Afternoon Crumbs

October 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Quick Programming Note: This might be my last post of the day (I know, I’ll scream “LAZY WHORE!” at the mirror fifteen times today), because I’m going away for the weekend. I’ll be posting a tiny bit during the weekend and Monday will be a half Halloween day for my ass. And no “going away for the weekend” is not code for “going to weekend jail because I broke the restraining order Anderson Cooper has against me,” but thanks for asking. (Okay, it totally is.) Now on to links!

Heidi Klum, please stop with the trick or treat games and immediately give Slim Goodbody his suit back – The Berry

When I look at Jessica Biel’s shoulders all I see is cribskirt genocide – Lainey Gossip

Coming in 2012: Wedding Crashers II starring Courtney Love Celebitchy

Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a police uniform. That is all. – The Superficial

Seeing Darren Criss yodel out Last Friday Night just completely drained my “tolerance for cheeriness” tank – Towleroad

The Pillsbury Doughboy just found himself a weekend full of fapping material – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Elisha Cuthbert as Marilyn Monroe – Hollywood Tuna

Shia LaDouche graduates from Tool Academy with honors – Popsugar

My abuelita works that sweater with more swagger than Rupert Everett ever could. Truth. – ICYDK

Somebody Heimlich that cat! Bitch obviously swallowed a dog! – OMG Blog

This is a direct threat to Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis – Popoholic

If you take away the “Billboard” logo and Justin Bieber’s name this really would look like a club flyer for a holiday-themed all 80s lesbian night – Just Jared

Game over. This wins Halloween. – The Daily What

“Calm down, everyone! This isn’t what it looks like and I know it looks like I’m wearing the remains of a peacock after it got shredded in a lawn mower.”Hollywood Rag

My final guess is….Tommy Girl Cityrag

Hep pus and pickle juice in a bottle – Celebslam

Alert the aviary, one of their tweaked out flamingos got loose – I’m Not Obsessed

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