Prince Hot Ginge Really Knows How To Pick The Finest Flowers In The Garden
Somewhere in Buckingham Palace, THE QUEEN! is pacing back and forth and is filled with so much worry that she's about to order one of her maids to queef into her pocketbook over the rumor from The Daily Mail that the third in line to the throne is tapping his fiery scepter on the common pussy of an American (OFF!) cocktail waitress ('ER!) who wears white Juicy Couture sweatsuits ('EAD!).
A source tells the DM that two weeks ago, Prince Hot Ginge took a break from his helicopter training to guzzle down on the sweet nectar at the Andaz Hotel in San Diego. That's where he met 26-year-old Jessica Donaldson, a "VIP cocktail waitress" at the Ivy Club who captured the royal loins of PHG with her vast knowledge of the American cinematic classic Laguna Beach and her ability to suck out a Jell-O shot from across a crowded room. The source says that since they met at the Andaz Hotel, they had lunch and went to see some jazz thing at The Belly Up Tavern.
I know I should be writing this on a Greyhound Bus as I make my way to San Diego to rip out that SoCal skank's swap meet weave and force her to spit in my hand (Well, if she touched tongues with PHG, that means she has some of his saliva on her!!!), but I don't mind this. Kate Middleton is a stick of boring with a dollop of pretty hair on top. Princess Jessica is just the kind of demure and delicate flower the English people really need. Kate is like Talbots and Princess Jessica is like a Frederick's white sale. It's meant to be. Princess Jessica is even inked with the crest of the English roses and Blue Curacao runs through her veins, which is the same thing as being a blue blood.
And Princess Jessica is already the luckiest slut on the planet since she can now tell her grandchildren that Prince Hot Ginge fucked her on a military base once.
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Sowing the royal oats looks like fun.
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Submitted by Athenys on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 9:46pm.
Agreed!
Harry is a runt, which isn't saying much because the rest of the royals are pretty ugly....that's what happens when you have centuries of inbreeding.
luckily we are in the 21century, or else William probably would have married to Eugenie or the other Fergie daughter, so they can keep their "bloodline" pure.
Anyway this bitch looks abit like Pippa Middleton.
and Harry probably hooked up with her because he still has fond memories of bonking haggard face Pippa, i wouldnt rule that shit out.
anyway, Will and Kate look so happy together, its like a fairytale story.
Handsome? On what planet? Prince Ginger Kid is painfully average and I am being generous here. It seems like his older brother inherited what little attractiveness there was in that inbred mess of a family. The only reason why some pretty skanks throw themselves at his feet like rice during a wedding is because he's 'royalty'.
I'm sure it's been said, but she is really pretty and her body rocks. The tattoo only distracts from her natural cuteness.
I would sleep with that chick if I was him and maybe her friends, too. Cuz I'm like that.
I don't understand comments about what a tattoo will look like when you're old. When you're 70, your skin will be old, liver spotted, saggy, and wrinkly, so an old tattoo on top of that will be redundant in the appearance of things. Seems like a silly thing to worry about.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Its like he picks some random person he lays eyes on at some moment. I see nothing special about this waitress.
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She is an upgrade, looks-wise, from Chelsey Davey.
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I think you mean 'OFF WIT' 'ER 'EAD!'?
The girl is pretty, but truthfully she wouldn't stand out in a crowd.
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Re. the Windsors,
Morrissey said it best: "I do seriously believe that they're benefit scroungers, nothing else. I don't believe they serve any purpose whatsoever. I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the Royal family -- the so-called Royal family. They're not royal to me, but they're royal to the media for some reason."
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Harry better hit it while he can, because he has about 3-4 more years of being able to do this left, before The Queen makes hi marry some proper British trick.
And her tattoo?
Not cute.
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I think the royal family have pretty much given up on laying standards on the ginge and have put all of their hopes onto William. Therefore, ginge can fool around with whomever he wants.
She's such a no-talent climbing skank and he obviously has no taste. Bleh.
What's with the double post?
Meh. She looks like every other white girl named jessica.
Why is this blonde in a set of pics with her? Can you buy both of them for a threesome? I'm thinking, "Yes."
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Those whores look like they have been ridden really hard. Hope the Ginge used a condom.
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The Queen has nothing to worry about. Homegirl looks like the hit-it-and-quit-it type of bar slut.
Well, she IS cute, yes. But I do think tattoos are an unsafe bet for women. The fairy on your hip at 25 will be the gargoyle on your saddlebag at 50.
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PHG is getting ugly. I thought he was so hot there for a while, but after a certain age the kids get hit with the ugly stick (aka royal genes).
She's PRETTY. I mean, forgodsakes look at the hobags PHG has been banging over the years. She is definitely one of the better looking ones, and even if she doesn't stand out among the beautiful people at pacific beach, she is about as hot as he cold ever hope to get he was just an average soldier. On the other hand, that tattoo is really douche-y. All tattoos are douche-y anymore, but that one is both ugly and boring, and you can't look away from it.
