Zombie Boy Is Ready For That Job Interview Now

For the zero percent of you who have covered absolutely every damn inch of yourself to look like it's Día de los Muertos on your face every day, Zombie Boy (born name: Rick Genest) has the perfect concealer if you don't want to scare the living life out of a future employer during a job interview or if you're sick of your one-night slam piece barfing up their hearts out of sheer fear when they wake up next to you in the light hours.

Zombie Boy, a model type and music video star (he was in Lady CaCa's "Born This Way") takes himself from "DUH! I WOULD!" to "I probably still would since I've always fantasized about humping my own nightmares" by scrubbing off Dermablend Leg and Body Cover. It's like seeing a time-lapse video of what you'll look like when you decompose in a coffin. Hot, I know.

Somebody needs to drop a box of this shit on Lindsay Lohan's doorstep. I was about to type that somebody should also do the same for Xtina, but this shit isn't going to work for her. Did you see how he easily wiped that mess off with just a towel? When Xtina's bodyguards have to peel her drunk face off of a club banquette, the last thing she wants is her face paint to come off. She'll stick with car lacquer and floor veneer.

via Styleite

Posted by: Michael K

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Bitch Your Pancakes Look Fine To Me

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 9:31am.

damn sorry for all the typos

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 9:29am.

I think the comments on this thread bother me because they are ultimately about judging and assuming things based on others on looks. Sure we all judge, but things like assuming this guy is arrogant and judges others? Or assuming he was sexually abused? This is like assuming fat people are lazy or sloppy and hate thin people. It's a bit ridiculous. But another thing still- let's say someone was sexually abused, those of you assuming that about people, are you saying this is a "bad" thing that someone should be ashamed of? If it's a fact, it's a fact, but you don't know this about someone by looking at their tattoos. If you look at the statistics on sexual abuse in children and adults you will see that you know a lot of people who have endured that. But I guess they may not have an abundance of tattoos or dyed hair in which for you to assume...

If you look at the story about this zombie guy, he had a brain tumour as a kid which earned him the nickname "Zombie" and his love of horror as well as the punk lifestyle let to the tattoos. So what. Why should we care why he did it anyway? The assumptions are what strikes me as strange.

18thCenturyFox - thanks for saying that. The thing about the decline in respect for blue-collar jobs is just what I was thinking of (and the availability of such jobs, frankly, since nothing in made or done in the US anymore). I really hate that I hear a lot of comments from young people putting down anything that isn't a "baller" job (I work at a university).

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:04pm.

Submitted by LunaChick on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:06am.
He's hot. I'd do him.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:02pm.

I think that people with multiple alts should be banned from dlisted.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:20am.

I think people with neck/face tattoos should be banned from receiving welfare.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:08am.

It's like seeing a time-lapse video of what you'll look like when you decompose in a coffin.

LOL WORD!

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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 11:02am.

Submitted by Honeybadger on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:36pm.

It is possible for people to have a very well paying job AND visible tattoos.

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TRUE. And with each passing day there are less and less people who care one way or the other if someone else has a tattoo.

Check out this foolio though (glasses tattooed on his face) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH1tTlq5-Qk

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:54am.

Thank you Shandi - I had never heard of that before. That makes sense as tattoos are usually much darker than most scars or freckles.

Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:41am.

He has got a damn good tattoo-artist. I don't think that he himself deserves much credit. I saw this on DM earlier, and thought that it's exeptional that someone who is 25 has this appearantly well planed tattoo - but now I googled a little and in fact he had a lot of tattoos before that - which had then to be covered.
He has the perfect bone and "muscle" structure to go with this tattoo - it looks good, but well, he's like someone from a "freakshow". He may become famous and a great businessman in some niche, but I'm pretty sure that he then has to do double the work and is on his own - it's very distressing to talk to someone whose facial expression is (partly/mainly)hidden.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 8:39am.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 6:35am.
He modeled for Thierry Mugler:

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I adore Thierry Mugler!

