The broken condom baby of Wiploc and Candy from Earth Girls Are Easy and her pedomonster husband were on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers (aka Celebrity Rehab orientation) today to talk in detail about the greatest injustice since Rosa Parks was kicked off that bus! Yes, two spotlight eaters nobody should care about were on a national television show to talk about something nobody should care about and here I am caring about it. I’m suddenly beginning to see the effects that eating dead flies off the window sill as a child did to my brain.
I’ll admit that I have Taco Bell meat for brains, but isn’t Dr. Drew supposed to be a damn doctor with framed degrees on his wall and shit? Dr. Drew is calmly sitting there as a talking skin graft and a beautiful cracked out hairspray bubble go on and on about getting kicked out of a stupid pumpkin patch, because “the children” were getting scarred by their slutty fuckery. Dr. Drew never quietly leaned over to hit a button that opens a trap door under Courtney and Doug and drops them into an underground mental hospital. Dr. Drew never snapped for two men to bring the straitjackets. Dr. Drew did shit!
I’m going to give Dr. Drew the benefit of the doubt and say that he didn’t only have Courtney and Doug on his show for ratings. I’m going to say that after this taping, Dr. Drew left a trail of Playboy pink lipstick from Courtney’s dressing room to the back of a padded van.
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