Madge's Older Brother Is Homeless And Living Under A Bridge
While a harem of naked ass South American boy toys bathe Madge in a solid gold gilded tub with red panda blood while hand feeding her canary diamonds and burning hundred pound notes in an onyx cauldron because the scent of flaming money feeds her greedy heart, her older brother Anthony Ciccone (seen above with the deflated Flock of Seagulls hair) is begging for coins on the streets of Traverse City, Michigan. The Michigan Messenger was doing a story about Traverse City's homeless shelter and they interviewed 55-year-old Anthony who told them that his multimillionaire Kabbalah queen of a sister has circumcised him from her life forever!
"My family turned their back on me, basically, when I was having a hard time. You think I haven't answered this kind of question a bazillion times -- why my sister is a multibazillionaire, and I'm homeless on the street? Never say never. This could happen to anybody."
Anthony was working at his dad's winery in Michigan a year ago, but he got fired for reasons unknown.
My soul skips a beat at the chance to throw balls of shit at Madge for being a money-hoarding, greedy evil cunt with silicone cheek implants that cost about as much as a trailer house for her homeless brother, but we don't know what's really going on here. Anthony was fired by his own dad. What kind of crazy fucked up do you have to be to get fired by the man who carried you in his nutsack once?
Either Tony is a crackhead fuck up or he just loves hydrangeas. It's probably the latter.
And here's Madge with puff pastry face at the London premiere of her movie W.E. tonight.
via UsWeekly


In my opinion, when one keeps on giving a "helping" hand to family members who obviously don't care about getting better, one turns into an ENABLER. Then it's likely that these shameless fuckups will think it's your responsibility and obligation to give them and it becomes a very despressing vicious cycle, just in the name of "protecting a loved family member, so one doesn't look bad".
Sadly, I see this every day in my own family. I'm usually kind to whoever needs help, but I'm not stupid. It sucks to be taken advantage of by people you love and want to help out, but sometimes as hard as it seems, one has to retract the hand, turn around and let them deal with their own issues. I have to keep this in mind quite often, so I rather give advise, even if they hate it, instead of becoming an enabler.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Madge is a bitch, and her brother is a loser.
Next, please.
Submitted by clairey claire on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:42pm.
Clairey, that's true. I just sort of empathize with Madonna on this one, because my husband and I both have siblings from hell. It's an amazing dynamic. The "needy"/"bad" sibling never gets lectured about blood, family, etc when they're screwing us over. But it's the first thing we hear when they need something, though.
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She's officially crossed into Wildenstein territory.
Also, Madge, there are alternatives to those tired fishnets. Wolford. Check it out.
She's officially crossed into Wildenstein territory.
Also, Madge, there are alternatives to those tired fishnets. Wolford. Check it out.
"Madonna's Brother Christophper Ciccone Tells All":
http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20080727/Madonnas+Brother+Christ...
Listen to that melodic voice at 1:07:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txsq9Xr5S_c
Here's little sister Paula, whose mother was the housekeeper her dad married:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xBTZ8u_6DU
Oh, and it's Martin in "Truth or Dare." He didn't seem like such a winner, either.
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:04pm.
The only reason I would let a sib of mine (and I have two bros) eat on the streets was if they tried to kill me or just abused drugs and laid around, no matter who helped. Unless her bro doesn't do anything to change with help, I see no reason to let him be cold while I bathed in a swan bathrub. But then, I'm very protective of my fam. They would have to seriously not give a shit about me or themselves for me to write 'em off.
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I am very protective of my family , too. That`s why i choose to keep the sick fuck that is my brother, who used to molest me when i was 4 away from my own kids.
Like i said earlier, i don`t know the situation here, so Madonna can do whatever the fuck she wants.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by snippy on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:29pm.
"A single day's interest from one of her multimillion investment accounts could probably turn his life around and she wouldn't miss it."
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Yes it wouldn't cost her anything relatively (ha!) speaking, but if she did that he'd expect her to do that continually, forevermore.
