Stacy Keibler And George Clooney Are In The Longest Staring Contest Ever
George Clooney brought his latest contract girl Stacy Keibler to the Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala last night and as they made their way up the red carpet, they stopped and stared at each other. Just like they stared at each other in London....and Paris...and New York. That's what they do. They stare at each other like an old couple sitting in the middle of a Sizzler who just silently stare at each other as they chew on their all-you-can eat shrimp. This leads me to believe that Stacy isn't pinning George down and forcing him to suck on her strap-on, they're just in a really long staring contest.
They started it weeks ago and neither of them is blinking for shit. So George is taking Stacy wherever he goes and when he gets some free time, they resume the staring contest! Yes, that is exactly what's going on. They're not fucking, they're just staring. That is a completely reasonable explanation (that I did not pull out of my bong) for these two bitches' serious staring problems.
Hint to Stacy: Just coo out the word "marriage" and George will blink with his entire body.
Or wait. Maybe this isn't a staring contest at all. Maybe they are blinking. Maybe George learned from his past mistakes, so from now on he's training all of his temporary pieces to communicate by Morse Code through blinking. That way they won't speak with their mouths, because George hates that.
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He doesn't look at Brad that way. Hmmm...
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You blinked! You're outta here!
I wonder if he's just more of a "sexless" person who really isn't into women, men or any romantic relationships; he's just into himself. But to create constant buzz he rotates female "props" around so there's always a new photo op, gossip, etc. Gotta stay relevant, especially after age 40.
yeah yeah yeah...the "I really want the paps to think we like each other but I'll be DAYUMED if I actually touch or kiss you" stare.
if this were a case study at the Bearding Institute for Beards, these "looks" would get a C-/D+. because nothing about this stare says "we're in love"...this stare says "we have a general fondness for each other and the lady appreciates how I pad her bank account but I'm just counting the seconds until I can play hide the salami in the jacuzzi with my menservants". I mean really. he's wearing too much makeup and the dress from Cache circa 1997 is just abject failure.
also, team she's really 37.
She does make him look weak, and old, and she has HORRIBLE style, I bet Elizabetta laughs at her.
He is looking more and more like he smells like moffballs and Old Spice every day
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She must be a very old 32 because I know real 32 year olds and they don't have one wrinkle or old lady hands and this gal has PLENTY. I think she removed many years on her like cough, cough..10.
I am 41 and I dont' have a wrinkle on my face or hands.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
you could say the same about brangelina who are always looking at each with such devotion on red carpets and angie always lets out that hyena laugh as if brad just said the funniest thing in the world. blecch to all of them.
Both are so phoney. She's almost got the Katie-Robot-Holmes thing going on and she's taller than Georgie. Too funny!
Gah! he annoys me to no end with that smarmy shit eating grin of his.
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Every picture i see of them together she just gives of such a desperate vibe.
In thie third pic where she's wearing the grey dress, he's looking at her like "You're really getting off on this, aren't you? Moron."
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i wish Clooney would do the same as Chris Martin when it comes to his beards. He is beginning to remind me of Tom Cruise and his "my eyes are not dead only my soul" Robowife.
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You are fucking bitches, this is my prom
George is an annoying elderly homosexual who still believes herself to be hotter than hot!
Eh, he's gone downhill, but he's still strap-on worthy. Again, too much awkward prom date in these pics.
This woman looks like she has a rocking body, but these outfits with the ribbon-like waist accents aren't doing her any fucking favors.
CHRIS MARTIN RULES!
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This is her signature "look how in love George is with me" pose. She's always "gazing at him adoringly". It's barf inducing.
Bitch no one believes this charade. You'll be out like the rest of them once the Oscars are done (and how low has George sunk, now he's taking an ex-WWE girl to the Oscars?! Ha! Cary Grant would have never pulled some busted shit like that).
I never got the deal that George was hot, he looks like a god damn accountant, or middle school English teacher.
they are not really starring. they are just gazing into each others eyes and letting one another know, why they will never fuck each other.
There are too many rumours about George's "houseboys" in Italy. Again, I think he's... queer.
Clooney's been doing this "staring at the mall chick" thing ever since everybody noticed how he was giggling and grinning over Ryan Gosling at the Ides of March premiere. He's never looked even half as enthusiastic over this Keebler elf piece.
she's pretty but jesus this shit's rehearsed. i dont think george is gay. i think he'll never settle down and just does this shit to keep people talking about him. but yeah what im posting is no fucking news. i think everyone knows this about him now.
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Cary Grant was totally queer, "queer" meaning his sexuality was fluid.
When he accepted his Hollywood Film Award from the presenter (who's name escapes me for now) and he kissed him it was obvious that he is in the habit of kissing men. In my family no straight man would ever kiss another man, but maybe that says more about us than it does about Clooney. If he is living a lie, I hope he's living a good one.
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No Bambam? smh
Where did that ho go?
Bambam,
Are you still here?
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 10:10pm.
Aw, just paid attention to him over the years, how he behaves with his buds. Mostly intuition, if you cross paths with enough you develop an instinct. Georgy boy likes the peen.
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Well, maybe your instinct is exactly right. They could also just be buddies hangin out.
Sometimes there's a lot of gay-calling for entertainment. E.g., Tina Fey.
It's all scandalous and fascinating ;)
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Aw, just paid attention to him over the years, how he behaves with his buds. Mostly intuition, if you cross paths with enough you develop an instinct. Georgy boy likes the peen.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:57pm.
