For the zero percent of you who have covered absolutely every damn inch of yourself to look like it’s Día de los Muertos on your face every day, Zombie Boy (born name: Rick Genest) has the perfect concealer if you don’t want to scare the living life out of a future employer during a job interview or if you’re sick of your one-night slam piece barfing up their hearts out of sheer fear when they wake up next to you in the light hours.
Zombie Boy, a model type and music video star (he was in Lady CaCa’s “Born This Way“) takes himself from “DUH! I WOULD!” to “I probably still would since I’ve always fantasized about humping my own nightmares” by scrubbing off Dermablend Leg and Body Cover. It’s like seeing a time-lapse video of what you’ll look like when you decompose in a coffin. Hot, I know.
Somebody needs to drop a box of this shit on Lindsay Lohan’s doorstep. I was about to type that somebody should also do the same for Xtina, but this shit isn’t going to work for her. Did you see how he easily wiped that mess off with just a towel? When Xtina’s bodyguards have to peel her drunk face off of a club banquette, the last thing she wants is her face paint to come off. She’ll stick with car lacquer and floor veneer.