Plus she would be rewarding him for badmouthing her publicly, which would also invite more of the same behavior down the road. He would be, in effect, blackmailing her: "Give me [more] money or I'll go back to the media and complain again" - AND even if she gave him lots of $$, he could always claim that he gave her nothing, or gave her a small amount.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:08pm.
I thought that "brothers and sisters they hold the key to your heart and your soul, don't forget that your family is gold. Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me. We have a connection, home is where the heart should be" but maybe I was wrong?
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I'm happy for everyone who lives the Walton Mountain life with their sibs, but not everyone has that experience. Those of you with good family relations are in no position to lecture those who have suffered real abuse from their siblings. We have no idea what caused this man to be estranged, not just from Madonna, but his whole family.
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I don't think anybody is lecturing, more speculating. And considering what we might do in her position. It's just chat. You're right, nobody knows what he has done. Maybe he beat on their mama, or got a little handsy with one of Madges kids. Maybe he deserves it. Madge seems like somebody who could be very cold though, under much less extreme circumstances. And filthy rich but kind of tight with her money even on charity projects that she initiates- see her dealings in Malawi.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I can't throw shade at Vadge. My bff dropped out of college to work odd jobs to help her mother. The lady never said thank you and told her that she was a failure at life whenever she couldn't scrape enough money to send to Mother Dearest.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
I'm glad I'm an only child sometimes.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:08pm.
I thought that "brothers and sisters they hold the key to your heart and your soul, don't forget that your family is gold. Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me. We have a connection, home is where the heart should be" but maybe I was wrong?
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I'm happy for everyone who lives the Walton Mountain life with their sibs, but not everyone has that experience. Those of you with good family relations are in no position to lecture those who have suffered real abuse from their siblings. We have no idea what caused this man to be estranged, not just from Madonna, but his whole family.
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Bjork!!! wtf do you know about Clockwork Orange? *swoon*
fav Madonna Video Material Girl ;) Vogue too!
I get the concern about not wanting to throw cash at a possibly crackhead, but, she's beyond super-rich. A single day's interest from one of her multimillion investment accounts could probably turn his life around and she wouldn't miss it. She could have her people set up a trust where he gets a modest place to live, so at least he doesn't die sleeping in the streets.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:51pm.
And no offense, but I have to cast a side-eye at "Michigan winery". Do they make good wine there?
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I'm certainly not a wine expert, but the Traverse City area does indeed have a number of excellent wineries. Traverse City is on the east coast of Lake Michigan, so its climate is sort of like that of California's central coast, albeit with cold, snowy winters. Actually, the produce from that area is almost always excellent.
I've actually had wine from the Ciccone's winery, and I did enjoy it...
I'm not a big fan of Madonna's. I think her fake British accent and oversized cheek implants are ridiculous. However, I'm not going to judge her for this because for all we know, she's given him money to live on in the past, and he's blown it on drugs, gambling, women, etc. I've seen it in my family, the relatives who live off others and borrow, borrow, borrow, and the second they've got a few dollars in their pocket, they disappear and come back when it's all blown (on gambling, drugs, women, etc) and they need help again.
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OCCUPY VADGE!!!
I'm not going to talk shit on Madonna for this particular instance, because of the fact that, just because she is famous, doesn't mean she is somehow now indebted to take care of grown ass family members. I hate that, if you get money, needy family all of a sudden pop out of the woodwork. Also his father fired him, so there has to be a reason...
Also isn't this the same asshole who wrote a tell all book about her? That didn't depict her in the best light or Guy Ritchie(whom she was married to at the time). Does he really expect her to help him out after he tried to use her for money?
Edited: So apparently there is more than one family member trying to make coin off her.
I wouldn't help either.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
ubmitted by oldpossum on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:12pm.
off topic: why is there the world's largest pic of Madonna on here?
