The CAPTION THIS Video Contest WINNER For October 25th!

October 26, 2011 / Posted by:

“Attention on the set: Would someone please move Ms. Montag away from the hot lamps?” – perky


Too stupid to realize you can’t get knocked up from anal, Jessica Simpson fantasizes about her baby’s birth. – Twas Brillig

After enduring a strange tickling sensation for several days, Massive Mocha lifted her folds and found what remained of her latest client. – Datura

What the poor gerbils do inside Richard Gere. – OurMissC

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