Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Here is a conversation last week that an A list talk show host had with his/her staff about booking someone.

The talk show host and some producers were were in a light production meeting just going over the upcoming schedule. The talk show host mentioned that they want more general guests on the show and to cut back on other parts of the show. The host was also open to having cooking segments come in. One of the producers suggested Giada because it would be a nice ratings booster to have both of them together. The host pondered the suggestion but said nothing. The one of the other producers said.

Producer: Just make sure to keep Giada away from the band.
Host: Laughs
Producer who suggested it: What?
Host: You know!
Producer who suggested it: Know what? Oh, because of the John Mayer thing? That was made up by Star Magazine.

AT that point the talk show host started talking about how the producer was clueless about what Giada’s deal is and that it is way more than rumors. Apparently Giada would confide in a stylist who also styled the talk show host and was not shy about spilling what was spilled to him which basically included that Giada often would use the excuse of “production meetings” to go meet with guys. The talk show host then called Giada a word that begins with an s and rhymes with mutt.

The producer who suggested her then asked, “so she is out then?”
The talk show host then replied, “who else do you have besides the blowjob queen?” (CDAN)

The “would be a nice ratings booster to have both of them together” sort of gives it away and so I’ll go with Giada’s supposed arch rival Rachael Ray. If it is Rachael, then the EV-HO-HO she’s drizzling on top of Giada is infused with potent jealousy, because that ho’s big gay husband lets the giggles overtake his face whenever she tries to blow him and it usually ends up with him telling her that they should tickle each other instead. Can you even imagine Rachael moaning during a beej? That shit would sound like a snoring Mastiff with laryngitis.

Furtherwhore, since when is “blowjob queen” an insult? Some sluts suck on the peen for most of their lives just so they can be crowned the blowjob queen. I’m not even the blowjob court jester.

Which two current Dancing with the Stars contestants were this close to being related by marriage? The wannabe hoofer, who almost married into the famous family, isn’t talking because his ex was—and still is—the black sheep of that celebrated clan! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Chaz Bono and Khloe Kardashian (related to Rob, of course). DONE!
Or, Kristin Calamariswhatever and Brody Jenner (related to Rob). DOUBLE DONE!

Which D list actress and sometimes musician, is currently working on getting pregnant from several of the men in her life so that she can get in the press again? We think she’s most likely going to say the father is her ‘husband.’ (BuzzFoto)

Jada Pinkeye-Smith?

A popular married television personality who’s also a chronic cheater had an affair a few years ago with a woman (also married with kids) who’s now become his colleague. The colleague ran into his wife recently. The wife decided they would have a little conversation. There were no pleasantries. The wife pretty much opened with – who did you have to f-ck to get this new position? How many people have you fucked to get to where you are now? The colleague, obviously mortified, as they’re actually in a place crawling with parents and children, frequented by their own children, tried to be civil, tried to downplay the hostilities. No, the wife wasn’t interested in having a dignified discussion in public. She kept up her line of questioning about the colleague’s career mobility with pointed questions about how much time she’d spent on her back to get to where she is. The badgering continued, the wife was relentless, until the colleague rushed away. The wife is now boasting about the incident to all the ladies in the circle and beyond, convinced that the reason the colleague is getting so much play on the network these days is because she’s willing to give up so much play for the executives, the way she gave it up for her husband.

This isn’t the first time the wife has behaved aggressively. Her husband has pleaded with her to chill out when they’re in public as it could affect his reputation, like his constant dicking isn’t the major contributor to that. Still, her target right now is his colleague and the colleague’s reputation and she seems to be willing, happily willing, to share with anyone who asks how this colleague is earning all her jobs …though I wonder if all that casting couching is enough since, you know, Julia Roberts didn’t seem to be aware. (Lainey Gossip)

Does the wife make housecalls? Sometimes my soul feels down in the toilet hole and I really need a crazed cunt to call me a shameless opportunist whore (whoreportunist). It would give my self-esteem a boner.

And I’m watching Today right now, so I’m going to guess Matt Lauer and Ann Curry? And then I’m going to cough up a heave from picturing Ann whispering “goodmorninggoodmorning” into Matt’s ear.

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