Open Post: Hosted By Kim Zolciak As The Svedka Girl

October 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Note to Kim Zolciak and others cut from the same famewhore cloth: I fully understand that you want the best picture of you as a Tronssexual which is why you’re okay with suffocating your crotch and scalp at the same time. But I’d wish you’d put the same kind of effort toward cleaning your kitchen counter. The Ziploc bag and jar of laxatives ruin the composition of this potentially exquisite work of museum quality art.

Actually, next time just tell the pap to photograph the Ziploc bag and jar of laxatives instead. Thank you.

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