Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 23, 2011 / Posted by:

The Amazingly Super Fast Cake Bagger! First of all, there’s a place where you can buy cakes by THE BAG and that place is now known as Jessica Simpson’s “want to go to there” place. Second of all, if cake bagging was an Olympic sport, then the Olympics would be fucking ridiculous, but homegirl here would still be the Michael Phelps of cake bagging. Third of all, I’m pretty sure she has coke hand (Lindsay Lohan, you’ve found your calling!). Fourth of all, she could circumcise a ho with a one-second frictiony as fuck handjob! Fifth of all, yes, I said frictiony.

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