Bruce Willis Is Spawning Again….

October 26, 2011 / Posted by:

As Emma Heming’s chocha cringes at the thought of spitting out an anvil baby whose triple wide chin will put its strength to the test, Bruce Willis is congratulating his 56-year-old wrinkly jizz sack for still having it. Bruce’s rep confirms to People that his tater head gene is twinkling inside of a fetus in Emma’s womb. Let’s hope American Horror Story is real life and Emma is knocked up with rubber suit man’s baby….

The actor and wife Emma, a designer and model, are expecting their first child together early next year, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The couple “are overjoyed with this news and they look forward to welcoming this newest addition into their family,” the statement reads.”

This will be Bruce’s fourth kid (5th if you count Ashton).

And cut to Demi Moore lying inside of a wooden box, patiently waiting for Bruce’s latest tater baby to be born so it can use its chin to hammer the last nail into her will to live coffin.

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