Afternoon Crumbs

October 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Sandra Lee’s Halloween show was like free falling down the booze tunnel in her mouth and landing face first on the tablescape in her stomach (stomachscape?). Aunt Sandy, NEVER LEAVE US, because the world needs more watering cans full of booze – Food Network Humor

My eyes deceived me into thinking this was Sandy Duncan and therefore my eyes disappointed me – Lainey Gossip

What’s the maximum sentence for reality show vote tampering? Death, you say? To death row (aka a place without paparazzi or cameras) you go, Kim Kardoucheian! – The Superficial

That A-line skirt really brings out the erectness in Jared Leto’s nipples – The Berry

Salma Hayek’s chichis look like two suns rising above a grassy knoll. Yes, I’ve been watching Bob Ross reruns on YouTube again. – Hollywood Tuna

What Chris Martin is trying to say is that he totally fapped to a Take That poster – Towleroad

The gorgeous angel Spaz de la Huerta actually looks semi-coherent here! BOO! – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Oh, it’s the simple things that fascinate dumb ass Jessica Simpson ICYDK

Jennifer Aniston sets the record straight even though the name of the record is “Who Gives A Fuck?” – Popsugar

Russian hitchhiking prostitute circa 1987 or ScarJo? – Popoholic

James Franco on VMan – Just Jared

Khan Chittenden’s bare ass is here if your eyes need it – OMG Blog

And Lea Michele grosses out all of us – SOW

I’m guessing Carmen Electra brought that dress out from the 1999 archives – Hollywood Rag

FYI: Alexa Ray Joel has HPV – I’m Not Obsessed

Demi Lovato is back on Wilmer Valderrama’s sack – Celebitchy

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Two words: FREE CHAMPAGNE! – The Daily What

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