Behold! The Faces Of The Butterfly Unicorn Kitty Twins!
On last night's 20/20, Barbara Walters (who I swear is slowly morphing into Michele Kleier from HGTV's Selling New York) introduced the world to the faces of the BABIES!!! that will soon grace Japan's national flag and will soon be covered in more body glitter than a go go dancer at a gay club. Moroccan and Monroe (I can't, you can't, we still all can't with those names) made their public debut six months after a light pink Pegasus delivered them to Mimi and Nick Cannon in a basket made of rainbow kisses.
You know, I was completely ready to give one of those awkward smiles and shifty eyeball moves you give when you see a newborn baby that looks like it just burst out of John Hurt's stomach. Every part of me knew that the Sanrio twinlings would look like you shouldn't give them water after dark, but then a Lisa Frank sunshine ray hit their faces and I completely melted into a giant puddle of ovaries. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! Yes, the bong smoke was operating my emotions, but still. This shouldn't happen. Most babies look like an old man ass with possum eyes to me, but Mimi's newborn lamblets are pretty adorable. Roc and Roe look like cartoon mice that should be singing "Somewhere Out There" to each other and shit.
Mimi told Barbara that after her first miscarriage, she got on progesterone to conceive her Hello Twinsies. Mimi's pregnancy was as pleasant as watching Glitter sober and she had several false labors and toward the end she could barely move her beached whale ass without help from the coast guard and volunteers. If you care, you can watch the entire interview here. There's also a billion more pictures on a website Mimi burped up called DemBabies which is devoted to her twins. Yes, it's a mess.
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find pictures of Kardashians wearings Krocs to get my emotions in the right cunt place again.
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I must admit, that Dembabies are cuter than most of the celeb babies out there (except Nahla, who is just a gorgeous child.) But these two are cuter than the Messiahs and Shiloh, as well as JLo and M.Anthony's babies. What really matters is that all the babies are healthy as far as we know, considering all the drugs and methods their mamas use to conceive them. As others have said, I applaud Mariah for being open about her issues conceiving.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:04pm.
Fraternal twins do NOT occur naturally at the rates Hollywood is churning them out.
This. From the Jolies to the J-Hos to the Careys - all IVF babies.
THANK YOU!!! I wish all these superficial celebs like Angelina, JLO, Mariah and others would at least come clean about using IVF treatments! Do they really think we're that stupid? That all of a sudden everyone in Hollywood is churning out Fraternal twins like it's a common thing?
Those babies are too cute!!! And my goodness ppl are ignorant. Yes, it's ok to be curious about race but my goodness...c'mon people this is 2011 and this lesson is getting old. Obviously Black people are mix of a LOT of different things and no one can predict which traits kids pull when playing the genetic lottery. It's very common in black families. And besides, their just babies they haven't even fully developed just yet, this is common in black babies give em some time.
And yes I too applaud Mariah for being honest about her pregnancy woes...I hate when these celebs of 40 act like everything was just natural and dandy...like bitch please
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the twins are beautiful, I cant get over how pretty their eyes are
about the race questions, if you never had to deal with an asshole asking you out of the blue were you are from, and then were you background and finally looking at you like you are a liar because you dont look dark enough to be from a certain country then STFU. I say I am American I was born here, no what your background? EARTH! duh, when they keep harassing you and you say that you are Hispanic, but you dont look it, you not dark, you have light eyes, etc.. its all annoying and demeaning. because later the comments are oh I hate all (insert country) but you are different!Yeah sure I am.
And people should just go to Brooklyn to see all the mixed babies and how everyone is different.
PS We all came from Africa, we just have different skin tones.
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These baby friends are precious.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
these babies are adorable...that is all...
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I give MooMoo credit, she admitted to having fertility treatments and most celebs don't. I'm looking at you JBlow. MooMoo had a tough pregnancy with gestational diabetes and high blood pressure, so it must have been horrid!I had twins and high blood pressure, so I know it's scary.
As far as the light skin goes, my twins are a lot darker. I'm as pale as can be and my husband is Persian. Our twins came out pretty dark, hairy, and not bald. I was not expecting that. They are still pretty dark, so you just never know with genetics.
Skin colour is more about politics than genetics and there is no such thing as a "white race" or a "black race". "White" is left-over code for "master" and "black" is for "slave". Time for a paradigm shift. Meanwhile, these two look like babies - cute stuff.
Submitted by hotpocket on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 8:38pm.
Amen. I remember in Germany, a biracial couple had twins... one was dark, one was very fair. There's a lot of coin-tossing in genetics and sometimes you get unexpected results
Honestly I think the baby girl looks kind of like Nick and the boy looks more like Mimi.
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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 3:35pm.
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those children look retarded
C'mon! You're not even trying.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:17am.
First of all, those babies are cute cute cute. Not surprising, since both parents are too, and Mimi, even sans fards, is a naturally pretty lady.
Second, as I like to say to people:
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.
