Third Wife's A Charm?
On Sunday afternoon in the Nappy Valley (my fingers really wanted to type "Nappy" instead of "Napa" so please let me keep it), Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Billy Crystal all watched as half-shaven silver bear Robin Williams made his graphic designer girlfriend of 2 years his third wife. All shovels stand up and salute Susan Schneider for proving that the perseverance of a late-in-life gold digger always pays off.
Page Six says that right before Robin Williams underwent heart surgery two years ago, he started giving Susan's body carpet burns by rubbing his bear rug body against hers. Susan stayed with him and nursed him back to health.
Robin's first marriage died a slow death when he down low dicked a cocktail waitress. Robin's second marriage ended up in a shallow grave after he allegedly dow low dicked another trick. So I'm sure history is just history and Robin will not cum hairy sperm balls on another woman's chest. To be sure, Susan should only let Robin hang out with women who are allergic to cats since he's so damn hairy that I'm sure he sheds dander.
Here's Robin and his new wife Susan entertaining Paris with a kiss and ass show while on their honeymoon yesterday. Being around spastic Robin all of the time is probably as frustrating and annoying as trying to scissor a lesbian in a Smart Car, so I'm sure this time next year we'll see pictures of Susan making out with a Valium bottle and lifting her skirt to get a Xanax injection in the butt.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:06pm.
I don't care who the "lady" is or how awesome the sex... Even if the pussy was great and sparks shot out the woman's ass and cannons blared and the mountains crumbled and the seas roared... I'm not walking the plank a third time!!!!
But, the water's soooo warm, and dripping wet - just for youuuu! LOL
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
shit if you cant get it right by 2nd time fuking give up
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@ PSL, so you've met the famous and infamous as a nanny? I thought you were in publicity somehow or as a handler. Do you think being a nanny impacts the way they treat you? Just curious :-)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I love Robin Williams so much. He's a good comedic and dramatic actor. I haven't even heard one of his stand up routines. I didn't know he was so skeevy. I hope this marriage works out. They look sweet together.
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It's not that serious.
EEG - ok, maybe if we ever meet in Vegas... you could probably talk me in to it... I'm known for getting hopped up and making bad decisions :P
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Mani: AND, I had it before MK posted the picture yesterday!
Det LaSnowy
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
What, does this fool have Paul McCartney syndrome or something? Why do these old fuckers feel compelled to be married? I don't get it.
Mani: AND, I had it before MK posted the picture yesterday!
Det LaSnowy
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Typical fucking MAN. You promised Jacko, imma sue. (for your empties)
After spending my later years with him, I'd be praying to go first so I could have some peace and fucking quiet. He strikes me as someone who is always "on" and I can't imagine how tiring that must be.
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If these two ever have a kid it'd be able to use it's own nose to cut its way out. Talk about a couple of razor fin noses.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Oh, I dunno. Multiple marriages worked for Liz Taylor. She was "happy" nine times! And she got a fortune in jewels.
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Robin Williams DID NOT raise Christopher & Dana Reeve's son Will. Apparently a neighbor did after they both passed away.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:05pm.
Great avi...best one ever!
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No shit Jacko. JHC Braska, just trying to earn us the bucks to finance the lanai.
Robin <3
As a man I grew up watching and a part of my few childhood happy memories, this man can do NO wrong in my eyes. And this woman should know better than to marry him if he has a history.
Whamo: as is The Fisher King. IDK how I would feel about these movies now but they made a big impression on me back in the day.
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I don't care who the "lady" is or how awesome the sex... Even if the pussy was great and sparks shot out the woman's ass and cannons blared and the mountains crumbled and the seas roared... I'm not walking the plank a third time!!!!
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
WHAT DID YOU SAY NITTY!?!?!? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:55pm.
and spike his Ensure
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SO. MEAN. lmaooooooooooooooooooo
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
He and Bono are starting to look similar.
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Meh, my dad's divorced twice and I wouldn't be surprised if he made a third trip down the aisle one of these years, but as of right now I don't see it happening. Whatev, congrats to him.
