Open Post: Hosted By Vintage GOOP

October 24, 2011 / Posted by:

This is a teenage Fishsticks Paltrow with braces on her teeth, a DUUUUUURRRR in her face and the same roll in her eyes that my eyes have on GOOP Thursday. I hope that we don’t remember Fishy for being an Oscar-winning actress, a bedroom bathtub advocate, murderer of songs and the biggest pretentious twat who claims that she’s allergic to water of the tap. I hope that we remember her forever for this priceless picture. The only other thing I have to add about this picture is: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA

via Snakkle (Thanks to everybody who sent this mess in!)

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