Hot Slut Of The Day!

What do I know about playing darts? JIP! What does Jip know about playing darts? LOTS! Sort of.

The darts team at The Royds Arms pub in Rochdale has made Jip the dog their honorary mascot because no other dog in the Greatest Manchester area loves darts as much as she does. The pub’s landlord Kenny Hughes tells The Sun that he taught Jip how to fetch coins (Note: Why in shit-faced copper Queen Elizabeth hell would you teach your dog to fetch coins unless you also wanted to teach its bowels how to pass coins?) and she became such a boss at that shit that she moved up to darts! Now, anytime a dart launcher hits the board with a dart, Jip jumps up, grabs it with her mouth and returns the slobber-covered dart to the player. Watch and learn, you lazy ass dogs out there:

So, she’s not really a dart playing dog, she’s more like a dart collecting dog. Or a backwards dart playing dog. Whatever. Bitch is still more useful than most hos on this planet.

And I can think of nothing better than spending your Sunday afternoon getting tanked in an English pub while being entertained by a dart-loving dog named Jip! Okay, I can think of a few things better than that, but it’s still in the top 100.

via SOW