Open Post: Hosted By Anderson! Anderson! Anderson!
During the Republican debate on Wednesday, I learned that Michele Bachmann and I have a lot more in common than I thought. We both love corn dogs, we both love using cake as an analogy and every time we see Anderson Cooper’s face we both scream out his name over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again even though he’s clearly ignoring us like we don’t exist in real life.
Except when I do it, I’m usually rubbing my nipple plates and swaying my nalgas around at the same time, which I have a feeling is exactly what Marcus Bachmann was doing in the audience. So let me correct myself: Marcus Bachmann and I have a lot more in common than I thought.
via Jezebel