Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 27, 2011 / Posted by:

How do you get a B list teenage movie actress to cry? Well, if you are a foreign born B list actress who has been nominated for one of the big awards, you get caught snorting lines of coke off the bathroom sink at an event the other night, look up at the teenage actress who has just walked in unannounced and yell, “Get out of her you fucking bitch. Don’t you even bother to knock?” The teenage actress turned around and cried on and off the rest of the night. (CDAN)

Little Elle Fanning is more innocent and pristine than a newborn baby’s first spit bubble and she was at that made-up Hollywood Film Awards Gala the other night. The only foreign born actresses there were Carey Mulligan and Rosie Huntington-Whateverly. Unless you count being #2 on Maxim’s list of hottest nipples in the world as a “big award“, Rosie is out. That leaves Carey Mulligan and it also leaves me with a sudden like for Carey Mulligan.

But I still can’t picture Carey Mulligan feeding her nostrils with the bad shit and making a tiny lamb of a girl cry by calling her a bitch. The source must’ve done a few lines off of the bathroom sink themselves and got shit twisted.

It wasn’t Carey Mulligan. It was Lindsay Lohan who was working as a bathroom attendant, because you never know who’s going to accidentally drop their 8-ball in a stall.

This actor and actress couple is about to hit another bump. The producers of an upcoming film in which the couple stars have had a change of heart. They want to replace the wife with another actress (who we agree would be much better in the role). The replacement has been personally and professionally involved with the couple in the past, and is one of the few people who knows all the dirty details about the couple’s marriage… as well as their upcoming divorce. There are an awful lot of secrets that all three of these people could use against each other, so if somebody’s toes get stepped on, it will be interesting to see who starts talking first. (Blind Gossip)

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are supposed to do that mess of a Gotti movie together if it ever happens, so I’ll guess them. As for the other actress, I’m blank. Maybe, Kristie Alley, but she’s sworn to secrecy by the Scientology oath. Whatever happens in The Xenu Club, gets audited and used against you if you ever try to leave.

This Latin actor recently added another child to his family and his wife is over the moon about it. What she’d be sad to know is that he’s sleeping with his co-star, a B list actress and was having sex with her when his wife was in labor. The cheaters committed to leave their partners so they could be together, and the B list actress just ended her relationship. The source says once he found out that his lover actually went through with the promise and is a free woman, he’s totally turned off from the fun and has no plans to continue the affair. (BuzzFoto)

Gael Garcia Bernal’s got a semi-new baby in his arms, but he’s not married. Benicio Del Toro’s got a brand new baby in his life, but he’s not even with Kimbo Stewart anymore. That leaves me with nothing. Maybe it’s Zombie Ricky Ricardo and Zombie Ethel Mertz?

This unlucky-in-love talk-show host is so desperate to land a husband that she’s resorted to begging her celebrity pals—but NOT her more famous BFF—to help her find a spouse? The almost 60, divorced mother-of-two is determined to get married in 2012. Who is she? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Gayle King? And it looks like the search is over since she’s about to get her coin slot filled with two quarters.

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