That is all.

Submitted by LunaChick on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 8:36am.

He's hot. I'd do him.

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Submitted by DDT on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 8:35am.

I agree with too many posts here to copy them all...

For starters, the douchey facial expression has GOT to go...

IMO he looks better WITH the tats, in that "creepy hot" kind of way. I've seen him before (probably here), and I expected him to be much hotter w/o the tats (i.e. *with* the makeup). As it turns out, his 'natural' face and body are both "meh".

Still, it is a very clever advertisement on many levels. It illustrates how the product works, and it plays with your perceptions, calling to mind many questions: What is beauty? What is natural? What is artifice? What does it meant to show one's 'real' skin? What lies beneath the surface?

Well done.
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Submitted by LisaL on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 8:22am.

He's pretty hot without the tattoos. I do like the tattoos as well though. I'd never do all of that, but whatever floats his boat.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 8:16am.

We ALL judge, let's cut the crap. I'm not against tattoos, piercings or those trendy new "scar" tattoos as in I will not lobby to ban them and make them illegal, but I'll be honest and tell you if I'm sick and go the the doctor and the doctor appears with his face full of piercings and arms grotesquely inked (or looking like this dude right here), you bet your ass I would stand up and leave. Why? because of what his IMAGE represents and that doesn't go with looking like a doctor. There are jobs where image is everything and ba-buttons is right about it, even if it offends some people. Just imagine a politician looking like THAT. Fuck! imagine your president looking like that at a UN meeting. Be honest and tell me if you would vote for him if that is what will represent your country to the world.

Now, some jobs aren't that based on looks but still a good "clean" image is everything in the real adult working world wether you like it or not AND that image does represent the place and people he works for.

Funny thing is, some jobs are so stereotyped, it's a must to look wacky or heavily tattooed or pierced. For example, would anyone get a tattoo by someone with no tatoos at all??. I think that would make the client think he doesn't have experience as a tattoo artist or might be some sort of an "amateur" or "poser" because as a rule, all tattoo artists ARE tattoed. Also, that "edgy" image is linked to some type of jobs like record shop clerk or something similar. Does it suck? maybe, but that's the way the corporate worlsd rolls, that's why you have to really give it a thought before rushing to the tattoo or piercing parlor.

Personaly, I like tattoos and piercings but there is always a line you need to not cross if you have big ambitions/plans to join the corporate world or other social areas where image is important.

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Submitted by Sonica on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 6:56am.

Submitted by bexicle on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 6:03am.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Does he have a tattoo of a bone down there?

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that wondered what he might have tattooed on his peen! They make zombie dildos, so who knows?

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 6:49am.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:15pm.

He's hotter without the makeup.

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You know what? I think this guy should lose the zombie face skull thing, because it's creepy and he looks like a Walking Dead extra, but keep everything else...it reminds me of the elaborate backpiece that Michael Scofield got in Prison Break. yum!

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 6:03am.

Yuck, all around.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 5:36am.

That's pretty good marketing, even though you know you'd be able to tell it was makeup in real life, under bright sunlight.

I'm not one for tattoos, but his are beautiful. The extent and skill of his tattoos are pure art, in my opinion. And that's saying something, because I think plenty of the tats I see are trashy. But if someone has an original or beautiful design, I can appreciate it.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 5:05am.

He modeled for Thierry Mugler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GpEyQ78CHo

The tats are stunning, would love to know who did them. Wouldn't want them in a million years, but truly a work of art.

Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 5:05am.

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:50am.

Holy cow -Hell must have frozen over because I am in total agreement with a commenter here. Nicely put, thank you for reminding people that not everyone wants what the folks on their high horses consider "real" jobs. I completely abhor the near extinction of the working blue collar man. Like politics, handling other people's money as a career option is often defined by who you know, not what you can do. My husband builds race cars and I am proud that he produces things that work well with his heavily tattoed hands.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 5:02am.

