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No, this is not the creature that bloomed out when someone watered one of Snooki's bump-its with the blood of Pennywise. This is Melissa McCarthy from Mike & Molly, Glimore Girls and Bridesmaids working a pair of Down Jones eyebrows and widow's peak lipstick as Divine in Pink Flamingos for Entertainment Weekly. This is just a whole lot of Xtravaganzaaaaa in red latex and a whole lot of YES!!!!

I really hope that whoever watches Mike & Molly sees this, Googles "Divine" and then watches all of the classic dog shit eating scene. Because the Mike & Molly audience really needs more of "Divine eating dog shit in Pink Flamingos" in their lives. That shit (literally, this time) will give them something to talk about over a meatloaf dinner.

And here's another shot co-starring Pandora Boxx and Mimi Imfurst from RuPaul's Drag Race:

First Angelyne and then this? The glamour trifecta must be completed, so excuse me while I refresh the photo agency websites and hope that pictures of Shauna Sand teasing Courtney Stodden's meth weave with a neon pink comb come up. I'm knocking a piece of wood with my crossed fingers while throwing a four leaf clover over my shoulder. Or however the fuck the superstition goes.

Posted by: Michael K

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Glamour • Melissa McCarthy

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:41pm.

"I LOVE me some Melissa McCarthy. Loved her since Gilmore Girls. So happy she is getting some success now."

Me too! She's only the ONLY Sookie for me. And this comes from a 5'9 skinny bitch that people like to say looks like Lauren Graham (whom I fucking LOATHE. Ugh. I don't think I'm a beauty queen, but I think she's one eyeless alien looking ugly cow. Just because we're both pale,and tall with dark hair and light eyes does not mean we look alike. I mean, damn. And that fucking VOICE! Ugh. Nails on the goddamn chalkboard. Christ, I hate her.). I wish her all the success in the world.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:51pm.

Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:28pm.
Every time there's a picture of a fuller figure on here every troll comes out of the wood-works pretending they're size 0 and everyone else needs to stop eating..ffs, pass the delicate age of 16 first (physical AND mental) before commenting on anything or anyone.
Is she heavy? Yeah. Does that mean she's unhealthy? No. Does skinny equal healthy? No. People who are dying of diseases are skinny too you know, just saying, so are drug addicts (not saying all skinny people are unhealthy here, just making a point).
And I'm in the single digits clothing wise, so don't even think of playing the "oh you must be fat!" card.

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Also, some of these skinny bitches (if indeed they are skinny) need to diet and exercise and stay thin because they're ugly in the face.

Submitted by Cake666 on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:58pm.

Every time there's a picture of a fuller figure on here every troll comes out of the wood-works pretending they're size 0 and everyone else needs to stop eating..ffs, pass the delicate age of 16 first (physical AND mental) before commenting on anything or anyone.
Is she heavy? Yeah. Does that mean she's unhealthy? No. Does skinny equal healthy? No. People who are dying of diseases are skinny too you know, just saying, so are drug addicts (not saying all skinny people are unhealthy here, just making a point).
And I'm in the single digits clothing wise, so don't even think of playing the "oh you must be fat!" card.

If all else fails:

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 3:17pm.

The makeup artist must love Devine that's all I can say. Big-up to John Waters!

Submitted by Spider73 on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 3:05pm.

What a disgusting pig!

Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:22am.

I just checked out Park & Rec last night for the first time:) Cute show.
Honestly I'm more into Criminal Minds and Person of Interest type shows. When it comes to funny I go with Family Guy or South Park. Nothing too high brow:D

Yeah as far as the neighbors, I'm thinking (at least I would like to think) that it just doesn't occur to them that what they are doing is actually (and actively) disrupting someone else. So easy to forget you're not in a house with a yard etc. and others are affected. Still no idea why the running around nonstop though. It's not a big apartment.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:27am.

Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:39am.

*wave* bjork! Not skinny, not fat just average. Not young not old, again just average :) She stole the show in Bridesmaids but I'm not sold on Mike and Molly as much as I was on Roseanne back in the day

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I haven't watched "Mike & Molly." I'm not so big on those canned laughter sitcoms (unless it's "Keeping Up Appearances"); it's not like I have an aversion to canned laughter (that's its own genre, in a way) because funny is funny with or without it. Those CBS sticoms are kind of lame for me; I prefer NBC's "The Office" and "Parks & Rec" and "Community." Stuff like Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback," is a tough act for any sitcom to follow.

