Hot Slut Of The Day!

David Calvo, the Rubik’s Cube Whisperer who can triumph over a Rubik’s Cube while blindfolded, and when two Rubik’s Cubes tried to double team his ass, he made both of them his bitch (David would probably kill it at checking for testicular lumps). And for his latest Rubik’s Cube battle, David juggles two in one hand while solving a third one in his other hand. David might be the most talented living thing I’ve seen in the last 20 minutes, but he did face some fierce competition, because my dog managed to squirt out a caca on a lamppost WHILE barking at some fugly ass mutt at the same time.

I can also appreciate that David dressed demurely and modestly so that we can focus on his real talent. I mean, if he wasn’t wearing that undershirt under that v-neck, we’d be slobbering over his chest bones. Obviously. And for his next trick, I’d like to see David squirt a caca out on a lamppost while giving a testicular cancer check in one hand and juggling 4 blindfolded Rubik’s Cubes in the other. Dare made!

via Reddit (For Johnathon)