Lourdes Speaks!

This video about something you will never care about is War & Peace long and further confirms Madge as the most underrated thespian since Howard the Duck, but it must be seen since this is the first time I've ever heard Lourdes' voice! I was not expecting Lourdes to make that sound, but then again I'm not even sure what sound I was expecting. Maybe a high-pitched fake British squeak followed by the words, "HELP! HELP! That Kabbalah bruja's got a boy toy graveyard in our basement! HELP! HELP!"

This mess of a video is very educational, because we learned that Lourdes did not inherit her mother's completely natural British tongue and she also did not inherit her mother's inability to even play herself on camera. Luckily for Lourdes, the "talk like a pretentious cuntwaffle" gene and the "can't act worth shit" gene skipped a generation.

Speaking of children of celebrities speaking for the first time, when is Apple going to get it together and finally make Suri Cruise the voice, face and EVERYTHING of Siri? Unless.... Suri IS Siri and she's collecting all of our drunk questions to use against us when Xenu lands on Earth and we're forced to choose sides. Excuse me while I retrieve my blown mind from across the room.

via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Madonna • The Mind Is Boggled

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:37am.

REALLY??? You're not superficial and materialistic??? Gosh I'm sorry, I had you pegged wrong!
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I know, 'cause she likes animals and flowers. WTF was that for an answer?!!
Was this supposed to make us like her or think she's cool? It did the opposite. Pretentious dipshit!

Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:13am.

Madonna is lame. Yeah. Gonna just forget she exists. Though I still like some of her music.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:14am.

Did the "Let Dennis Rodman wreck my butthole" gene skip a generation too?

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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Submitted by perky on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:12am.

That video would have been really cute and funny if it were 3:45 seconds shorter. They just dragged out the useless banter too long. Must have been written by someone from Saturday Night Live.

Submitted by BitchHouse on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:08am.

Oh gosh, Lourdes voice sounds like a 35 yr old's, she's very pretty though.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:07am.

REALLY??? You're not superficial and materialistic??? Gosh I'm sorry, I had you pegged wrong!

Submitted by sybil on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:07am.

Can we talk about that vision styling Madonna's hair? Is that Mr.Clean? I love him!!!

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:06am.

Lourdes needs to learn how to chew with her mouth closed. Nasty.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:06am.

I Love Lola! Totes Mcgoats!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:05am.

Madonna can't even 'act' as herself.. I like Lourdes totally ignoring her though.

oh and 'be our next material girl' I guess size 2/4 Kelly can't fit in their clothes anymore. What a horrible choice that was.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:03am.

I love Lourdes... not so much her mother anymore.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:02am.

I made it 31 seconds. Can't stand Madonna's cringe inducing acting.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:03am.

Madge is perilously close to sounding like a Kardashian. Another re-invention? What is wrong with this woman? She's over 50! Pick a personality and run with it.