Afternoon Crumbs
I have no idea who Micaela Schaefer, but since she’s brought us a puckering camel toe, an erect hip bone, a jawline that not even the strongest female hormones can tame and laboratory-made titty domes, I can look her in the eye and say: I love you. – Hollywood Tuna
Katy Perry and Russell Brand ruin the day for all those nay-saying hos who said their marriage wouldn’t last longer than a bad case of gonorrhea – Lainey Gossip
Tim Tebow’s dude-on-dude kiss with Demaryius Thomas looks like a conjoined twin with constipated face – Towleroad
Speaking of constipated face, here’s Jonathon Lipnicki with his birthday cake – OMG Blog
Winona Ryder did it better. Case closed. – Celebitchy
A star in the night sky named Farrah Fawcett just twinkled at the sight of Salma Hayek’s hair wings – (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Kiki in a ‘kini – The Superficial
What did Penny Lively every do to that bitch Blake to deserve this? – Popsugar
Zooey Deschanel’s version of the national anthem yodels into “Oh my darlin’, oh my darlin’ Clementine” territory – Just Jared
In today’s exciting edition of who’s filling their parking meter… – Popoholic
Somebody adopt these dogs before Pixar does and turns them into a movie – The Daily What
Why is that one in the green wearing a horse cape as a skirt? – The Berry
Rachel Zoe and Lisa Rinna look hot together – SOW
Bitch Got Booed: The Madge Edition – ICYDK
But more importantly, why is he drinking beer out of a martini glass? – Videogum
John Mayer’s douche hole has been silenced for now – I’m Not Obsessed
True story: On my first day of a part-time job a few years ago, my new co-worker said to me, “What did you do this weekend? I finger banged myself to Mena Suvari in American Beauty like for 48 hours straight.” – Hollywood Rag
Birdwatching with Miley Cyrus – Cityrag