The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 27th!

"Yeah, dude, the whole place started to freeze over and I had no idea what was going on so I got the, well, you know, out of there. Then I heard Charlie Sheen got a new TV show and it all made sense. Luckily, this won't happen again unless Lindsay wins her Oscar . . ." - maejones

Runners-up:

Rachel Uchitel was very disappointed when her kids grew up with her real features, not the ones she bought. - parissucksliterally

Amy Winehouse's private demons (who we've heard so much about) are rested and ready to move on after having had the summer off. - TexnDoc

Raging Stallion's Halloween porn trilogy: PARANORMAL COCKTIVITY 3, TWI-HARD SAGA: BREAKING DON, and HELLRIMMER - Strepsi

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Strepsi on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:19pm.

Wow, so cool! Thanks, MK congrats all!

@ OURMISSC, re: "Strepsi, who is that hot piece in your avie?"

That is the spectacularly gorgeous ADRIAN BELLANI from "Passions", from one of the greatest gayest dumbest soap plots in history, where he is frozen by the "witches council" in his boxers!

photo from soaphunks.net

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 3:18pm.

Congrats to all!

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 12:25pm.

PSL!!! Congrats.....LOL

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:44am.

HAHA excellent ones today. good job sluts.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Submitted by seejaneclick on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:35am.

I never congratulate winners 'cause I'm sort of a bitch, but those were some funny ass captions ya'll. Good Job!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 9:21am.

PSL!! And congrats to all the win-hos!

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love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:33am.

I am a runner up? woo hoo!!!

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I'm always doing what I think I should
Almost always doing everybody good
Why?
-Fiona Apple "A Mistake"

Submitted by sybil on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 8:13am.

LMBFFAO!!!! Love these winners! Congrats!!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:47am.

Congrats, winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:14am.

Ahahahaha maejones! Congrats to the beautiful people.

PSLLLLLLLLL!! xoxo

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:10am.

congrats to all the winners! PSL, you go Sensai! xoxoxooxoxo

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:10am.

Hooray PSL! You were on fiah yesterday. Congratulations everyone!

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:08am.

Congrats winners! Very Funny maejones!
Yay! PSL!Texndoc, strepsi!*points at you*

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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:17am.

These were freakishly GHOULD!!!

*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

Submitted by perky on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 6:12am.

Nice, maejones...haha!! And congrats runners-up!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:58am.

Congrats to the winners!!!!
xoxoxox PSL

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But this IS my alt!

Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:53am.

These are hilarious! Congrats! Strepsi, who is that hot piece in your avie?

Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:51am.

Congrats to all the sluts that won!!! Very funny sh!t :D

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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the

Submitted by LunaChick on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 5:51am.

Congrats winners!

maejones - that was brilliant. :)

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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

Submitted by magusxxx on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 4:53am.

Even Satan needs seat fillers when he goes to award shows.

Submitted by colo on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:47pm.

Kardashians Revealed

Submitted by colo on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:46pm.

Kardashians Revealed

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:34pm.

Waiting for Obama...

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 11:16pm.

Audition day at Area 51.

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:23pm.

Music Video: "I Got Your Number Hussy"

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:12pm.

Damn, it's getting cold down here - I think Tommy Girl just came out of the closet.

Submitted by Thru the fog on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 9:08pm.

Gurl! the onliest thing I'm covering is my bits and pieces. Honey... Please do's, cause I ate a light lunch and I'm an trying to holds my nourishments. Bitches Please... I'm not trying to hear either one you ho's right now!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:08pm.

Kim & Kris Kardashian: Sans Farts
Kris Humphries: Avec Farts

Submitted by privateyz on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:04pm.

Baby Brahim and Jesus try to console and convince Madonna's latest conquest that having your skin chewed off is rather refreshing.

Submitted by FunFilled on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:57pm.

I dunno. The top 3 republican candidates look the same to me. Which one is Herman Cain?

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:21pm.

Even in their true demon form, Kim still thought she was the most beautiful Kardashian - her horns are more bountiful (because she's the most evil). That bitch.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:17pm.

The worst was yet to come for Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah - Bruce and Demi should've never mated.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 5:29pm.

So there is a bus that goes straight to hell.

HB to Scott Weiland

Submitted by mbar on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 5:12pm.

See No Evil. Hear No Evil. I Just Pooped My Pants.

Submitted by soleilmoonfries on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 5:10pm.

Oh my f'en Overlord, I am gonna KILL whoever is taking this long on the bathroom. Only f'en Satan would have just 1 toilet at a housewarming.

Submitted by maejones on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 5:06pm.

Submitted by deadhead on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 5:00pm.

Ke$ha, Gaga and Madonna await Beyonce's return with the plagiarized choreography for their upcoming collaboration.

Submitted by deadhead on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:54pm.

Now boarding all demons on Greyhound line 69... bound for Courtney Stodden's meth receptors.

Submitted by yo momma on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:38pm.

Michael Lohan was shunned by the other horny, coke encrusted old guys on cell block 6.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:42pm.

Hate on Lindsay and her Playboy spread all you want. But for a truly repulsive sight, behold the souls of Dina, Michael, and Hef.

Submitted by yo momma on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 4:36pm.

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak.... Wait a minute, aren't we demons?? WTF?!

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 3:45pm.

Beyonce and Jay's progeny on their 21st birthday. So much for those fake pregnancy rumors.

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 3:43pm.

How all good porn should start

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 3:42pm.

Rumsfeld, Cheney and Ashcroft have nothing but time on their hands now.

Submitted by copper on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 3:36pm.

Pee No Evil, Shit No Evil, Fart No Evil..........

Submitted by privateyz on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 3:29pm.

While on a visit to their grandparent’s native Puerto Rican village, Max & Emma Lopez-Anthony-Skeletor de la Muerte have some serious suspicions that they just might be related to the person sitting next to them.