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Yes! I think MK secretly loves Madonna.. her rack looks nice
"Keep It Together" (Loved the "Clockwork Orange" shit. Oh, and that chair shit.): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gco7FCwyExY
Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever
I got brothers, I got some sisters, too
Stuck in the middle tell you what I'm gonna do
Gonna get out of here, I'm gonna leave this place
So I can forget every single hungry face
I'm tired of sharing all the hand me downs
To get attention I must always be the clown
I wanna be different, I wanna be on my own
But Daddy said listen, you will always have a home
Keep it together in the family
They're a reminder of your history
Brothers and sisters they hold the key
To your heart and your soul
Don't forget that your family is gold
I hit the big time but I still get the blues
Everyone's a stranger, city life can get to you
People can be so cold, never want to turn your back
Just givin' to get something
Always wanting something back
When I get lonely and I need to be
Loved for who I am, not what they want to see
Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me
We have a connection, home is where the heart should be
When I look back on all the misery
And all the heartache that they brought to me
I wouldn't change it for another chance
'Cause blood is thicker than any other circumstance
If it's one thing I fucking hate about some of my own family members is that they are the worst kind of people you could meet: greedy, fraudulent, thieving, egotistical mother fuckers. They could literally stomp all over you if it meant getting something off you or take advantage, but when one of their brothers or sisters have a coin or two more than they do, they expect them to "share" or "help them out", 'cause you know, they don't have any money. So based on this, Madonna as much as I think she's past her prime and is one ridiculous mamaw with her antics of not letting her youth rest in peace, has absolutely NO responsability to pick up his brother's broken dishes. There is a time, when ONE as an adult has to deal with the consequences of our actions.
Besides, who knows what he did to be fired from his father's company... but my bet is thievery, drugs, alcohol or all of the above. As someone wisely quoted a long time a go, "nobody will screw you over like a family member".. or something along those lines.
Family members can be the worst type of parasites.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Seriously though, all my love for Madge (talent I don't know her) aside... I know a client who's bro is a crackhead and he molested her when she was growing up...
Point being It's easy to judge and say never when you haven't walked in another persons shoes..
off topic: why is there the world's largest pic of Madonna on here?
Bwahahahahahaah.. What a public relations nightmare for that hag Madonna (whether or not he is telling the truth). I love it!
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:06pm.
Hey Bjorky whats up!!
Material Girl can do no wrong!
*sings Get into the Groove*
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Sigh. I used to love her so much. And I still think she's pretty (look at some of those old videos and photos; just beautiful. I love her nose). But she's such a cunt, and for someone with so much money, still very, very insecure. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall watching the friendship of her and Goopy deteriorate. I like to think that Goopy is sucking up to Bey Bey to stick it to Madge. "Nah, nah, I'm hanging out with someone who can really sing (well, better than Vadge, that's for sure) and who is really, really popular now." Never underestimate the cuntyness of the Goop.
What's your favourite Madonna video? I loved the "Bedtime Stories" cd and the "Human Nature" video.
Arlene, anyone, remember Anthony in "Truth or Dare." I will try and find a link.
Hmmm. I get what people are saying about him being a fuck up and she doesn't owe him shit, but really. There's cutting people off, and then there's straight out spiteful. For the cost of a bag and a couple pairs of shoes for Madge she could buy him a bedsit in a far away city. Don't have to see him or ever talk to him or give him any money but least he wouldn't be sleeping under a damn bridge. If I had her money, there would be nothing that would make me do that to a family member.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I would think she'd be able to arrange something where she would pay for a place for him to live directly and he'd never see any money so he couldn't buy drugs. But at least he wouldn't be living in a homeless shelter. If I had as much money as Madonna, I'd be taking care of family members that needed it.
On topic, I betcha drogas were involved, and that the family had helped him for a long time until finally he burned all bridges. Well except for the one he currently lives under.
I could be wrong, but that'd be my guess.
I thought that "brothers and sisters they hold the key to your heart and your soul, don't forget that your family is gold. Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me. We have a connection, home is where the heart should be" but maybe I was wrong?
Look at that pic, FFS, the man has three arms! Why doesn't he get a job in the circus freak show?
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:03pm.
I think he's getting what he deserves. I've no clue what he did to have his own father fire his ass, but it must've been something serious.
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He wouldn't stop vogueing.
Hey Bjorky whats up!!
Material Girl can do no wrong!
