpkins dressed like a 2 dollar hooker in front of families.
I had to log in just to comment that her facial expressions are fucking hilarious....what an idiot! Is that supposed to be sexy?? bwahhahhhahhh She's so obviously coked out in these clips (and every day). And Courtcase....the other women are not jealous of you. It's called class, tact, pride. Have your grandpa look these words up and explain them to you..slowly.
I needed a good laugh. Today has been kinda crappy and this helped me a bit. I've loved the Silver Fox since he was ABC, back in the 90's and my love for him continues to grow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
At first I thought this shit was funny, 'cuz I thought it was a joke. But as a mother of a 17 year old girl, the more I see of this girl, the more it's starting to bother me. She needs protection from her husband and mother's exploitation.Sad.
********************************************
I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
love it, Coop!
seeing both the Ocean Shores Beauty Pageant, which was freaking HI-LARIOUS!! I mean those are all kind of country girls, and then Courtney struts out there like she is working the pole at some damn Gentlemen's Club, and not a nice one...she is just too damn over the top...trying wwaayy to hard even back then to be what she thought of as "hot"...but what was even funnier and more deluded was the site with her mother's quotes...she makes White Oprah and PImp Mamma Kris almost look sane. This next generation of females is fucked if this is what they think of themselves and women...and btw, Courtney, noone is jealous of you ho, everyone really is just laughing at you....that's right, you are not sexy but you are hilariously stupid...and that is why people watch you....dumb ass twat!!
How sad/funny/pathetic is it that I immediately translated Silver Fox and Iguana Goddess in my head, upon reading. Fluent in MKese.
I can't watch since I'm WORKING at a temp gig today. But I can't wait to see it. Andy Coop calls her out? And I don't care if he's mean to her. These assholes think they're fooling people? I'm glad someone has the balls to say the emperor has no clothes.
I love when people try to force being sexy it comes off all sorts of wrong.
They're pulling a Joaquin on everyone.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:52am.
I’m so sick of his pretentious arse sitting there judging people with that disgusting smirk on his face...
*****************
HEY YOU!!! No dissing of Mah Boo. WTF IS she doing with her face anyways? These two are practically begging to be ridiculed. IMHO, Courtney is mentally challenged, as they say. In other words, she's retarded.
"A silent desperate cry for help" LOL Those facial expressions were hot back in the 1950s I believe. That dumb whore has not a clue how to play it.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:13am.
Courtney in the Miss Ocean Shores beauty pageant, circa 2010, when she was allegedly 15?
http://youtu.be/ysnXqS2LO5k
=============================================
Did they bring out the stripper pole for her portion of the talent competition?
Now I really hate Toddlers And Tiaras....
============================================
...the end
MK,
Don't hate on her cause she's stiff competition for "your" boys!!!!!!!
Doug needs more botox and Courtney needs LESS drugs.
Here's some great artwork of her in action!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/this-illustration-perfectly-encapsu...
Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:06pm.
2... actually one. I met her at some friends house and we hung out and talked... then I asked her out. Took her to dinner, where she stared at herself in the reflection of a spoon, and then went out for drinks. I took her home by 11 and went back out LOL
_____________________________________________
"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:54am.
I actually dated a chick like her once... she was very attractive but was constantly striking a pose, flipping her hair around and giggled randomly for no reason what-so-ever... She thought she was so cool, I thought she was a fuckin idiot.
---------------------------------------
How many dates did you have with this chick before you figured out she was an idiot? She sounds like the kind of chick you don't have a one night stand with because she'll try to call you every day for a week.
-----------------------------
He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Oh, are we still bringing up that ho Courtney Stodden? tsk tsk. I say let her shine in all her glorious colors!
**************************************************
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
I still can't believe this chick is for real.
And I cosign along with everyone else when Anderson asks WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FACE?
-----------------
"Bye, Whore" -MK
I saw this last night and I almost fell over it was soooo funny!!Although I too hate that anybody talks about those 2 horrible people...I did love seeing My Andy try to imitate the lizard...I'm falling more and more in love with him every day...MK you're going to have to fight me over him!!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:47am.
