Everybody Involved Should Go To Jail For This Gross Shit
In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, 6-year-old-looking Justin Bieber gave his 19-year-old scissor sister Selena Gomez a titty check at a hockey game in Winnipeg over the weekend. Or maybe he's grabbing at hers while wishfully dreaming about the day that his finally come in. Then The Lesbeaver and Selena put everybody in that VIP box on some kind of list when they kissed on each other while 69-ing through their jerseys.
Okay, I was 12 once a million years ago, so I understand that kids do this kind of shit when their hormones tell them they're in love, but DAMN. Take this shit away from public eyes. This is why I told my mother never to throw away that empty refrigerator box in the garage. Not because I needed it for a science project, but because I needed it to make out in. Duh. Get an empty refrigerator box, Selena!
That titty grabbing picture is about as not right as not right can be. It's like reverse Pedophilia. And you know how I feel about piercing a baby's ears. Arrest them! Arrest their parents! Arrest us for looking at this! Arrest everybody!
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Can't we send Chris Hansen in to rescue Courtney? She's an MK Ultra Beta programmed sex kitten! Does no one care?????
Where is the pedophilia crap coming from? He is 17. I don't know what state you live in but here you are considered an adult. Which is why you can move out of your parents home and basically do what the eff you want. I actually thought the pedo comments form MK was a joke but it is obviously people are taking them a little to seriously in here. Selena isn't breaking any laws. Jee-zus, get a grip.
And, this is gross to watch because it looks fake and forced. He doesn't even look like a boy.
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Has been a Disney whore stunted her emotional development at 13?? Only 13 year old girls find the Bieby sessy. She may still have a Barbie collection and a Strawberry Shortcake diary.
at least Justin and Selena are young and pretty, better them doing 69 than CourtKNEE and her gross old man
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me no likey beiber porn
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oh boy, ba-buttons has been waiting for this post...
So ba-buttons has an old military friend who now works PR for the new Winnpieg Jets team. She was in charge of Justin's big 'visit'.
She said he was basically led around by his mother and his bodyguards and wasn't allowed to speak to anyone. She said he seemed extremely undersized for his age.
The game starts and she goes up to the VIP box (more like a hotel suite facing the ice) to make sure everything is okay. He was there with Selena and a few other people. However, Selena was chatting away with a much older man. Justin - get this - was sitting at the back of the room on a couch, curled up in his mommy's arms - SUCKING HIS THUMB AND WATCHING A DISNEY MOVIE ON ONE OF THOSE PORTABLE DVD PLAYERS YOU SEE FOUR YEAR OLDS USING. Gomez seemed totally unphased.
After a bit, Bieber's mother pulled him off the couch, dragged a Jets sweater over his head and made him and Selena stand at the box window and do there little beard act. Apparently, they did this like five or six times during the course of the game and after each little scene Justin would go running back to mommy and The Little Mermaid.
My friend said she didn't get a gay vibe from Justin. She said she just sensed a really warped, underdeveloped kid with a ferocious mommy complex.
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lol EEG you know I love you, and yes, like that. STILL. *shudder* I know, that Courtney chick and her grampa make me all kinds of queasy too. Even though I know that ho ain't no 17.
Oh thanks Lizzie, I was trying to fugure out why they weren't showing upi
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I looked younger than Justin Bieber when I was 17, and I was NOT touching on nobody's titty balls. And I DO have a problem with this because as always, since it is HE (and I use the term 'he' loosely) that is underage, it is deemed OK.
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Really? The backs of their jerseys read 69. Assholes!
Gotcha Sweets!
Holy fuck, I am as jaded as they come but that Courtney whore and her pimp take my breath away.
thxs raul & snowy. omg she's worse than heidi montage. & her tweet @ the top of raul's link...smh.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:47am.
lol, and she quotes The Bible in her tweets afterward?
Courtney Stodden is a loquacious and alliterative beauty. Pumpkin Patch porkyplumps from the "Tink of teh CHILDRENZZZ!!!!" Mom Squad need to sit the fuck the down if they think those are supposed to be funfamily togethertimes. Seriously. WHY WON'T THEY LET COURTNEY BE GREAT?!?!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
omg between pics and the "underage" Whoretny pics I feel like I should run from the popo!! *runs around in circles and into doorframe*
and EEG REFUCKINGPORTED!! I pictured it dammit!
I remember what I was doing when I was 16... I bet they're fucking like drunk monkeys.
