Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 25, 2011 / Posted by:

The living room train set from Silver Spoons! My friend Lahoma, who used to write for Dlisted back when it was just burping and newborn farting in the blog nursery that is Blogger, threw out the train set from Silver Spoons as a Hot Slut possibility the other day and I thought to myself, “But what about that race car bed or the remote control front door for fuck’s sake!” But that bitch is right, every child of the 80s wanted that living room train set. It was the most magical and coolest shit since conquering the magic eye poster at the swap meet.

Looking at pictures of the train set this morning taught me how much I’ve grown as a person. The child me would’ve come up with a plan to build my own train set using an old red wagon and a Big Wheel. The me today looked at those pictures and thought, “I wonder if Edward ever choo chooed his peen into Kate’s chocha while riding on that train?

Here’s the Silver Spoons theme song as well as a scene starring the living room train set of childhood dreams. If this post brings you anything, I really hope it brings your brain the Silver Spoons theme song on a loop. Tah-geeeeeethah, we’re gonna find our way.

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