Third Wife's A Charm?
On Sunday afternoon in the Nappy Valley (my fingers really wanted to type "Nappy" instead of "Napa" so please let me keep it), Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Billy Crystal all watched as half-shaven silver bear Robin Williams made his graphic designer girlfriend of 2 years his third wife. All shovels stand up and salute Susan Schneider for proving that the perseverance of a late-in-life gold digger always pays off.
Page Six says that right before Robin Williams underwent heart surgery two years ago, he started giving Susan's body carpet burns by rubbing his bear rug body against hers. Susan stayed with him and nursed him back to health.
Robin's first marriage died a slow death when he down low dicked a cocktail waitress. Robin's second marriage ended up in a shallow grave after he allegedly dow low dicked another trick. So I'm sure history is just history and Robin will not cum hairy sperm balls on another woman's chest. To be sure, Susan should only let Robin hang out with women who are allergic to cats since he's so damn hairy that I'm sure he sheds dander.
Here's Robin and his new wife Susan entertaining Paris with a kiss and ass show while on their honeymoon yesterday. Being around spastic Robin all of the time is probably as frustrating and annoying as trying to scissor a lesbian in a Smart Car, so I'm sure this time next year we'll see pictures of Susan making out with a Valium bottle and lifting her skirt to get a Xanax injection in the butt.
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Submitted by LMA618 on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:47pm.
I met him at Stonestown in SF once and he is a weird little man. Total introvert. Would make no eye contact with anyone. Did not seem like the same 'entertainer' we all know. Really shy and nervous around people.
__________________________________________________Really? I met him at his older half-brother's memorial a couple of years ago in Sonoma, and he was sweet. Marsha, his wife then, was not with him. He was so polite and accommodating. He did his brother's eulogy and told amazing stories. I was quite surprised. I expected him to be very hyper and on, but he wasn't.
What in the fucking hell. I passed this post several times totally thinking that was Bono...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Agree with MK. Robin seems like the kind of comedian who never leaves the stage. "Pass the salt" becomes a 30 minute bit in his house. If she can put up with that, godspeed.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 4:35pm.
Is Robin Williams morphing into Bono or is Bono morphing into Robin Williams? Discuss amongst yourselves, I'm going to take a short Mary Jane break and be back with microwaved Cheeze Whiz and Slim Jim's for dippin'...What? Don't front. You know you whores love that shit.
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I am jealous and am in no way being sarcastic.
Don't see any gold-digging in this case myself (plus I do not think he is RICH rich) and anyone who is able to put up with his manic antics for almost two years deserves lots and lots of cash anyway or at least free shock therapy.
Robin Williams married a tall over tanned woman with bad teeth and looks like a man? YAWN! RW would stick his shweeb in a cactus if he thought it would get him off. Get that ho to the dentist a.s.a.p!
So was "she" once a "he"?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 2:40pm.
stefystef on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 2:06pm.
She used her pussy to get ahead in Hollywood to become a big time producer. I used my pussy to get a fish sandwich and a couple of movies.
funniest shit I've read in a LOOOOOONG time!!!! hahahahahaaa!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 2:25pm.
lollolol jack! *hugs you and presses against you inappropriately*
And OMG this is so siggy worthy:
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Thank you @jack-n-the-hat and @Sweetas!
I got that from my mom who used to say some girls give it up for a fish sandwich. I always laughed so hard when she says that.
I just know I have wasted my female charms on too many losers and not much to show for it. But that's okay. I'm still cute! And I didn't have to fuck hairy-ass Robin Williams. So it's all good! *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times...I got nothing, but I give this 2 years at the most.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
She doesn't need to be showing off her cankles like this. And isn't is cool weather in Paris this time of year? Why the skirt? You just know someone told her she had great legs once, and since then she's flaunted them like a desperate ho.
I did like RW in Dead Poets Society. I <3 that movie so much.
never could stand this guy's act, nor his pal billy crystal. actually, billy crystal is zero funny. robin at least had his moments and movies.
anyway, this cunt has the same forced plastic smile on in each pic when she's facing him .... but look at the pic where he does not see her face -it's a look of in-charge determination.
this scumbag is in the midst of a plan.
poor robin's so fucking grateful he don't notice.
ah well, i hope the bitches he burned are seeing this for what it is (karma) and getting the last laugh.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related
Well, at least this one won't have to worry about the nanny!