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Pictures of our demure flower Courtney. Sorry it's off topic but I saw a few comments requesting pics!
she always looks so awkward in every photo op....I know she is counting the days until her contract to play his girlfriend is over with...once he turns 18 they'll be done and then ScarJo will be all over that!!!
He looks more like a lesbian every time I see him. I question her orientation. Whatever is going on there, it isn't heterosexual.
Those pumpkin patch pics are ridiculous! Booty shorts is an understatement.
69? *gags*...I don't think that it is even physically possible. No way either one of these tweeny butches can reach for 69...somebody is eatin' ass.
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"Oooo Justin, is that a roll of dimes in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
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Well, I was doing things like that and more at his age. The difference was that I had the secondary sexual characteristics of a male.
I find it strange that he still hasnt reached puberty WTF is REALLY going on... is he really female or what? Fucking wierd.
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It is gross but has anyone considered the Bieb might be hung???
Ya, me either.
I can't decide which of these two junior attention whores is least attractive or more annoying.
Submitted by Versailles on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:31am.
Miley Cyrus also dated a 20 year old when she was a minor, didn't she? I don't recall ever having been a ZOMGstatutory rape response to that. But then again Papa Cyrus went overboard assuring everybody that the kids were NOT DOING IT OK WE SUPERVISE THEIR DATES THEY GO TO CHURCH AND STUFF. Of course, as soon as Miley became legal they started whoring her out to the media...
But for me the Justin/Selena thing is creepy because dude looks like a toddler. She should be on a FBI list somewhere if she's into that.
EDITED because I've reconsidered. Have you LOOKED at Selena? Homegirl is like a real life anime character - face of a 5 year old on a hot bod. They BOTH should be on that FBI list.
Gross. Times really have changed. When I was a teen (late 90's-early 2000's), Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears were fucking on the DL for a while. Even after they were exposed, you never saw them flaunting their shit. NOBODY needs to see this little pre-pubescent troll getting to 2nd base with his "girlfriend".
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Douchechill!
sorry Dog! I'm a lil slow today
LMAO Louise, IKR? I mean that's where all the whores go! Look at PP, and Xtina with no pants!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
All of you out there who are attracted to Justin Bieber, I'm judging you.
He is a minor, and she is an adult. But as always when it's the girl who is the adult, no one cares.
chrisfuckinghansenalert!!!!
snoweeeeee....but where are the pics of courtney?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 11:27am.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/24/courtney-stodden-kicked-out-of-...
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Tuck game broke loose and scared the kiddies.
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Snowy, you hoor. I posted about that EARLIER! Nyah.
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@Snowy- damn you know you are a ho when you get kicked out of the slutty pumpkin patch.
Do you guys really think he's gay? I don't get that from him. I think he's straight and I bet he's a selfish little lay.
But if some guy was spending all that money on me, my whore's heart could be won over temporarily. I'll admit it.
I feel like I should be charged with pedophilia for looking at this!
Lawd, help me!
Put HOmez UNDER the jailhouse for this shit.
How much are they paying her to suck on un-hatched lesbian lips?!
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I agree- empty refrigerator boxes this shit. These couples who are always trying to prove how "in love" they are with this nasty ass PDA's always have really, really horrible break-ups.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/24/courtney-stodden-kicked-out-of-...
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
This is just so fucking sick, for so many reasons. To wit:
1. I said it before, and I'll say it again - Selena Gomez looks like a fucking Critter.
2. The Lesbeaver is still a hairless little scruntling of runt turd, the kind your dog squeezes out super last-minute and is about 1/10th the size of his normal bowel movements.
3. Whorepie Homez is clearly only dating this prepubescent parasitic fug for the fame. Ain't no way an 18-year-old girl with fame and money legit thinks J.Biebs' vaginal wares and Flowbee mop are hot.
4. Well, I don't need a fourth. See one through three. Teenage famefucking at its nastiest.
You just know Ryan Seacrest is pitching a new reality show. "When Cabbage Patch kids mate"
Gross gross gross
I am totally disgusted with our society.
Can't wait for their 15 minutes to be up.
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Isn't this considered child pron?
This couple is about as believable as J-Ho and B-Coop. Why she wants to beard for him is a mystery. Selena is adorable and she actually has talent. They said on the radio that he is burning through his fortune, spending one million dollrs on her already. They said "considering the shelf life of artists like him", he should be saving it. BWAHAHAHAHAH!
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Raul went to a leper hockey game once, there was a face off in the corner.
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"Take this shit away from public eyes."
Shout it from the rooftops
"Take this shit away from public eyes."
Off-the-camera canoodling was not written into her job description.