Well you do know Cary had his dalliances too, don't you? As for George, he's a 'mo, hon. He's the leader of his own coven with Brad and Matt as members. Oh yeah, he's a 'mo.
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Sounds like a conspiracy theory. Hmmm. Dint George make a movie of that name? It's conjecture without sources. In other words, gossip, which is entirely appropriate for dlisted I suppose.
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Is this the dlist hazing thing of calling any guy gay, whom we feel like giving shit?
Just cuz he isn't married doesn't mean he's gay. Dur. If he is, fine. But I've never heard any credible proof.
Spill! If you got it, spill it!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:42pm.
Lot of "ifs" there, Hysteria. The big one? "If" he came out of the closet...
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I've always viewed him in the Gary Grant role. Afeard of commitment. I haven't heard enough to believe he's gay. Possible.
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Well you do know Cary had his dalliances too, don't you? As for George, he's a 'mo, hon. He's the leader of his own coven with Brad and Matt as members. Oh yeah, he's a 'mo.
God, he's so boring
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:42pm.
Lot of "ifs" there, Hysteria. The big one? "If" he came out of the closet...
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I've always viewed him in the Gary Grant role. Afeard of commitment. I haven't heard enough to believe he's gay. Possible.
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It's odd. Clooney is not a no-talent, he's a pretty good actor. Yet he doesn't have the straight guy thing down, he lacks credibility in that role in real life. He puts himself in these difficult, awkward positions, where he and his so-called girlfriend at the time stage a PDA, and it doesn't work, or he just stares, and that doesn't work either. Georgie- if you or your handlers are reading this- maybe you don't need this kind of crap... maybe you'll get steady, well-paying work anyway.
COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY CLOONEY!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:15pm.
As rich as his ass is, he can't get her a stylist? Even a B+ one? Cheap jerk. Or is that she is trying to show independence, like some willful toddler teetering towards the stairs, saying, "No, let ME do it..." Take her by the arm, George, and firmly steer her away from any future disasters.
(I did like him in that movie "The American"; liked it overall.)
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Haters, leave George alone, he's channeling his inner dog. No man is immune to the charms of a nice looking skank, we may deny it but it's true. A woman with a whiff of skankness about her causes us to not give one damn about what decent women think of us and moistens our wallets in anticipation of many frivolous withdrawals.
I myself barely escaped having a moment with brazen skank this evening. She was a magnificent specimen, I could feel the skankiness rise from her as she went into her "sugar daddy" mating dance for me. If I had given in and sniffed the seat she rubbed her phat butt on I woulda been a goner. Thank dog.
ETA: I forgot, I liked "The American" too, why it was panned is beyond me.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:32pm.
she makes him look weak.
he should be with someone smaller and more petite for these photo things.
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Unless you see her as a gentle, dumb giant.
Petite would be a better match. But me thinks men like Amazon women on their arms. It's a, "Look what I caught" thing. The trophy syndrome.
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I was really into him until I saw those hammer toes of his.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:11pm.
Maybe she's lighter fare to clear his palate.
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Or more like, "Ha, ha, I can't believe that we're pulling this off."
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It's possible. I don't get a high-comprehension vibe from her.
If he ever dated someone on his same thought-plain, he might actually get lured into falling in love.
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Lot of "ifs" there, Hysteria. The big one? "If" he came out of the closet...
Do you think they role-play in bed? Dress up in Renfest shit?
yeah, he does have that stare patented, doesn't he.
he seems to be intimidating her with his aggressiveness in some of these pics.
he is definitely more into this than she is.
-and i agree bjork, she's left of center awkward in the style dept.
and hysteria, that's hysterical because it assumes clooney is some sort of intellect. he's not, he's just a closeted (or not) dumbfuck.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
she makes him look weak.
he should be with someone smaller and more petite for these photo things.
he still could play leading man ... ... -in a nursinghome movie (said in my best triumph-the-dog voice).
i could see him doing horny-nurse/eldery-resident porn with this giantress.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:11pm.
Maybe she's lighter fare to clear his palate.
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Or more like, "Ha, ha, I can't believe that we're pulling this off."
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It's possible. I don't get a high-comprehension vibe from her.
If he ever dated someone on his same thought-plain, he might actually get lured into falling in love.
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As rich as his ass is, he can't get her a stylist? Even a B+ one? Cheap jerk. Or is that she is trying to show independence, like some willful toddler teetering towards the stairs, saying, "No, let ME do it..." Take her by the arm, George, and firmly steer her away from any future disasters.
(I did like him in that movie "The American"; liked it overall.)
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:06pm.
A former all-star wrestler, dancer.
Maybe she's lighter fare to clear his palate.
The staring. Helps her stay focused? Like a lion trainer guiding a cat around the stage.
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Or more like, "Ha, ha, I can't believe that we're pulling this off."
Um, you're not.
I think this Stacey chick is pretty, but those dresses all look like they're going to fall off. Hike yer bodice up, wench!
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
OK, so you have a great body lady, but sheer dress + peep-toe pumps = tacky. Why is posing as a couple good for this man's career? I don't get it.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 9:02pm.
Clooney was all up on Frieda Pinto? Dream on, pepaw, dream on. I love that Pinto is happily dating her nerdy co-star. (Why isn't she on the cover of "Vogue"? She's beautiful. Assholes.)
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Mmmhmm! He was asking everybody for Frieda's number so he could fly her to LA for a "date"? Seriously, what the fuck kind of courtship process is that?