My mother is Native American Indian, African-American, and white, and my father is black and I am dark-skinned. I get asked ALL the time where I come from and what my background is living on this side of the world (Europe) because as they say to me sometimes here "you don't look African". Yet when I tell them my lineage, they think I am lying.
I don't mind someone asking me where I am from when it is TACTFULLY done. However, when I do tell you my background, don't question it as if I have to pull out a stack of Polaroids to prove every percentage of my gene pool.
I have an uncle that is pitch black married to an Irish woman with children lighter than this. MOST Black Americans are mixed to some degree, so obviously those children looking like that should not be so grand a shock. Yellow and blue do NOT make green when it comes to children.
Don't be ignorant.
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Agreed! People draw conclusions according to their limited experience. "I've never heard of that, that can't be true," ugh. And the babies are adorable.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 11:10am.
Amen to that. Physically Nick and Mimi are fairly attractive, and their babies reflect that, but JeLo's spawn are cursed by the genes of Skeletor.
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ooh the babes are actually really cute. but i'm shocked that madge allowed a photo to be taken of her SANS FARDS!!! motherhood is really doing something to her...
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The lesbian baby looks like Michelle Rodriquez.
The boy baby looks like Justin Timberlake.
Nick Cannon looks like the guy that collects the carts at my supermarket.
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those children look retarded
C'mon! You're not even trying.
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Babies!!!!
Roc and Roe...nicknames done!
So so cute.
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yeah, the "dembabies" shit makes me batshit crazy.
speak like a normal person please. The ebonics speak makes people sound STUPID.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 11:10am.
Mimi's twins are better looking than JLO's twins.
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well they look like J Lo before surgery, and Marc is not handsome. Those kids are fugly.
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Those are beautiful babies. And I don't even really like babies. But they look very sweet...especially the boy!
Mimi's twins are better looking than JLO's twins.
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Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 7:09am.
Nice stank-eye on the little girl. LOL
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Ethnicity, schmethnicity. Those babies is cuteness.
What I can't stand is parents today-- "Omg, the pregnancy was so hard on ME (who is used to having everything handed to me!). I had no idea everything about ME would change! I had to rest and be in bed and go to the hospital X number of times! ME ME ME!!!" STFU, bitch, Women have been dropping babies since god was a boy. Maybe this will make you realize it's not all about YOU.
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Nice stank-eye on the little girl. LOL
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First of all, those babies are cute cute cute. Not surprising, since both parents are too, and Mimi, even sans fards, is a naturally pretty lady.
Second, as I like to say to people:
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.
My mother is Native American Indian, African-American, and white, and my father is black and I am dark-skinned. I get asked ALL the time where I come from and what my background is living on this side of the world (Europe) because as they say to me sometimes here "you don't look African". Yet when I tell them my lineage, they think I am lying.
I don't mind someone asking me where I am from when it is TACTFULLY done. However, when I do tell you my background, don't question it as if I have to pull out a stack of Polaroids to prove every percentage of my gene pool.
I have an uncle that is pitch black married to an Irish woman with children lighter than this. MOST Black Americans are mixed to some degree, so obviously those children looking like that should not be so grand a shock. Yellow and blue do NOT make green when it comes to children.
Don't be ignorant.
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The babies are completely adorable! And the parents looked genuinely chuffed.
Speaking of race, I don't think it's rude to ask bout heritage, if I see someone who looks "interesting" I would be curious of their ethnicity too. It has more to do with the way you ask than the question itself. I attended one of the top unis in the world, (best in my country) and still some joker would come up to me every semester and ask "are you a white Indian?". Here's the kicker , I'm not even very fair, like a MAC NC40. The best/worst statement was from this very sweet, well-meaning, Chinese girl who truly thought she was giving me a compliment. She said and I kid you not, "most Indians stink, but you don't." and proceeded to nuzzle up to me. I was completely nonplussed. WTF.
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Huh. I'm always amazed at what the gene pool produces. These kids look white despite being three-fourths black, while Halle Berry's kid looks African American even though she's three-fourths white.
One of my friends has fraternal twins, one of whom looks distinctly African American while the other has pink skin, blond hair and blue eyes. Genetics kill me - they're so random.
lolz at Nicks low cut caesar. Something about that hairline just isn't looking right. Hope Roe inherits his mommas hair.
Babies are so beautiful! The girl is so pretty, and the boy is just presh. Awww.
Skin color, shade, hue, etc., is such a touchy subject in this country, that it is a little rude to comment on. People just need to learn that, period. It's a subject that is fraught with meaning beyond what the questioner may realize or have the life experience to know about. But hey, it's DListed - who's polite here anyway? lol
Mariah's mom was white, her dad was black. Nick C. is of mixed background. Her babies are light right now. Kind of the same shade as Peggy Lipton/Quincy Jones'kids. And pretty much just as gorgeous.
Imma ignoring what self-serving cunts the parents are: Those babies are cute !
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"Dembabies" (I really can't with that nickname), better get all their shine now,because once Bey-Z is born it's a wrap! LoL
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Regardless of how annoying the parents can be, the babies are so adorable. The pictures are great and mom and dad look very happy.
