Try To Cut In Line, Get Smacked The Hell Up By Omar Sharif
Omar Sharif is an Oscar-nominated actor, the star of Lawrence of Arabia and today he's known as a crusty old cunt who will bitch slap a trick if she gets out of line. Literally.
TMZ brings us this clip of 79-year-old Omar posing for pictures with his fans at a film festival in Qatar today when one lady scoots up and stands there. Just like your abuelita when you tried to get a piece of cake at a birthday party without asking, Pepaw Omar growled at the lady and then made her hair fly by slapping at her. That shit was like a chancelta slap without the chancelta. Since no slap down is complete without a serious talking to, Omar lectured the grown woman on the rules of waiting for a picture with a famous corroded asshole. The Washington Post translated that shit like this:
“My dear! I told you I’d get to you afterwards! I just said that and you’re standing here. Put something in your brain! ...........I’m sorry.”
More like put something in your checking account, bitch! Seriously, what gets me is that homegirl is standing there, awkwardly smiling. Is she in shock? Is she not sure what just happened? Does she not know how to react? You always have to be prepared for foolery like this.
When life slaps you with Omar Sharif's hand, you make slapanade out of that shit. You clutch your neck, you scream out in pain, you oh-so dramatically wither to the ground and you shout at your loved ones to call Gloria Allred first, the media second and an ambulance third. Then you scream out your checking account and routing number to Omar Sharif so he knows where to send his Funny Girl royalties from now on. You make it A SCENE and call it A CRIME until it starts to rain money on you. As my spirit animal Khia says, "#GETMONEYBITCH!"
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:08pm.
I heard that the photographer was bragging, I shot the Sharif.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmhyc_QynE
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Hahahahaaha!!
I have been begging for a James Haven appearance. Wherefore art thou?
Omar is a hitter.
Bitch got OWNED
Hahahah! "Put something in your brain!" I want to say that to idiots all day long.
The funked-up internal server yesterday made me crazeeeeee. I am recuperating from dental surgery and have NOTHING TO DO but ice my face and bitch about shit on the D.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:06am.
OT (for the topic cops) As much as I appreciate who Omar is, I would break his old claw off and shove it up his ass.
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I know it was wrong, but I cracked the fuck up. As for sticking old claws up the butt, Peter O'Toole did that already at the "Lawrence of Arabia" reunion. And he liked it.
OMG AHAHAHH that was so HOT, and the cursing in Arabic (?) made it even more awesome!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Yep. :p WTF is James Haven? We need a professional around here to show people the alt ropes. Step 1: BE ENTERTAINING. Step 2: see step 1.
OT (for the topic cops) As much as I appreciate who Omar is, I would break his old claw off and shove it up his ass.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:51am.
...I should dress up as someone who earns her money instead of hanging on Dlisted and hookin-er-I mean persuading men for it. ;p
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Ha, ha!! Slut.
Bjork, Aahahaha @ your costume!! Okay, just for you I'll go look. Ugh, the things I do for love. *puts on tinfoil / teflon suit and waders*
My little girl is going as a vampire countess and my little boy is a ninja complete with swords and throwing knives (plastic okay, hang up with CPS). How old are your kids? They doing Halloween?
I should dress up as someone who earns her money instead of hanging on Dlisted and hookin-er-I mean persuading men for it. ;p
I'm not going into yesterday's OP. I hear IT is back.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:07am.
Hey Bjork!! I haven't seen any server-who-shall-not-be-named issues this morning...*crosses fingers and toes* I feel you!! I was so damned frustrated yesterday - took me forever to log in then I could barely comment. I almost had to do work! GAH.
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Go to yesterday's Elton John OP.
So, the server error shit is fixed? Looks like y'all won't have to do any work at your jobs today afterall! TGIF, indeed.
Sweetas, what are your kids dressing up as for Halloween?
I am going to dress up as someone who is not desperately addicted to weed and porn.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:54am.
LMFAO @ bof y'all!! DWM now I have a weird Prodigy/Clash mesh up going on in my head lol
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Hey Bjork!! I haven't seen any server-who-shall-not-be-named issues this morning...*crosses fingers and toes* I feel you!! I was so damned frustrated yesterday - took me forever to log in then I could barely comment. I almost had to do work! GAH.
Sweetas,
You made it though dlisted's snow storm (or is it still going on).
If I get through to the comments section, it's as if I was able to slog uphill against whipping winds. And if my post makes it through, it's like putting the flag on top of Everest.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:44am.
SHARIF DONT LIKE IT! Smack your bitch up.. smack your bitch up.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:08pm.
I heard that the photographer was bragging, I shot the Sharif.
LMFAO @ bof y'all!! DWM now I have a weird Prodigy/Clash mesh up going on in my head lol
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:44am.
SHARIF DONT LIKE IT!
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Dying!!!!!!!!!!! Ha, ha, ha!!!!!! Bitch, as far as I'm concerned, you are the Caption Contest winner for the rest of the month with that one.
(I can't wait to show my mother this video; she always jizzed over him, Victor Mature, and gag, Charlton Heston, to name a few.)
SHARIF DONT LIKE IT! Smack your bitch up.. smack your bitch up.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:08pm.
I heard that the photographer was bragging, I shot the Sharif.
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Ahaha, mani! ♥
I think he should bitch slap the shit out of this 500 Internal Server error.
I would have kicked the old fuck straight in the balls, I don't five a fucking shit who the fucker is.
Doctor Zhivago could eat some taint, old fuck.
I heard that the photographer was bragging, I shot the Sharif.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmhyc_QynE
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@ SpiceDong,
Omar Shariff Jr. is fucking gorgeous! That's a leaked sex tape (preferably solo jack off) I'd pay to see.