As for your neighbors, good luck. It sounds like you live under the feet of many alts, stomping about with no regard for others.

Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:23am.

Submitted by M.I.N.E on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:35am.
This bitch isn't funny. She is loud, obnoxious and whinny. Not to mention annoying. I cringe whenever i see her act, it's like ear and eye rape. Picture is horrendous, hope she chokes on a sandwich.
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Man........ you need more cock.

Love, Braz

Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:09am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:03am.

Jintess I went thru the same thing, get ready for hostile stared in the parking lot! ugh
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:( I know. Just had to say something or I was going to lose my mind. Did yours get ugly or was it just 'go to hell' looks?

Submitted by M.I.N.E on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:05am.

This bitch isn't funny. She is loud, obnoxious and whinny. Not to mention annoying. I cringe whenever i see her act, it's like ear and eye rape. Picture is horrendous, hope she chokes on a sandwich.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:48am.

Why should she lose the weight? I know some of you are just jesting, but some of you have some body issues, despite how skinny you claim to be or think that you are. And unlike some of you, at least that fat bitch is funny.

Submitted by grapesoder on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:43am.

Submitted by original putas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:59am.

Fat Bitch!
I've got a few pounds to lose (20) ...

Fat comes off you know...

It's just excess body weight. Just lose it, that's all.
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Did you write this with a straight face? Couldn't Melissa McCarthy look at those bed-ridden morbidly obese people on TLC and write your comment, word for word?

Submitted by chuckie3 on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:37am.

To Twats That,
In Female Trouble Divine was wearing a white outfit (for lack of a better term) before she shot up the audience. Female Trouble is my all time favorite Divine film with Pink Flamingo's running a very close second alongside Hairspray.
Divine was Divine!!!!!!

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:36am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:58am.
She was hilarious in Bridesmaids.

And I like Mike & Molly. Though both their fatness is distracting. And HOW THE HELL do two people that fat share a double bed? WTF?

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Is everybody on dlisted skinny and young?

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:28am.

She was hilarious in Bridesmaids.

And I like Mike & Molly. Though both their fatness is distracting. And HOW THE HELL do two people that fat share a double bed? WTF?

Submitted by TwatsThat on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:41am.

I'm a little confused. I thought that this pose was from "Female Trouble" - the end where Dawn Davenport points a gun at everyone and says, "Who wants to die for art?"

I guess I'm just not remembering this scene in Pink Flamingoes. Honestly, PF is not a really memorable movie outside of the dog shit eating thing. Female Trouble is a million times better (as is Polyester).

I miss Divine, too. But I think he would have loved this moment. And then been, like, "OK bitch, don't go stealing any of my roles!"

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:33am.

Jintess I went thru the same thing, get ready for hostile stared in the parking lot! ugh

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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by original putas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:29am.

Fat Bitch!
I've got a few pounds to lose (20) so I'm not hating on overweight people. But being this fat is just FOUL. Look at all that fat underneath her clothes. She looks stuffed in the most foulest way.....like a big-ol trussed turkey.
Lose some weight bitch!
I'm laughing my ass off at the people on here saying she looks good. Man, I wonder what THEY look like. Fat comes off you know. It's not like a Rumer Willis Chin, or some unfortunate feature someone is born with. It's just excess body weight. Just lose it, that's all.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:42am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:11pm.
I miss Divine :(

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Me, too, GG, me, too.

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:04am.

i really need to see that "bridesmaids" movie...

i love pandora boxx...here's my new favorite song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDZ_qeZk-rA
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:59am.

I've never seen this trick in anything but Bridesmaids and she was fucking brilliant in that, almost the best part of the movie IMO anyway. I laughed my ass off at her character.

Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:55am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:51pm.
I LOVE me some Melissa McCarthy. Loved her since Gilmore Girls. So happy she is getting some success now.
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Did you ever see the movie "The Nines"? She was in that movie and on the DVD there is a short that Melissa is in where she talks to God on the phone like she is a giddy teenager. (They are suppose to be BFFs)

I knew she was a talented actress then and I'm glad to see she is becoming a star. (Hope she doesn't turn into some kind of diva but that is probably asking too much)

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 2:19am.