My sister recently worked on a commercial he was in. I said, "So what was he like in real life?" She said "Exactly like all the lame impressions people do of him. He really is like that."
Yikes.
I hate that unfunny asshole and would rather die then spend the rest of my days fake laughing at his stupid, attention whore sthick. or however you spell it.
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Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 4:38pm.
He looks like Bono in that picture. Never thought he was funny.
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Word. Totally a TTH...(tries too hard)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
In the main pic it looks like her face is eating her teeth.
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Robin Williams. I have been a fan of his since his Mork & Mindy days. He'll always be Mork from Ork to me. I loved that show.
I wish Robin and Susan all the best. Also I don't get a gold-digger vibe from Susan. I think she is the boss/owner of the graphic design company she works at. I don't think she would be short of a penny or two.
I am disturbed by the Amish dude over here>>>>>>
The neckline. The inseam. WTF, American Apparel?
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Add my ass to the "Never gonna happen a third time" club.
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What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
He looks like Bono in that picture. Never thought he was funny.
(973) Jersey Strong
Is Robin Williams morphing into Bono or is Bono morphing into Robin Williams? Discuss amongst yourselves, I'm going to take a short Mary Jane break and be back with microwaved Cheeze Whiz and Slim Jim's for dippin'...What? Don't front. You know you whores love that shit.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TequilaTax:
"Robin Williams has been embroiled in a few cheating scandals over the years, starting in 1986, when a cocktail waitress sued him for infecting her with the herpes virus...after he'd been married for 8 years. In 1989, he divorced that wife to marry the already pregnant Marsha Garces, who had been his son's nanny. In 2008, Garces filed for divorce after she discovered he'd been carrying on with a 27-year-old artist named Charlotte Filbert."
So he was married to wife #1, but cheated on her with a cocktail waitress. Then hops on the nanny, who's already pregant and makes her wife #2. She dumps his ass because he was cheating on her with that Charlotte chick. This according to some web site. I don't care much about him, so I don't know how valid this info is.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
You have beautifully summarized my personal philosophy.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:40pm.
Ah, it's always about the chick thinking she's hot shit for scoring with a serial cheater and how she's the one that's going to straight him out... and the serial cheater who's in denial thinking this time it will work out.
I say, don't bother with a man who can't keep his dick to himself (or you), unless you are only focused on his wallet and bank account.
stefystef on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 2:06pm.
She used her pussy to get ahead in Hollywood to become a big time producer. I used my pussy to get a fish sandwich and a couple of movies.
funniest shit I've read in a LOOOOOONG time!!!! hahahahahaaa!
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
lollolol jack! *hugs you and presses against you inappropriately*
And OMG this is so siggy worthy:
stefystef on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 2:06pm.
She used her pussy to get ahead in Hollywood to become a big time producer. I used my pussy to get a fish sandwich and a couple of movies.
L. MMFA. Ooooo
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 2:05pm.
Ain't no flies on mah snowy. ;)
I do hear him though. The thought of a #3 makes me want to run screaming into the night too. Can't we just fuck till we get sick of each other? lol
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*ears perk up*
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:40pm.
Ah, it's always about the chick thinking she's hot shit for scoring with a serial cheater and how she's the one that's going to straight him out... and the serial cheater who's in denial thinking this time it will work out.
I say, don't bother with a man who can't keep his dick to himself (or you), unless you are only focused on his wallet and bank account.
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Did he cheat on both his ex wives? I must have missed that bit of information.
While I don't deny that Robin Williams has some talent, it's been rumored for a long time that he steals jokes from other comedians.
Still like his charitable stand up though.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:29pm
The second wife was the nanny which he used to cheat on with the first wife.
At least he aint going the Doug Hutchinson route and marrying some twit young enough to be his great grand daughter.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I have nothing against Robin Williams and he has made me laugh at times.
He is a very good actor and, while annoying at times, a man who has a long history with Hollywood and Broadway.