He had an affair with Barbra Streisand while they were filming Funny Girl. No wonder he's so mean and angry. In just four months her shit personality rubbed off on him for life.
Awwwe, man. This is such a fucking bummer for me. I had heard about his shit in the past, but to see it is...*sigh*. I loved him in Hidalgo, but now that I think about it he played a woman hating bastard in that movie, too.
Fuck 'im. I would have bitched slapped him so fucking hard he would have to thank my ass and ask for more.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
young Omar Shariff never did anything for me...but his grandson Omar Shariff Jr. is yummy.
http://kissingkamal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/osj2.jpg
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
He wouldn't take such liberties with the people who let him stay for free in their Paris hotel, as a "prestige guest."
What a slappy cunt.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
I would pay to have Dr Zhivago slap me around. Goddamn, that would be hot as hell.
Apparently in school as head boy he was sadistic and physically abusive and he also has been arrested for head butting a cop who tried to intervene in an argument. Feisty old bastard who would never remarry anyone who wasnt Egyptian, cos he probably knew no one else would take his shit. Who cares if he was a handsome actor, the anusholethat he is shows on hisugly old mans face.
Maybe she had a cigarette in her mouth and Omar slapped it out, in an effort to help her quit smoking.
I can't call this shit "funny" at all, even if the idiotic woman tried to cut in line. I don't care if this dude is old or he has done the greatest fucking movie in the universe. YOU-NEVER-HIT-A-WOMAN!. Of course, for his people it's ok to treat women like shit, right?.
I can't believe the woman didn't do anything at all. She MUST be retarded, because she just stood there smiling like an idiot.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
While some of us hate line-cutters, we, well I can only speak for myself, advocates for putting a sneaky ho in line WITHOUT hitting. I'd be him WITHOUT the hitting; unless bitch got in my face and made a move. Don't want anyone getting the wrong impression or whatever. We can bitch all we want, but she accepted the slap. I want to slap her acceptance of a slap and then double slap her for line cutting.
Team NO ONE at this Qatar film festival.
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"Your worship...I don't know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." -Sunday Moyo, 10.26.2011
That doesn't even look like a slap to me.
I think his dentures are on a little too tight. That was not necessary.
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
You do NOT fuck with old people ever. Unfortunately, that woman is probably used to being slapped by old Arab men.
Why is that silly bitch apologizing to that old fuck? I would have knocked his old ass out...but that's just me and I don't watch a lot of TMC so I don't care what movies he has been in.
That is fucking funny!
He's been convicted of assaulting people. Twice.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Sharif
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
I agree with your last paragraph MK, though unlike you, I'm not being ironic about it.
Sharif has said in the past he thinks it's OK for a man to smack women around. I hope she takes him to the cleaners, it would serve his misogynist ass right.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 5:24pm.
I'm sorry, but I hate this stupid-brainless-grinning twat on sight. I hate line cutters, and especially ones that look pleased about it,
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Let me ride the burn-bus-non-stop-to-hell bus on 1st class, I so agree with you! Just H.A.T.E. line cutters. I believe that dorkfug bitch known as "the situation" was booted out of an Apple store recently for waltzing right past a line of people for the new iPhone. His dumbass was booted right in front of all the people out the fucking store. LMAOO. Someone make platinum medals for these people; DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDNT HEAR A BITCH SAY "WAIT YOUR TURN; ONE MOMENT; AFTER THIS PERSON, ETC" Don't act like you don't know the fucking basic rules. Damnit. People didn't wait in their proper turn for nothing, you impatient dumbass. I'm like this with youngins and geezer cunts alike. Equal opportunity rude-bitch smackdown. Fk, let me stop ranting. It's this cold rain and 500 error that's bringing this mess out lol.
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"Your worship...I don't know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." -Sunday Moyo, 10.26.2011
Look at the rage on his face. I bet its a regular thing with him. He must have thought he was at home
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That shit doesn`t sit well with me. I don`t care if we are talking weak ass bitch-slapping by a geriatric, but a man hitting a woman pisses me off. I hate line-cutters as much as the next guy, but curse the bitch out. If old man would have slapped me, I would have send his dentures flying..believe THAT.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I'm all for slapping a bitch up, but this doesn't sit right with me...he hit he because he could, because she is a woman and doesn't get shit for rights in Qatar. If it was a dude he would not have smacked him like that.
EQUALITY IN BEATING BITCHES DOWN!
LMFAO!!!!!! That is fucking HILARIOUS!!
Only an old, cunty diva like Omar could get away with such fabulousness.
I needed that today. Thanks MK!
I'm sorry, but I hate this stupid-brainless-grinning twat on sight. I hate line cutters, and especially ones that look pleased about it, like they haven't done anything wrong.
I'm glad he slapped her. He should have slapped her harder. She knows what she did, and not an ounce of remorse for trying to cheating the waiting linegoers.
he's my new fucking hero.
He can't even blame it on senility. SMH.
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@CokeyBloke,
Yes, they did co-star in Funny Girl, but they also had an affair. It was a big escandalo - he was Egyptian, she was Jewish, and she was married!
http://www.tcm.com/this-month/article/220494%7C0/Behind-the-Camera-Funny...
You know Babs would've fought right back with her claws.
I thought he was dead too and i'd sue the motherfuck outta him, hit me....pfffft.
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But this IS my alt!
For some reason I don't think this is normal old person cuntery. I think he's either in pain or he's going potty.
He starred opposite that glum cunt Barbra streisand in Funny Face. He's more than earned a lifetime of treating people with bitchery.
Carry on, Omar.
He looks like some kind of cretin from a Hayao Miyazki movie.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia