Afternoon Crumbs

October 27, 2011 / Posted by:

The shiny sliver on Duchess Catherine’s head that some hos thought was a hair extension is actually a childhood surgery scar. Whoops. She should’ve theatrically revealed this ala Dr. Kimberly Shaw on Melrose Place with dramatic music and everything. – Lainey Gossip

Sad twat is sad – The Superficial

Mo’Nique is speaking out for marriage equality so I will refrain from commenting on her uneven eyebrow situation at this time – Towleroad

Dear Madge’s homeless alcoholic brother, get thee to Malawi, try to blend in with the orphans and maybe she’ll adopt you – Celebitchy

Spaz de la Huerta bares her crotch bush for Terry Richardson. Unfortunately, that description is not served with a side of penicillin – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kate Bosworth looks like a malnourished Monarch Butterfly that came out of the cocoon too soon – Popsugar

Victoria Justice looks a mess – Hollywood Tuna

Victoria’s Secret’s $2.5 million bra looks a mess – Popoholic

Rachel Cuchitel is a mess who is going to be somebody’s messy mother soon – ICYDK

Tom Felton on Fault MenThe Berry

Urban Outfitters’ favorite couple is still a couple – Just Jared

Corgis in costumes! – OMG Blog

Herman Cain is the President of campaign ads (and pizza) – Videogum

Meanwhile, my dog is looking at me like, “Bitch, don’t look at me like that. I’m not fucking up with these paws for shit.”The Daily What

Disclaimer: Beyonce’s new video (YES! A FUCKING ‘NOTHER ONE!) was inspired by My Name Is Earl, Khia and every Spears family reunion – Crunk + Disorderly

This is one of those times where I mistake Eva Longoria for Maria ShriverCityrag

Courtney Stodden’s natural beauty really comes out when she stands next to a piece of skank trash – I’m Not Obsessed

BROW EMERGENCY! BROW EMERGENCY! All units please respond and head directly toward Patricia Arquette’s face – Hollywood Rag

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