Submitted by Pap Junkie on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:43pm.

I feel like a rebel for not having a tattoo these days.

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Har. Ain't that the truth.
People never seem to realize that whenever something is touted as cool and rebellious, everyone will rush to do it to prove to everyone else what special snowflakes they are, and once everyone is doing it, it's no longer cool or rebellious (if it even was in the first place). Nor does it actually prove that one is a special snowflake, since nobody on the planet is actually more special than anyone else.

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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:50am.

Submitted by Einah Teb on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:10am.

What I hate about brats like Zombie boy is that they deliberately make themselves look appalling, and then go around staring at everyone daring them to react. Then Zombie boy judges YOU if you suspect he's an attention-mongering fool with anger control issues (as he's clearly advertising himself to be.) He's the judgmental one, and he sets others up in advance to fail his little test so that he can feel superior.

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Whoa. That was insightful.
*thumbs up*

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Sounds like what an Old French Whore might offer. "Yeeees, I will au vin your coq and for a few francs more also shia laboeuf...." --- ImpertinentVixen

Submitted by bexicle on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:44am.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 6:05am.
How can anyone believe there is a bone in something like that. Although a tattoo of one on a corpse decorated man would be funny.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:35am.

Submitted by bexicle on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 6:03am.

You know that there is no bone in a penis, right?

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Submitted by bexicle on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:33am.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Does he have a tattoo of a bone down there?

Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:17am.

I really wanted him to say "Maybe it's Maybelline!"

Submitted by rovex on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:46am.

People should find out why he did it before criticizing him, its a sad story. Besides it adds to the variety of life. His tats are very well done, even if they arent your thing.

Whatever you think of him this ad is a billion times better than the crappy ads the cosmetics companies usually send out.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 3:35am.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 4:22am.
Hey Mike! How are you this morning? :)

Good. At the office already. I like to get in early so I can goof off a bit before I start work.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 2:52am.

Hey Mike! How are you this morning? :)

HB to Tom Petty

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 2:47am.

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:16pm.
He looks like a walking H.R. Giger illustration. I would imagine that was probably the inspiration, anyway. His tough guy, grumpy face is very silly, especially since as some of you have pointed out... he's built like Kif Kroker from Futurama.

lol@built like Kif Kroker

Submitted by Einah Teb on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 2:40am.

-Einah

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 2:28am.

I can't help but think how much his mother would have enjoyed seeing her son covered in Dermablend, looking like the boy she once knew.
I bet she cried.

HB to Tom Petty

Submitted by sonne on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 12:10am.

Submitted by Scheherazade on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 7:46pm.

When I look at someone with scary ass crazy tattoos like this, it just screams child abuse survivor to me.
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That popped into my head, too. :(
Personally, it bugs me that tattoos are more mainstream now because of the assholes who think I got mine to be trendy. Nope, got mine before the trend after two plus years of thinking about it and weighing the consequences, etc. It is still fun when people are surprised "someone like me" (wtf does that mean, lol) has snake tattoos. My christian doctor made a slightly snarky comment to which I could reply snakes were once a symbol for Jesus. She knew this and the snark stopped. Ha! She's a nice lady otherwise.

Anyway, this dude can do whatever the heck he wants and I'm going to assume he realizes he'll never have a "normal" job but he probably doesn't want one. I think he walked the runway for Gaultier, too, or some other crazy designer.

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:29pm.

Also like every dude in the military has tattoos! You should know that.

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:20pm.

