Two Very Good Reasons For Hating The Superman Make-Up Artist
Here's Henry Cavill on the Vancouver set of Superman: Man of Steel and here's the two reasons why that make-up artist is Supergirl to my Saleeeeeeena:
1. THIS BITCH gets to write on her 2011 tax returns that one of her full-time jobs for this year was to spray WD-40 on Henry Cavill's nipples and smear grease all over furry pectacles until he looked like one of the rock hard pieces of blackened lung that Keith Richards hacks up after serving his 1 millionth cigarette for the day.
You really haven't successfully achieved professional greatness until human resources calls you into the office to say: "We need you to stop licking your lips and winking as you apply liquid dirt to Mr. Cavill's upper buttocks area. It's inappropriate. Also, we're going to need to confiscate your locker of all the body hairs you sneakily stole off of Mr. Cavill's chest."
2. When the light hits her hair against the green screen, it looks like a fall of sparkling ginger is gracefully trickling off of her head.
I mean, ginge (I think) and a full-time job as Henry Cavill's body greaser? What an obnoxious way of flaunting that you were Mother Fucking Theresa in your past life.
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I've always remembered him as a skinny type. He looks like he's on steroids here. A pass for me.
That's a MAN, BABY!!!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by Cara on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 2:09pm.
He looks short.
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Well he is barefoot and she isn't. But I don't think he is excessively tall, he is six foot and a half inch tall. 6'0.5" which I think got misreported as 6'5" in a lot of articles on him so people are expecting him to be a massive giant and really he's just sort of taller than average but still in "normal" range. Of course for Hollywood 6' is still tall
Submitted by Tibs on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:47pm.
Sorry Scots it's not really a secret. Got that word from a Brit a few years back. Since most Americans don't know it they have no idea that you're calling them an idiot.
he is really hot but i gotta be honest looking at past pictures of his, he looked like a fresh young normal cute guy and here he looks twice his previous size and that only means they pumped him up with 'illegal' stuff cause he was quite fit before his 'makeover' but now he is suddenly massive,
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:21pm.
The three major muscle groups that make him look like he has wings are his traps (top back of shoulder/neck), lats (middle back that goes up towards upper back) and his deltoids (shoulder)
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I totally read this as..
The three major muscle groups that make him look like he has wings are penis, penis and penis. It's the same thing right?
Cavill is yummy!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 1:40pm.
He is the Second Coming of Christ in the Tudors, basically. That's how good looking this guy is. I highly recommend it...lots of sex, drama, blood, and good looking men.
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I watched the 4th season only because David O'Hara was in it. When they killed him off, that was enough for me.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by warmjuice on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 1:11pm.
these pix made me bone the same as when i was 14
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ME TOO! hubba hubba!
Or maybe that woman is just really tall.
He looks short.
He is drool worthy for sure.
@Green Tea Latte - Gabe looks really hot in that pic, but sadly according to google image that is a rare occurrence =( Chris Long on the other hand is pretty much always yummy
He is the Second Coming of Christ in the Tudors, basically. That's how good looking this guy is. I highly recommend it...lots of sex, drama, blood, and good looking men.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I'm not going to lie: I'm only going to see this movie because Michael Shannon is in this so these pics do nothing for me.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
superman? not so much he is giving me too much saber-tooth x men liev schreiber look
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
these pix made me bone the same as when i was 14
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:59pm.
You should totally watch the Tudors. He is DELICIOUS in that show.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
damn! I never saw this dude before but in these pics he is precum-worthy. that is all.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Thanks Tibs!
*SLURP*
He is totally hot!!!
I am seriously getting worried. There's a tingles in both places for SuckandFuck right now. Usually it's respect. Jack!!!!! Come get me!!!!!
My oh my but I am in the wrong job, am I too old to retrain?
Numpty = Scottish word meaning idiot, daft in the head, silly bugger.
Can be used with affection, sometimes not.
We have wonderful phrases to insult unsuspecting foreigners so perhaps I shouldn't divulge our secret language. You're welcome.
Knowing MK meant THIS LOHAN (as the latest greatest This Bitch) -- come on! This is the sexy and come hither husband of Margaret Tudor, bitches! He took that haughty, entitled minx on the open seas!
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:34pm.
*puts one dollar bill under chin*
Who am I?
Superman at a strip club!
*shows self to the door*
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LMFAO!!!!!!!