At this point we all know Prince Ginge is whoring himself out. Does it really matter who the flavor of the night was this time?
Ashton's one night side piece is from San Diego too right? Note to famous dudes - don't fuck San Diego gutter rats unless you want EVERYONE to know about it.
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Submitted by sybil on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:02pm.
The Queen is no stranger to Ho scandal; anyone remember Koo Stark?
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Yup. Difference being Koo Stark was fucking striking looking (not hot, not classically beautiful but she made you stop and think-- much more interesting), while this twat is average at best with a great set of abs.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
San Diego is really going at it lately. Someone send me a few bottles of SD town water please - I want to sit in it and see what happens.
Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:44pm.
She looks trashy. Hopefully he wore a condom.
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You better believe he did. They're taught that early on because getting a girl pregnant out of wedlock would be a HUGE no-no.
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"Somewhere in Buckingham Palace, THE QUEEN! is pacing back and forth"
She's on tour in Australia at the moment.
*pedantic*
There's more tattoo-less whores on the planet pointing fingers at tattooed girls to take the attention away from themselves then there's hicks that love nascar.
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For your health.
Cake, WORD. Kim Kuntrashian is a great example.
LOVE the tag line Hand me my shank...awww..don't shank a bitch, just wear a busted weave and serve drinks in a bar...seems to work for Clooney's ho's/beards.
What's the point of being a prince if you can't fuck a hoe. (enough said)
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She looks trashy. Hopefully he wore a condom.
I was wondering when you were going to get around to the Hot Ginge fucking on American skanks stories. There's been a few over the past few weeks.
Side note, poor PHG can't even get it in without these dumb whores running to the papers. Something tells me he won't be visiting America again. At least the hos of Europe and South Africa keep their mouth's shut.
I was wondering when you were going to get around to the Hot Ginge fucking on American skanks stories. There's been a few over the past few weeks.
Side note, poor PHG can't even get it in without these dumb whores running to the papers. Something tells me he won't be visiting America again. At least the hos of Europe and South Africa keep their mouth's shut.
Submitted by sybil on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:02pm.
The Queen is no stranger to Ho scandal; anyone remember Koo Stark?
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oh yeah, i remember that chick. Randy Andy was really n love!
There are tons of old hos with tattoos around. It's not like her boobs will be in her shoes by the time she is 40. Girls like that don't regret tattoos. They just regret not getting paid everytime someone looks at it.
Gingers are just the worst.
She is fairly typical for any nightclub cocktail waitress in a metropolitan area. If anything, she is on the girl-next-door end (the low end) of the spectrum. They breed them well in SoCal.
And if you don't already hate her on sight, there's this: she probably works 3 nights a week and pulls in $80k/year.
The Queen is no stranger to Ho scandal; anyone remember Koo Stark?
PHG is all over the damn news here in SD. You can't escape the stories on the news/posts on Facebook, and I'm mostly sick of it. But I have to admit, if I were younger and hotter...
Belly Up is anexcellent venue, though. I'll give PHG props for good taste in that arena.
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." -- Dorothy Parker
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:49pm.
Great body, meh face. But PHG is meh face, too, so they cancel each other out.
How much money will she get for her " i fucked a royal" story, or that one doesn`t get a dime cause he isn`t married to someone else?
A few years ago, some bartender at a bar in Calgary made about 30 grand selling her story to tabs about the night Prince Harry sucked face with her. She wasn't even really pretty, but the funniest part was after she sold her story she got a PR person who was talking about turning her story into a made for TV movie, LOL. How far can you stretch a makeout session?
You stay classy San Diego!
Whoever said this ginge would get no ass were he poor and obscure is damn right.
His personality also irks me. Never hear anything good about him, besides the Hitler shit, drunken misbehaviour, etc. Frat boy prince, how charming.
A small Ginge Gingie
snuck off to the city
Strung out on lasers
and slash back blazers
Ate all your razors
for pulling the waiters
Talking bout Monroe
and walking on Snow White
New York's a go-go
and everything tastes nice
Poor little Grinchy
--- David Bowie "Ginge Gingie"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGQo6zpVzt8
@Athina - I like the tat too...it's purty. For my next one I'd like to get a flowery vine of some sort (though maybe not on my stomach because that would hurt like a mothertrucker!)
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She looks like a million other girls in SoCal. She is a an amateur's pick and this must be his first rodeo. I'd like to see him refine his taste. Bang the dead fish
with the uptalk and move on to higher ground.
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
Yes, she's very pretty, and banging bod (NOT gorge but still above average ala Kristin Calamari). She'll regret the tattoo in ten years, though by then the belly bearing days will be behind her.
I say git yourself some PHG while its still hot gurl!
We ALL his one true love is a cute, snarky, witty, and sessay ghey lasian blogger ;-)
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Good body, but her face is very forgettable.
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Yes she's pretty and MK is just a jelly hater LOL.
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