*sings Get into the Groove*
The only reason I would let a sib of mine (and I have two bros) eat on the streets was if they tried to kill me or just abused drugs and laid around, no matter who helped. Unless her bro doesn't do anything to change with help, I see no reason to let him be cold while I bathed in a swan bathrub. But then, I'm very protective of my fam. They would have to seriously not give a shit about me or themselves for me to write 'em off.
I can't judge here - no one can without knowing the whole story. Had a dear friend from a wealthy family who became a hopeless addict. After sending him to rehab several times and supporting him for years, well into his 40s, the family finally just stopped. At that point his siblings had their own families and just could not justify putting up with his addict crap. Unfortunately he should have been allowed to hit bottom years earlier, when he could have handled it. He ended up spiraling further and further into mental illness and addiction and health issues, and ended up dying at age 51.
I am sure if Madonna's own father fired him, he was not exactly a model citizen who is just going through a few rough times. At some point people decide they are going to be career whatevers - successes, fuckups, junkies, alkies, etc. I wish this guy well, but it doesn't look good if you are living under a bridge during the winter in a cold weather state.
I think he's getting what he deserves. I've no clue what he did to have his own father fire his ass, but it must've been something serious.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
"Never say never. This could happen to anybody."
That's not true. It's not going to happen to your sister.
I don't care if he is a crackhead. She may not help him financially, but she could show him something called COMPASSION.
f*cking c*nt!!!
@ Hekki - no offense taken and the answer is yes. The lake effect on the western side of the state provides a great climate for growing grapes.
Like most others here, I can't throw shade at Vadge for this. I know from experience that there are very real, valid reasons to cut someone off, family or no.
That said, homegirl is looking a little too much like Jocelyn Wildenstein these days.
"And no offense, but I have to cast a side-eye at "Michigan winery". Do they make good wine there?"
Yea - Traverse City has some good vineyards - they specialize in making a cherry wine that's pretty damn good.
And no offense, but I have to cast a side-eye at "Michigan winery". Do they make good wine there?
Team Madge. THIS time.
As most other commenters here have said, she probably has a good reason to cut him off. Sometimes you have to do it.
Haha! Just as I read this, I heard a fairly good song on TV and went to look and it was Madonna's music video to "Rain." Snork!
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:38pm.
I love Material Girl and It's none of our fuckin business ;)
He's a crackie...I'd rather she put that money in her face than it go up on smoke.
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Ha, ha, a "crackie." (Hey Arlene!)
Yeah, Vadge is a bitch, but so is addiction.
Is this the Anthony in "Truth or Dare" who showed up really late to her hotel while she was on tour. And then later talked about how he's able to "tell her what time it is"? Tick tock, Anthony, tick tock.
Submitted by Mama Bear on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:21pm.
I have a family member who we have cut off, not due to drugs but because it is not safe to have him around. It sounds terrible but there are legitimate reasons to break ties with family members, especially if they are hurting you.
Oh I hear ya Mama Bear. Things were so fucked up at our house for a while that if my mom or dad said a certain phrase, I was to call the cops immediately. It was like living under siege. No one can judge unless they've lived it.
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:34pm.
I can't believe I am going to defend Vadge ... forgive me Father for I have sinned ... but ...
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Throws holy water on Detective La Toya...
Hi Little Britain (my name for you),
That was Christopher who wrote the book. He, too, has been banished to Hydrangea Land.
Here hopefully is a link to the trailer of WE. It looks like it is very stylish and beautiful cinematogrophy with good performances. How bad can it really be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHrCgNaZtcY&feature=player_embedded
I love Material Girl and It's none of our fuckin business ;)
He's a crackie...I'd rather she put that money in her face than it go up on smoke.
I can't believe I am going to defend Vadge ... forgive me Father for I have sinned ... but ...
Just because you're comfy financially doesn't mean you should be in the business of rescuing and supporting a relative. We don't know what's been done for him in the past and what his issues are. I have a junkie sister who still hasn't hit bottom and the only way she's ever getting help from me is to pay for rehab. You eventually have to stop with the enabling.
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