Here’s Elton John, David Furnish and their son Baby Zachary struttin’ out of a NYC hotel with satchels in hand this morning. And here’s Baby Zachary either trying to cry or trying to smile. Or maybe the paparazzo who took this picture was wearing a really hideous hat.
Print out this picture and give your facial muscles the day off. Anytime a fool around you does something eeeeesh-worthy (examples: wears these, has this face on, sings this song, etc…), just put this picture over your face. Thanks, Baby Zachary!