Afternoon Crumbs

October 24, 2011 / Posted by:

I have no idea who Micaela Schaefer, but since she’s brought us a puckering camel toe, an erect hip bone, a jawline that not even the strongest female hormones can tame and laboratory-made titty domes, I can look her in the eye and say: I love you. – Hollywood Tuna

Katy Perry and Russell Brand ruin the day for all those nay-saying hos who said their marriage wouldn’t last longer than a bad case of gonorrhea – Lainey Gossip

Tim Tebow’s dude-on-dude kiss with Demaryius Thomas looks like a conjoined twin with constipated face – Towleroad

Speaking of constipated face, here’s Jonathon Lipnicki with his birthday cake – OMG Blog

Winona Ryder did it better. Case closed. – Celebitchy

A star in the night sky named Farrah Fawcett just twinkled at the sight of Salma Hayek’s hair wings – (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kiki in a ‘kini – The Superficial

What did Penny Lively every do to that bitch Blake to deserve this? – Popsugar

Zooey Deschanel’s version of the national anthem yodels into “Oh my darlin’, oh my darlin’ Clementine” territory – Just Jared

In today’s exciting edition of who’s filling their parking meter… – Popoholic

Somebody adopt these dogs before Pixar does and turns them into a movie – The Daily What

Why is that one in the green wearing a horse cape as a skirt? – The Berry

Rachel Zoe and Lisa Rinna look hot together – SOW

Bitch Got Booed: The Madge Edition – ICYDK

But more importantly, why is he drinking beer out of a martini glass? – Videogum

John Mayer’s douche hole has been silenced for now – I’m Not Obsessed

True story: On my first day of a part-time job a few years ago, my new co-worker said to me, “What did you do this weekend? I finger banged myself to Mena Suvari in American Beauty like for 48 hours straight.” – Hollywood Rag

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