A few things:
1) Those are damn adorable, beautiful babies.
2) They are surprisingly light skinned considering their parentage, but will no doubt change as they grow, as do all babies (or maybe not, but either way, they're gorgeous).
3) For Pete's sake, it is neither rude nor racist to simply acknowledge how they look. People need to chill out.
The first thing I thought when I saw these pictures was, wow, those cute babies are quite light skinned considering their parentage. Maybe I'm ignorant, but I don't see what's so wrong with that. I made no judgements or assumptions beyond that. I think it's delightful for any person to be blessed with two beautiful children. Mariah and Nick are gorgeous, so are their kids. People need to chill out.
I don't see how overcoming racism is achieved by refusing to acknowledge the physical differences between us. Maybe someone can help me out here. Are we supposed to walk around pretending we all look the same colour and have the same lightness or darkness of skin? I thought we were supposed to celebrate diversity. Simply acknowledging something doesn't equate to passing judgement on it.
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Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 10/22/2011 -7:15pm. I don't question anyone's ethnicity. What I do question is why the number of twin births in the entertainment industry is so much higher than the population as a whole? Does *everyone* in Hollywood get artificial insemination? It sure seems that way.
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I would like to think it's because most of them spend their "prime" years on their careers and are simply too vain to ruin their images and/or bodies by becoming mothers. Once they are accomlished, their eggs are past the expiration date and they have no other choice. However, it's probably more superficial than that. It seems to be trendy these days to have twins or adopt a child. Kinda like when they were all carrying around those little dumbass dogs in those little dumbass bags.
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Mimi needs to quit whoring these innocent babies out. Same with her dorky husband.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:15pm.
I really do. It warms my heart. *struts through thread smugly tossing curly, raven mane back and forth*
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I don't question anyone's ethnicity. What I do question is why the number of twin births in the
entertainment industry is so much higher than the population as a whole?
Does *everyone* in Hollywood get artificial insemination? It sure seems that way.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:08pm.
Re: The ethnicity thing. I have been labeled with the following: Puerto Rican, Dominican, Cuban, Brazillian. *sigh* I am black and Mexican. And yes, asking a stranger, "What are you?!" is impolite at best and just plain ignorant at worst.
Also, do not ask me if my hair is real.
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Both my parents are black and I get the same thing! Even from black people. lol It amazes me how people still don't realize that we don't only come in one shade or with one hair texture. When people say the babies are very light-skinned, I just don't get it. So many of my family members (2 black parents) look like thosw babies.
Anyway, dembabies are gorgeous just as I knew they'd be!! :))
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 10/22/2011 -6:43pm. I'm going over to Just Jared and let them know how much cuter Mariah and Nick's twins are than Twin Messiahs. (yeah I'm in a shit stirring mood)
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Submitted by TimC on Sat, 10/22/2011 -6:34pm. Funny how so many of the people who are bothered by the questions about ethnic background feel obligated to tell us about their own backgrounds here. I'm usually curious about those backgrounds when I hear an unusual name, or see someone with unusual mix of features. But I never ask, and at most I'll google the name if I'm that curious. I think hearing people tell you about their backgrounds is the best cure for the curiosity. After reading about half a dozen such stories here, I'm sick of the subject.
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Correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think anyone was complaining about people being curious. It's just that sometimes people express their curiousity and ignorance in a very rude manner.
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Submitted by TimC on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:34pm.
Its funny how you're a bitch.
Sharing an experience and giving your background as a result isn't the same as a complete stranger walking up to you, while you're waiting for the fucking bus (yes this happened to me) and going, "Wow, you look interesting. What are you?"
I'm sorry if you can't tell difference between a stranger being blatant, and having a conversation with someone. There is a difference and I don't see anything funny or hypocritical about it. shut your gob.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:43pm.
I'm going over to Just Jared and let them know how much cuter Mariah and Nick's twins are than Twin Messiahs. (yeah I'm in a shit stirring mood)
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Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sat, 10/22/2011 -6:11pm.
I think the best way to deal with rude people is to say with a pleasant but kind of confused expression "...that's a little rude" as if you are surprised that they don't realize it. Yeah, they should know better, but maybe they have forgotten what is appropriate and need a reminder.
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I don't care at all when people are curious, that's natural. It's that they feel they can speak to me as though they are discussing a breed of animal that gets to me. It's 2011, there really is no excuse. I usually laugh and say "Well, I'm not hiding an adams's apple or antennas, so you'll have to be more specific." The ninja answer shut the last question session down, so I'll try that again next time. Lol. It's never really made me mad though, just annoyed. Then again, the question has never been directed towards my children. Not sure how well I would respond to that.
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I'm going over to Just Jared and let them know how much cuter Mariah and Nick's twins are than Twin Messiahs. (yeah I'm in a shit stirring mood)
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ABSOLUTELY adorable!!!!!! Just want to hug them both.