I'll be smokin a turd in hell but that's GD funny!
he looks like the bad guy for popeye, Brutus?
http://www.pitchengine.com/ltlprints/popeye-now-available-as-larger-than...
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:08pm.
Whamo - Ok until they play my Kings. Dont you dare laugh
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Hey, nothing wrong with the Kings, you've actually got a solid team out there!
Woof and homely indeed, Y'all... I'd hate to be Ellen though, knowing all the PRIME kitty Henry will be getting with this hot bod and being friggin Superman...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:24pm.
http://www.ellenwhitaker.com/images/stories/articles/ellen-whitaker4.jpg
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PIGLET
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I would gladly risk a hairball just to give this guy a tounge bath...
snowy that is kinda kooky....
*puts one dollar bill under chin*
Who am I?
Superman at a strip club!
*shows self to the door*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Lucifer - meant to ask you - what's a numpty?
Oh Jaysus. My head is in the gutter. I was just typing a label for a file and instead of labeling it "Pump motor belts" I put "pump motor boats"
*face palm*
UGH! Never work for a family business. I hate sitting here listen to arguing.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:14pm.
http://www.ellenwhitaker.com/images/stories/articles/ellen-whitaker4.jpg
^^That's his fiance?! I'm sorry, but, WOOF!!! O_o
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:24pm.
He's fucking that? He must be blind/ have low self esteem.
GTL: LOL he's allll yours, it was just the horse back riding thing that I was Ruh Roooing about!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
urmomma:
Reeve, who is 42 and has enjoyed a prolific screen and stage career, was thrown from his horse and landed on his head during the second of three trial events in an equestrian competition.
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
"Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:14pm.
On 3 May 2011, Cavill got engaged to his girlfriend, showjumper Ellen Whitaker
Ruh Roooo!"
*shrugs*
It aint over yet... ;)
plus this cold bowl of porridge is no match...
http://www.ellenwhitaker.com/images/stories/articles/ellen-whitaker4.jpg
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
I only have one thing to say...
BEEF CAKE!!!!!!!
*leaves thread*
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 12:07pm.
What are those muscles on his back called?! It's like he has wings....he is like a maxi pad: super absorbent chest hair with wings!
Damn. I can ruin just about anything.
*waves at snowy*
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The three major muscle groups that make him look like he has wings are his traps (top back of shoulder/neck), lats (middle back that goes up towards upper back) and his deltoids (shoulder)
body map:
http://www.parkourtrain.net/78/muscles-in-your-body-and-strength.html
@urmomma it's the trapezius and the latissimus dorsi... more commonly lats and traps :)
@Gardening Girl
Girrrl, IKR? Those arms...you know he'll carry and toss you around...
*excuses and fans self*
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
*googles showjumper*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
He's attractive, but a little *too* beefy for me. I prefer a leaner-looking muscular man. Yummmmmm.
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Douchechill!
On 3 May 2011, Cavill got engaged to his girlfriend, showjumper Ellen Whitaker
Ruh Roooo!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
i'm picturing my hands all over those hairy nips...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I'm a sucker for a tall muscular bearded man... - truer words were never spoken.
Just read your post Green Tea Latte and had to fan myself. WOW
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Whamo - Ok until they play my Kings. Dont you dare laugh!
Oh great. Just what the public need, another shit remake superhero movie. AND a gay limey is in it. WHATEVER!
Somebody dig Alfred Hitchcock up!
*googles superb French films*
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
What are those muscles on his back called?! It's like he has wings....he is like a maxi pad: super absorbent chest hair with wings!
Damn. I can ruin just about anything.
*waves at snowy*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
That chest is ridiculous.
At least they left the hair though. Me likey.
@Gardening Girl
No, it's the mountain of a luscious man "Gabe Carimi" current right tackle for the Chicago Bears (on injury list at the moment).
Just this description of his stats gets me *ahem* moist...
"At the January 2011 Senior Bowl weigh-in, Carimi was the second-tallest player at 6 feet 7.125 inches (2.01 m), had the second-longest arms (35.25 inches), and had the second-longest wingspan (83.25 inches; second to Mississippi State’s Derek Sherrod).[35][36] His hand size was 10.38 inches, and he weighed in at 315 pounds, 10 pounds lighter than his playing weight in college."
I'm a sucker for a tall muscular bearded man...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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>:- (
Mr. Mercury ♥
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 11:59am.
ha ha ha Whamo!
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:) Go Leafs Go!