Makes me want to send my mom a thankyouthankyouohmygodthankyou card!
^^^^^^
Amen to that. My folks are great- married 60 years this year--and they never tried to pimp us kids out, borrow drugs from us, or live their lives thru us. I love you Mom and Dad!
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:33am.
How did Dougie and The Derp Queen even meet?
I think he was cruising past the Junior High and she was near the fence practicing her whore make-up skills when they locked eyes and magic ensued.
OMG- ok, first of all, Coop, I applaud you, but PLEASEFORTHELOVEOFGOD do not give these two drugged out retards any kind of airtime! (see my chicken cutlets post.) Please don't do this. We want them and all the other wannabes to GO AWAY AND DIE. I have studiously avoided any story about these two and have only seen pictures. I highly doubted that she was only 16. After actually seeing this interview, I now realize she's a drugged up mess who just needs to change her name to Anna Nicole Smith, bc she's headed for the overdose-death-in-the-hotel end in a major way. Her creepster "husband" deserves the same fate.
Please ignore these two. They're just speidi reincarnated, and no one wants to see that apocalypse happen again.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
I actually dated a chick like her once... she was very attractive but was constantly striking a pose, flipping her hair around and giggled randomly for no reason what-so-ever... She thought she was so cool, I thought she was a fuckin idiot.
_____________________________________________
"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
love it.
*********************
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
This is just sad at this point. I bet no one will be talking about these buffoons in a year's time. They're famewhores, folks love to hate them. And now with the internet, everyone's allowed an opinion. That's what is fueling their "fame."
It's obviously not fame, though. Courtney may think "haters" make her "famous," but it's really infamy. Notoriety. If you have a lot of "haters," wouldn't that mean a shitload of people just think you're a fucking douchebag?
It's extremely hard to tell if these people are putting on an act, simply because I think society doesn't want to believe there are such horribly narcissistic and delusional people walking around out there. It boggles the mind.
Also, there is a huge difference between sexy and slutty. Courtney thinks she is sexy. She's slutty. And I'm not talking about P in VaGee slutty, I mean slutty like she's giving too much away. Sexiness is not forced. And bitch is forcing her fucked up grill and stripper heels down all of our throats.
It's a sad world we live in. 2012 is our virtual reset button.
-----
you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Messing with The Gasm is inhumane, Jack. I'd cut you for that.
I don't blame Cooper for making fun of lizard queen and the crypt keeper. Nowadays I feel that people are expected to ignore the pink elephant in the room. Fuck that. We can't all walk around like zombies and act like everything is fine.
Lucy, I envy that you've never seen her in motion. She looks like she's weathering rough seas but she's just sitting down. :p And ita that her parents should be drawn, quartered, sewn back together, drawn and quartered again. Makes me want to send my mom a thankyouthankyouohmygodthankyou card!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:39am.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:34am.
@Jack - I'm surprised to hear you say that. You're impressing me more and more everyday. :) Good boy - you have standards.
--------------------------
I don't know about "standards"... I just get annoyed easily. Especially with females (even if they are smokin hot) acting like they are God's gift to everyone and everything. This bitch is 17 (yea OK!) and acts like she is the number one thing in Hollywood. She's the type I would would bring my A+ game to, do her WELL and right before she comes, pull out and throw a bucket of fucking ice water on her...
*********************************************
That is just CRUEL!
LOLLL
_____________________________________________
"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
"Blows Jacky some air kisses"...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
F*ck youth, how about a fountain of smart..
Submitted by perky on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:39am.
She moves like someone with cerebral palsy. I'm getting a Geri Jewell vibe from her.
-----------------------
hahahahahahahahaaaaa!
_____________________________________________
"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:33am.
How did Dougie and The Derp Queen even meet?
**********************************************
Online somehow.
_____________________________
Like "I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC" online?
Submitted by perky on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:39am.
She moves like someone with cerebral palsy. I'm getting a Geri Jewell vibe from her.
______________________
Hahahahaha! How THAT'S funny!!
@Jack- No matter how good the sex is huh...? You aint fooling Thornhill with yer reverse psychology...You'd be on that like scabs on a leper...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
F*ck youth, how about a fountain of smart..