The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 27th!
October 28, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
“Yeah, dude, the whole place started to freeze over and I had no idea what was going on so I got the, well, you know, out of there. Then I heard Charlie Sheen got a new TV show and it all made sense. Luckily, this won’t happen again unless Lindsay wins her Oscar . . .” – maejones
Runners-up:
Rachel Uchitel was very disappointed when her kids grew up with her real features, not the ones she bought. – parissucksliterally
Amy Winehouse’s private demons (who we’ve heard so much about) are rested and ready to move on after having had the summer off. – TexnDoc
Raging Stallion’s Halloween porn trilogy: PARANORMAL COCKTIVITY 3, TWI-HARD SAGA: BREAKING DON, and HELLRIMMER – Strepsi
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