Guess Who?

October 27, 2011 / Posted by:

No, this is not the creature that bloomed out when someone watered one of Snooki’s bump-its with the blood of Pennywise. This is Melissa McCarthy from Mike & Molly, Glimore Girls and Bridesmaids working a pair of Down Jones eyebrows and widow’s peak lipstick as Divine in Pink Flamingos for Entertainment Weekly. This is just a whole lot of Xtravaganzaaaaa in red latex and a whole lot of YES!!!!

I really hope that whoever watches Mike & Molly sees this, Googles “Divine” and then watches all of the classic dog shit eating scene. Because the Mike & Molly audience really needs more of “Divine eating dog shit in Pink Flamingos” in their lives. That shit (literally, this time) will give them something to talk about over a meatloaf dinner.

And here’s another shot co-starring Pandora Boxx and Mimi Imfurst from RuPaul’s Drag Race:

First Angelyne and then this? The glamour trifecta must be completed, so excuse me while I refresh the photo agency websites and hope that pictures of Shauna Sand teasing Courtney Stodden’s meth weave with a neon pink comb come up. I’m knocking a piece of wood with my crossed fingers while throwing a four leaf clover over my shoulder. Or however the fuck the superstition goes.

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