Hot Slut Of The Day!
David Calvo, the Rubik's Cube Whisperer who can triumph over a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and when two Rubik's Cubes tried to double team his ass, he made both of them his bitch (David would probably kill it at checking for testicular lumps). And for his latest Rubik's Cube battle, David juggles two in one hand while solving a third one in his other hand. David might be the most talented living thing I've seen in the last 20 minutes, but he did face some fierce competition, because my dog managed to squirt out a caca on a lamppost WHILE barking at some fugly ass mutt at the same time.
I can also appreciate that David dressed demurely and modestly so that we can focus on his real talent. I mean, if he wasn't wearing that undershirt under that v-neck, we'd be slobbering over his chest bones. Obviously. And for his next trick, I'd like to see David squirt a caca out on a lamppost while giving a testicular cancer check in one hand and juggling 4 blindfolded Rubik's Cubes in the other. Dare made!
via Reddit (For Johnathon)
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that actually turned me on
can he solve a Rubik's cube with one hand and give me a handjob with the other?
They still make Rubik's cubes?
I'd hit it
Now I know why I could never learn to juggle. Cause I can't solve a Rubik's cube either!!
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 7:56am.
Didn't know those were stickers! Lol.
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Unless you had one of the specially-made ones with gold and silver, they sure were!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 7:42am.
I took a hammer to that motherfucker when I was a kid. pieceofshit!
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Oh gawd, you're my brother aren't you, Jack? He did the exact same thing. He would also take apart all of his Tonkas and 'put them back together', while we had a brown paper bag full of 'spare' parts once he got them reassembled.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
I suggest that he rearrange the stickers like so many of us did, instead of actually solving it--while juggling it.
And I wouldn't kick him out of bed for solving Rubik's cubes (that's not the saying I'm pretty sure). He's a little bit of a cutie. Quite do-able and apparently very gifted.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
this dude is gifted! i was never able to get even one side of that damn cube....
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A young guy juggles rubik cubes and solves them at the same time instead competing with other guys to see who can drink a whole barrel of beer first or pull some jackass asshole stunt with a penis and a plastic cup. I'm impressed. 1000+ geeky points for him... and I totally would do it too.
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Didn't know those were stickers! Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I totally would. That's all.
I took a hammer to that motherfucker when I was a kid. pieceofshit!
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Damn. He must have a lot of time on his hands. He's kind of a hottie, though!
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Douchechill!
He has incredible rhythm. *watches again*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 7:08am.
I peeled the stickers off and put them back in the right spot. SOLVED!!
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GET OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD! I did the same damn thing.
*high-kicks*
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 7:11am.
That's nothing I can: text, shank, jerk off, fuck eat, drink, piss, and talk on the phone while driving.
what about picking your nose & scratching your ass
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yes that is a great idea- i would be more interested if he did it shirtless, as he is rather cute :3
That's nothing I can: text, shank, jerk off, fuck eat, drink, piss, and talk on the phone while driving.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Rubic`s cubes are unsolvable. Have to be. I refuse to face the realty that i was just too fucking DUMB as a kid to figure it out. I peeled the stickers off and put them back in the right spot. SOLVED!!
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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 6:59am.
i ran it over w/my car. fuking solved in 1 sec.
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LOL!
Now do it naked and with an erection and keep the erection rock hard until all of the cubes have been solved and the entire performance is complete. Then grab said erect penis, work the shaft and glans, and make that thick uncut sucka (he's from Spain) spit right into the camera.
(And, yes, there really was just such a juggling porn star albeit without rubick's cubes, but, the video was swiftly removed. And, yes, I know David Calvo isn't a porn star, but he might as well be...)
oh jesus christ i fucked him, I'd like him to juggle my balls while solving the puzzle inside of my anus
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
had one of those stoopid things. i ran it over w/my car. fuking solved in 1 sec.
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but he did face some fierce competition, because my dog managed to squirt out a caca on a lamppost WHILE barking at some fugly ass mutt at the same time.
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LMFAO!!!
I takes all ma brainerds just to do ONE fucking side of theses silly ass things!
I feel so stupid now..thanks MK...thanks a lot.
I hated that damn thing. Never could geddit!
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