Off topic: Did I just see an ad for sparkly sequined UGGS at the top of my screen on this site?
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:50pm.
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The World According to Garp? great movie snowy!
lmao @ sweaty pelt!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by bexicle on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:31pm.
Before you knock Robin Williams, know this... he adopted Christopher Reeve's children right after both Reeve and his Wife died (only a few mo apart?).
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I don't have anything against Robin and his new wife, but your comment reminded me of something:
My manager at my last job was a nasty piece of work - sexist, always talked down to me like I was a little girl, made jokes about the victims of Hurricane Katrina after it happened (seriously, in front of our staff).
Anyway, I was griping about what an arsehole he was to a co-worker/friend, and she looked at me aghast. "Don't you know that he adopted his friend's children after his friend and the wife were killed in a car accident?"
Umm... okay. That's nice. Really nice, even, but it doesn't excuse his work place behaviour.
(Sorry for the long tangent)
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I actually liked him in The Fisher King which I thought was a brilliant movie and he was funny but in that black humour way.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
fucking no way to a pre-nup Snowy. Besides I already got the cc's. When you meeting me in Mehico?
For any random readers: am not a goldigga.
LOL! Miss you too Snowpie = Nebbakaneezer ;p Mah lil' buttah cup!!
Company coming in again tomorrow *wince*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:51pm.
For realz tho, this trick has WAAAAY too much gum game going on. Hur Hur.
I have nothing to say about this post...just to say hi to Nitty...I thought you were dead!
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hate him. he is so gross.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:40pm.
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Whamish LOL!!
Robin is exhausting. i would totally kidnap him back on the wagon (off the wagon?) if it meant I got a moments peace!
EEG, NO PRENUP!
and spike his Ensure
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
After the 1st marriage, I would have been done.
Thank god I already know marriage/relationships aren't for me so there won't be a 1st time. Why do ppl even bother with this anymore? Especially ppl who know they can't be faithful. SMDH.
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@Parissucks, I know what you mean but a willing man cannot be stolen (regardless of anyone's occupation). Men are equally as guilty.
In fact, since he is in the position of power and the nanny is in a subservient position as employee, the onus is on HIM to stay the hell away from his employee!
But I understand that the nanny is in a very trusted position (esp. with the mom) and she's in total violation of that trust if she betrays the mom (and by default - the kids).
Robin also has a raging case of the Herp. I hope his Valtrex is working well!
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I love when Nitty comes out to play!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
PSL, I would actually be happy with a blessing from my pastor and an iron clad will. (no fucking comment from Snowy) He's never been married and I am the first one he has wanted to. *cue sappy music*
For realz tho, this trick has WAAAAY too much gum game going on. Hur Hur.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I used to love love love RW, then he got kinda gross.
remember The World According to Garp?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
EEG! ahahahahahhaha- I get it now. xoxoxo
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He was also great in One Hour Photo. Intense.
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Dark-sided!
LMFAO at snowy!!! BITCH YO PANCAKES LOOK FINE TO ME!
Irish - I totally agree.
*buys wedding ring for EEG and places in time capsule*
*kicks nitty in the cooter* :PPPP
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
The true charm would be if she had a penis.
I dont know I always get this gay vibe from Robin Williams.
Because I want to be legally entitled to the house PSL!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:35pm.
I might get burned for this but as a comedian I HATE HATE Robin Williams.
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Wait, you're a comedian? :)
I totally agree with you, Whamo. He ranks right up there with Jim Carrey for me. Cannot. Stand.
EEG, you know I love you.
I just don't see the point in getting married a third time. Just be with the person. Two marriages, hell yes. But after a second time, I just don;t see the point.
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Make it like a memory
Take away the sound and the sight
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:35pm.
as a comedian I HATE HATE Robin Williams. I don't think he's that funny and he uses the same shit assed voices and jokes in every interview.
I don't think he is funny either.
He was very good in Insomnia, and that was a serious role.