Ba-buttons-
Trading securities= moving figures on paper around. Yeah, that's the only kind of "real" job there is, sure. I will never make fun of someone for working any kind of honest job and not everyone has the same life plan. Some people wake up when they're too old to realise they missed all the good things about life because they were too busy climbing the corporate ladder and putting others down for how they look and what they do to earn a living- and others live from the start. I'm sorry people like you can't understand what I'm even talking about.
Anyway, so many people have tattoos nowadays I'm willing to bet many people in your office have them. Even if you don't go as far as this guy (who I'm sure is not trying to work in the corporate world), there's not a huge difference between an ankle tattoo and visible ones. The rules you draw up about this are a personal preference. And I will reiterate: where I live neck/hand tattoos are everywhere not just head shops, which I don't frequent, as you imply- I wasn't saying whole face tattoos obviously.

Submitted by Kelly Ann on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:10pm.

Not defending zombie boy here, but all the judgmental comments about people with tattoos are just obnoxious. I don't have any but they are a legitimate art form and are fabulous if done right. Face tattoos are a no-go, but I just don't see why someone else having one or many tattoos is such a hangup for so many people. Get a life.

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Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:21pm.

I'm inked, but that whole face shit is about as sexy as dog shit. I wouldn't hit it even if I was drunk as a skunk and dying for dick -

Submitted by KA on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:19pm.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 7:59pm.

Sorry honey, selling blunt wraps in some head shop is not a "job", it's a lark.

I trade securities. Before that I was in the military. I have no tattoos.

I would not hire this kid beacause;

a) He is representing my business and I cannot have someone like this representing my business.

b) Thoughtless, selfish, idiotic tattoos like his are indicative of poor decision making skills. Something that my business (and any business where you can make a decent living) simply cannot tolerate.
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people like you make people like me want to stab someone. "i trade securities" mhmm and i'm the pope. kiss my fucking ring.

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Submitted by KA on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 10:15pm.

ok i only got 20 seconds in because this douche and his all serious hardcore facial expressions gave me second hand embarrassment. i find facial piercings very unattractive and dont get why the fuck people do that shit to their face. ive seen so many scars and infections from the stupid shit people do to their faces. pierce your body up and down all you want but shit leave your face alone.

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:46pm.

I feel like such an idiot. When he took his shirt of I was pleasantly surprised to see him tattoo-less. Needless to say that the rest of this video left me in a state of shock.

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Submitted by dillon on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:26pm.

zombie boy needs botox

Submitted by BitchHouse on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:30pm.

How disappointing Zombie Boy looks nothing like Richard "Dick" Jared as i thought he would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz805W_RBUU

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Submitted by Honeybadger on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:06pm.

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 7:59pm.

Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 7:46pm.

Sorry honey, selling blunt wraps in some head shop is not a "job", it's a lark.

I trade securities. Before that I was in the military. I have no tattoos.

I would not hire this kid beacause;

a) He is representing my business and I cannot have someone like this representing my business.

b) Thoughtless, selfish, idiotic tattoos like his are indicative of poor decision making skills. Something that my business (and any business where you can make a decent living) simply cannot tolerate.
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Whoa Judgy Mc Judgerson! No need to be condescending, honey! It is possible for people to have a very well paying job AND visible tattoos. Thoughtless, idiotic comments to the contrary are something I cannot tolerate. And yes, I mean a REAL job, making substantially more than the median for your little trading gig, and definitely more than your military pay.

I do agree that this particular dude would not likely be hired in a "mainstream" corporate role, it is unlikely that's what he is aiming for.

Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK

Submitted by Dgrin on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:57pm.

the stare he's giving us "i'm hardcore" and shit, it's doing my head in, how pathetic, he's not even mildly toned or something, i could beat his weak tattooed ass with one hand any day.

Submitted by Dgrin on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:44pm.

he look like he could be attractive without those ridiculous tattoos, i only rarely find tattoos attractive and usually only when the tattoo has a decorative purpose for the body part they inhabit and actually enhances it cleverly or something..

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:39pm.

In my previous life as a starving college student, I was a make-up artist and used to be the counter girl for Dermablend. It does cover well, but can streak. Also, the colors for African Americans left most people a little orange-y. Of course, that was more than 20 years ago, so maybe it's improved. They need to come up with a piercing cover up.