Kill everyone NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2YVRu09nAo

Submitted by Chris Knight on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:33am.

"And that fat people are fully human, have lives, are sexual, and all the other stuff that humans do without it being wrong or disgusting in any way."

There are fat people and there are also disgusting piles of lard like Gabourey Sidibe and this Melissa piece of crap which I found painfully unfunny. Make the difference. Or is there a rule who says that fat actors/ppl should be funny by all means? I pity her husband, he must make serious efforts to find her snatch. To imagine them having sex is pure nitemare.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:14am.

Kickass pic! Oh and the name "Mimi Imfurst" fucking slays meh!

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

Submitted by ignets on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:08pm.

That should be 'Xtravagaaanza'.

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:59pm.

Cool video!

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:58pm.

Night to zee manimal:) sleep well

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:54pm.

Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:08am.

LOL!

I've seen many bad movies but yeah that was probably about the worst.

I'm going to listen to Peter Gabriel and Paula Cole...they were pretty good together in this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoEQREKFQG4

Gotta go to sleep though see ya Jintess!

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:38pm.

Pink F sucked.
SUCKITY SUCKED SUCKED SUCK

It was a waste of time

IT SUCKED

Cripes man, it's the only film (aside from Donnie Darko) that makes me want to physically harm the director in order to get my money back

SUCKED

(Could be just cranky at the moment. Hi Manimal)

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:33pm.

The only way you could actually watch Pink Flamingos was to be completely wasted.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:28pm.

Submitted by mikidais on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:51pm.

Pink Flamingos-one of the best, most disgusting movies ever!!

Are you the egg man?? LOL!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7egL-QxxSlo

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:21pm.

Just officially complained about my upstairs neighbors:/ This is ridiculous. They stomp on the floor all hours of the day and night. It's like a racetrack full of Melissa's running day and night. I have no idea what they are doing up there, but when it makes my door shake and I CAN'T FUCKING GO TO SLEEP it's too much.
Ugh, they are going to know I complained. Fantastic.

Submitted by warmjuice on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:51pm.

All I can say after viewing this is…..

what
about
JUJUBEE!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:41pm.

I miss Divine :(

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:08pm.

So there you are. Great game just ended, Cards won on a walk off home run. Game 7 tomorrow nite, it's been a great series.

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:02pm.

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:40pm.
Aw c'mon Bjork, there's enough of her for both of us. Take one boob and I'll take the other. What do you like on your nipples, maple syrup or jelly?

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Straight up, no chaser. (I'm on a diet.)

Submitted by Callie on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:57pm.

Aww, I love Melissa. Her character on GG was too good to be true and boring. But she was awesome in Bridesmaids.

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:41pm.

That would have to be a long burning fire

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:41pm.

Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:52pm.

Your avie is freaking me out. Is that some kind of penis version of the boogeyman?

Submitted by Get Serious on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:37pm.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:08pm.

No one but Divine should do Divine.

Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:54pm.

When I was in HS I had a "Divine" marathon one weekend.

That's some...uh..."ambitious" film making.

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:48pm.

I LOVE her.

"Can you feel the heat from my undercarriage?"

I think she's working it!

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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Submitted by Cognitive Dissonance on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:22pm.

I would love to see more blubber. The more fat folds, the sexier.

And, the saying, "You take my breath away" especially makes stinky sense when making love to a big, beautiful woman. That cheese in the folds is like a well aged Gruyère caked in between the thigh and armpit folds that have been stewing there for a while.

The crusty feet on a diabetic woman are especially appealing. I like to chew off the crusty calluses with my teeth and, yes, I swollow. I've choked a few times but that is nothing compared to the look on my phat lady's face when she sees me chew her corns, toe-nails and various calluses off with my bare teeth. It's very animal like and primal.ed

Then, after I have partook of her bevy of fat-fold cheese and foot fungus...and toenail leavin's...I realized...

Nevermind...phone call

Submitted by mikidais on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:21pm.

Pink Flamingos-one of the best, most disgusting movies ever!!

"oompa mau mau mau oompa mau mau mau mau"

Polyester is my favorite divine movie.

"FRANCINE FISHPAW!!!!"

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:21pm.

I LOVE me some Melissa McCarthy. Loved her since Gilmore Girls. So happy she is getting some success now.

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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011

Submitted by mikidais on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:19pm.

Yea!!! Love you Divine, er....Melissa.