Bai Ling’s New Song Is Not Of This World

October 24, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Warning: Pressing play on Bai Ling’s new song called “Rehab” will probably alert our future alien overlords to your whereabouts and when they land on the planet to make us their sex slaves you’ll be the first one who gets shackled and probed.

Second warning: Pressing play on Bai Ling’s new song called “Rehab” will scramble your ear drums and brainwash you into worshiping at the altar of her (NSFW) Hershey kiss cookie nipples.

You know, I’m just going to throw it out there and say that Bai Ling is covering Amy Winehouse and it sounds nothing like the original, because she’s warped it in the sun, rung it through the fuckery ringer and played it backwards. This is seriously WHAT THE FUCK’S theme song. If there was a satanic ritual at a rave involving choked chickens and slaughtered goats, this is probably what it would sound like. That probably explains why a pentagram drawn in donkey’s blood suddenly appeared on my living room wall as soon as I finished listening to this mess.

(Thanks Raluca)

Tags: Bai Ling, The Mind Is Boggled

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