Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Massive Mocha, the big, beautiful Nubian goddess of the Internet and a squashing superstar! Just like that Elmo doll, we should all stand up and worship her gut cleavage, double down fupa and funnel cake thighs. Or maybe he’s trying to crawl up out of there, because he thinks he’s next…..

If your doctor can describe your insides as looking like intestines paillard and kidney crepes, then there’s a good chance you already know what squashing is. On a recent episode of Dr. Drew’s Life Changers, Dr. Drew introduced me to the Costco-sized beauty who gets paid in cash (or McDonald’s coupons or whatever is in the fridge) to squash grown men until the breaths are supposed to come out of their mouths are squashed into their asses instead. Dr. Drew says that some of these dudes are in danger of being killed by squashing, and if you don’t believe him just watch this clip of Massive Mocha crushing a dude’s rib bones into fine powder and listen to him choke on the creamed lung that is rushing up his throat. HOT, I know!

For more servings of Massive Mocha’s skills and her glorious Michelin Man meets Stay Puft body (or if you just want your stomach to close shut and take the day off), visit her NSFWish blog where she slobbers on her keyboard about nut muffins and more. Any big beautiful bitch who can create a dozen vagina rolls on her body just by sitting down is one we should be paying homage to.

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