Now, I know he left the first wife for the babysitter and he stayed with her a while, brought her up in the biz (I think they had a production company together). She was smart. She used her pussy to get ahead in Hollywood to become a big time producer. I used my pussy to get a fish sandwich and a couple of movies. *LOL*
At least this chick stuck by him... maybe he will finally be happy. Until he meets the next chick. *LOL* Hope his heart holds out...
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Ain't no flies on mah snowy. ;)
I do hear him though. The thought of a #3 makes me want to run screaming into the night too. Can't we just fuck till we get sick of each other? lol
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:34pm.
*drive by* jackissofulloFSHITHEISAROMANTICDEEPdowndontkillmejackoxo *screeches around corner*
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
"he started giving Susan's body carpet burns by rubbing his bear rug body against hers."
LMAO
He is a weird little man. have never liked him. going back to Happy Days and Mork & Mindy. just irritating, and has never changed.
I suspect he's bipolar - possibly Aspergers, due to the no-eye-contact & introvert thing .. but any wife of his will have her work cut out for her. am no jealous, and no amount of money in the world would entice me to take up with him.
I met him at Stonestown in SF once and he is a weird little man. Total introvert. Would make no eye contact with anyone. Did not seem like the same 'entertainer' we all know. Really shy and nervous around people.
justasisuspectedSWEETASSS.whores#1weresostoopit.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by parissucksliterally :sinjin, I avoid working for the famous. It's not worth it! But I have worked for Connected People. :)
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Ahhh, ok. I caught up on RHBev.Hills and as I watched Kim R. look at photos of her kids with the latina maid, I felt sorry for the maid having to pretend she likes them as much. I detected a deer in headlights mentality, if she didn't participate, the maid was 86'd.
Also, I was FINALLY rewarded by witnessing the Richards sisters be the RAGING CUNTS I read about in that Hilton biography, which was my whole point in watching that damn show. There's no fucking way I'd ever interact with any of those bitches in ANY capacity!
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Thought that was Bono and he had cheated on his wife again, lol. Didn't know Robin W. divorced the second one and don't really care.
Ah, it's always about the chick thinking she's hot shit for scoring with a serial cheater and how she's the one that's going to straight him out... and the serial cheater who's in denial thinking this time it will work out.
I say, don't bother with a man who can't keep his dick to himself (or you), unless you are only focused on his wallet and bank account.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I can't stand Robin Williams. Even as a child, he rubbed me the wrong way. I mean, Mrs. Doubtfire?! What if that was your dad?! *shudder*
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Douchechill!
*drive by* jackissofulloFSHITHEISAROMANTICDEEPdowndontkillmejackoxo *screeches around corner*
Submitted by guest on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:29pm.
THIRD marriage is a joke. Sorry.
Please don't tell Jack that, I still have hope for bolt ons, veneers and a new fridge!
ROTFLMMAO!!!
♥Jack♥
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Yes, snowshit always knows the right things to say. ♥♥
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
Hmmmmm.... she looks sort of like him. I hope he knows where all of his illegitimate children are... that would be an unfortunate run-in.
sinjin, I avoid working for the famous. It's not worth it! But I have worked for Connected People. :)
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Make it like a memory
Take away the sound and the sight
There will never be another love
With the power of , you and I
-Barbra Streisand
I thought his first marriage ended when he diddled his kids nanny, that became his second wife??
@ first glance i thought that was robert de niro who also got old all of a sudden.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 12:29pm.
THIRD marriage is a joke. Sorry.
Please don't tell Jack that, I still have hope for bolt ons, veneers and a new fridge!
ROTFLMMAO!!!
♥Jack♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:21pm.
Oh you better believe it, sister! Take note, write it down, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS!!! (ok, maybe)
*side eyes SUUUUUUUUUZE*
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"I wonder if Viola adopted a white baby because no one seems to want them anymore. *LOL* ~ stefystef, 10/19/2011
oh yeah, it's love, i'm sure of it. anytime a younger, somewhat better looking chick marries an older, gross, tolerably funny, hairy man who looks like he has incurable halitosis (i can't be the only one who has always thought that) - it's never about the size of the wallet.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:06pm.
Somehow I don't believe this. :)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
There is always a dumb trick who thinks they can change the man and they have a magic vagina.