Damn That Tyler Perry!

October 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Today’s first “Fuck My Life” face is brought to you by the bought buffoon Kris Humphries.

The second “Fuck My Life” face is brought to you by thousands of trained actresses who have just lost yet another job to a fame whore piece of cold trash that has the talent of dried piss on an ass cheek.

Because Snooki is busy playing the role of Owl-Eyes in The Great Gatsby remake, Tyler Perry has cast amateur porn star Kim Kardashian in his newest church play turned movie The Marriage Counselor. Tyler was so impressed with Kim’s ability to emote absolutely zero raw human emotion while getting her guts poked by Ray J’s boomerang dick in her movie debut that he gave her the role of the title character’s co-worker. The title character will be played by Jurnee Smollett. Deadline reports that shooting begins on that mess on October 26th in Atlanta.

Tyler Perry + Kim Kuntrashian + a plot that definitely involves a child touching uncle and an epiphany from the lord = the only time in the history of ever that the public actually misses Madea.

Seriously, if Tyler Perry really wanted a Kardashian-like whore for that role, he should’ve just wrapped his Madea fat suit in Spanx, threw a melted alien mask over his face and BOOM! Bitch can play that role himself. Because he’s soon going to find out how annoying it is to work with Kim Kardashian. “Sorry, Tyler, Kim is trying to suck off the boom mic again” is a line he’ll hear from the crew at least once a day. Tyler should do what the Keeping Up with the Kardashians production crew does: only use white boom mics.

Here’s soon-to-be Oscar winner Kim Kardashian with her paid husband at her 31st birthday party in NYC last night. Pink sang for her. Oh, Pink, I thought I knew you…..

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